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Season 1  "Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick"  1x15

Aired 18 years ago - Feb 09, 2004

Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 15 (S01E15) - 1
-I got to say, I really appreciate this, guys. -No problem.
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Is Awan a little slow?
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So, where can we drop you?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 15 (S01E15) - 4
And if you must know, I'm having family problems.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 15 (S01E15) - 5
Oh, wow. You are right on the beach.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 15 (S01E15) - 6
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 15 (S01E15) - 7
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 15 (S01E15) - 8
It's squall season.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 15 (S01E15) - 9
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 15 (S01E15) - 10
So you met cute, that's nice.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 15 (S01E15) - 11
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 15 (S01E15) - 12
Apparently, Mummy on a Chair is a very complex game.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 15 (S01E15) - 13
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 15 (S01E15) - 14
I said where, not with whom.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 15 (S01E15) - 15
While you are at it, why don't you try humping a bear trap?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 15 (S01E15) - 16
-I just love warm sake. -Me, too.
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-Alan, don't be childish. -She started it.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 15 (S01E15) - 20
My brother thinks I'm just a glorified masseuse.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 15 (S01E15) - 21
These hands have amazing powers to bring relief and even pleasure.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 15 (S01E15) - 22
Do you want me with clothes or without?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 15 (S01E15) - 23
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 15 (S01E15) - 24
Hi.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 15 (S01E15) - 25
Man, you are so lucky to have him right here in this house.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 15 (S01E15) - 26
Okay, then.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 15 (S01E15) - 27
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 15 (S01E15) - 28
Okay. Round one to the hot, crazy chick.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 15 (S01E15) - 29
If you had a TV on your forehead and could breathe through the ears you'd be perfect.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 15 (S01E15) - 30
boyfriend,
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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 15 (S01E15) - 33
-Could you pass the syrup? -Sure. Yeah.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 15 (S01E15) - 34
For a start, you could tell us something about yourself.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 15 (S01E15) - 35
I know this may sound totally crazy
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 15 (S01E15) - 36
I'm sorry. You should see your faces. You guys are so easy.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 15 (S01E15) - 37
So, what have you got going for today?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 15 (S01E15) - 38
Why don't you admit that you are interested in Frankie?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 15 (S01E15) - 39
You are my brother. I don't want to see you get your feelings hurt.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 15 (S01E15) - 40
-God, you are such an arrogant jerk. -See, your feelings are hurt.
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out of this house, but now that she is here, you want her.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 15 (S01E15) - 42
Take your best shot. Let me just give you a little heads up.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 15 (S01E15) - 43
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 15 (S01E15) - 44
Well, aren't you Toweley Towellerson all of a sudden.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 15 (S01E15) - 45
-Or you just might be a little jealous. -Jealous?
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What? I thought we were doing funny noises.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 15 (S01E15) - 47
-Alan, stop competing with me. -Why don't you stop competing with me?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 15 (S01E15) - 48
Hey! Stop it!
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 15 (S01E15) - 49
I mean, that's it, you know, you are all alone in the world and...
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 15 (S01E15) - 50
Yeah, and it doesn't matter who drives, you know. We will both come.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 15 (S01E15) - 2
Is Awan a little slow?
#2
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 15 (S01E15) - 3
So, where can we drop you?
#3
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 15 (S01E15) - 4
And if you must know, I'm having family problems.
#4
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 15 (S01E15) - 5
Oh, wow. You are right on the beach.
#5
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It's squall season.
#8
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So you met cute, that's nice.
#10
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Apparently, Mummy on a Chair is a very complex game.
#12
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I said where, not with whom.
#14
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While you are at it, why don't you try humping a bear trap?
#15
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-I just love warm sake. -Me, too.
#16
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-Alan, don't be childish. -She started it.
#19
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My brother thinks I'm just a glorified masseuse.
#20
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These hands have amazing powers to bring relief and even pleasure.
#21
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Do you want me with clothes or without?
#22
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Hi.
#24
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Man, you are so lucky to have him right here in this house.
#25
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Okay, then.
#26
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Okay. Round one to the hot, crazy chick.
#28
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If you had a TV on your forehead and could breathe through the ears you'd be perfect.
#29
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boyfriend,
#30
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-Could you pass the syrup? -Sure. Yeah.
#33
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For a start, you could tell us something about yourself.
#34
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I know this may sound totally crazy
#35
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I'm sorry. You should see your faces. You guys are so easy.
#36
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 15 (S01E15) - 37
So, what have you got going for today?
#37
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 15 (S01E15) - 38
Why don't you admit that you are interested in Frankie?
#38
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You are my brother. I don't want to see you get your feelings hurt.
#39
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-God, you are such an arrogant jerk. -See, your feelings are hurt.
#40
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out of this house, but now that she is here, you want her.
#41
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Take your best shot. Let me just give you a little heads up.
#42
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Well, aren't you Toweley Towellerson all of a sudden.
#44
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-Or you just might be a little jealous. -Jealous?
#45
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 15 (S01E15) - 46
What? I thought we were doing funny noises.
#46
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 15 (S01E15) - 47
-Alan, stop competing with me. -Why don't you stop competing with me?
#47
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 15 (S01E15) - 48
Hey! Stop it!
#48
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 15 (S01E15) - 49
I mean, that's it, you know, you are all alone in the world and...
#49
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Yeah, and it doesn't matter who drives, you know. We will both come.
#50