S1 E11
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Season 1  "Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor"  1x11

Aired 18 years ago - Dec 15, 2003

While at the movies, the brothers bump into Judith and her new boyfriend. Seeing that Judith has changed her look, and the fact that Jake doesn't think Alan is as cool as Judith; prompts Alan to realize that if he wants to get back into the dating scene, he's going to have to change his look as well.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 1
Alan, it's no big deal.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 2
She is not coming back to you, pal.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 3
I don't know, by saying things like, "Sure you can. I'll help you."
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 4
I'm saying maybe it's time to stop feeling sorry for yourself.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 5
A bit of a bumper sticker, but sure, why not?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 6
You know what? I'm gonna start right now.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 7
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 8
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 9
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 10
Yep. The hair, the clothes, the fuddy-duddy personality.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 11
That was the Esperanto Club look.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 12
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 13
-ls that so? -Yeah, it's weird, 'cause I suck.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 14
-But she's still the same person, Jake. -No, not really.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 15
For God's sake, Charlie!
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 16
we judge a person by what's inside them, not by what they wear.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 17
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I'll put on my stupid jacket, we'll get in the stupid car,
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 19
-I was up all night thinking about it. -All night?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 20
And I think I should start dressing in such a way as to play that card.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 21
-Hi, Mom. -Good, you remember me.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 22
Whenever I would like to spend some quality time with my grandson
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 23
Payback's a bitch, buddy.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 24
Because this is the top floor. There's no more clothes above this floor.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 25
-How about this? -No.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 26
-I thought you were gonna help me? -Pick something.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 27
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 28
This is something I could see myself wearing.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 29
Please, if she has one more facelift, she'll be wearing her ass as a hat.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 30
No, I'm just spending a little quality time with my grandson.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 31
Jake, how old are you?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 32
Jake, tell my friend, Cheryl, how much you love Grandmommy.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 33
I don't know, Alan. Maybe there were too many injuries.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 34
Now, let's see.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 35
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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 39
and he's unbelievably dumb. Squidward lives there, too.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 40
So, bottom line,
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 41
-Oh, dear God. -He has a pet snail named Gary, that...
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 42
Could you show us some shoes that will go with this?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 43
No, I've changed my mind. I don't want new clothes.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 44
I spend all day schlepping from store to store with you,
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 45
At least your wife had the guts to try something new.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 46
I just hope he's worth all the drama.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 47
-Hey, Dad. -Hi, Alan.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 48
Luckily, I happened to be out on the deck,
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 49
Yeah, very sexy.
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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 2
She is not coming back to you, pal.
#2
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 3
I don't know, by saying things like, "Sure you can. I'll help you."
#3
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 4
I'm saying maybe it's time to stop feeling sorry for yourself.
#4
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 5
A bit of a bumper sticker, but sure, why not?
#5
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 6
You know what? I'm gonna start right now.
#6
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 7 #7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 8 #8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 9 #9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 10
Yep. The hair, the clothes, the fuddy-duddy personality.
#10
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 11
That was the Esperanto Club look.
#11
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 12 #12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 13
-ls that so? -Yeah, it's weird, 'cause I suck.
#13
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 14
-But she's still the same person, Jake. -No, not really.
#14
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 15
For God's sake, Charlie!
#15
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 16
we judge a person by what's inside them, not by what they wear.
#16
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I'll put on my stupid jacket, we'll get in the stupid car,
#18
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-I was up all night thinking about it. -All night?
#19
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 20
And I think I should start dressing in such a way as to play that card.
#20
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 21
-Hi, Mom. -Good, you remember me.
#21
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 22
Whenever I would like to spend some quality time with my grandson
#22
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 23
Payback's a bitch, buddy.
#23
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 24
Because this is the top floor. There's no more clothes above this floor.
#24
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 25
-How about this? -No.
#25
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 26
-I thought you were gonna help me? -Pick something.
#26
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This is something I could see myself wearing.
#28
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 29
Please, if she has one more facelift, she'll be wearing her ass as a hat.
#29
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 30
No, I'm just spending a little quality time with my grandson.
#30
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 31
Jake, how old are you?
#31
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 32
Jake, tell my friend, Cheryl, how much you love Grandmommy.
#32
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 33
I don't know, Alan. Maybe there were too many injuries.
#33
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 34
Now, let's see.
#34
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 35 #35 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 36 #36 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 37 #37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 38 #38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 39
and he's unbelievably dumb. Squidward lives there, too.
#39
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 40
So, bottom line,
#40
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 41
-Oh, dear God. -He has a pet snail named Gary, that...
#41
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 42
Could you show us some shoes that will go with this?
#42
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 43
No, I've changed my mind. I don't want new clothes.
#43
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 44
I spend all day schlepping from store to store with you,
#44
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 45
At least your wife had the guts to try something new.
#45
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 46
I just hope he's worth all the drama.
#46
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 47
-Hey, Dad. -Hi, Alan.
#47
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 48
Luckily, I happened to be out on the deck,
#48
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 49
Yeah, very sexy.
#49
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