S1 E16
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Season 1  "That Was Saliva, Alan"  1x16

Aired 18 years ago - Feb 16, 2004

Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 1
And ever since, his parents have been trying to take Joanie away from me.
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might not have helped your case.
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- Absolutely. - Thank you.
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Now I've gotten to know her and I want her to stay.
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- Second. - Really?
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You know, Joanie, you are just as pretty as your mom.
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and stick it up your "white bread, country club,
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Well, I got news for you, lady. The term is white trash.
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Yeah, right. I'm sorry. There's just been a lot of stuff going on.
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Charlie, behave yourself.
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If he can just keep that attitude for another 30 years, he's gold.
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- I just hate to put you out like this. - It is not a problem.
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It'll be like when we were kids.
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- I think maybe she has a crush on you. - Yeah, that's what's annoying.
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- Yeah. - No, don't cry.
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It's been so long since anybody's touched me.
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How much did you see?
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- That was saliva, Alan. - No, seriously.
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Good night, Alan.
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Wait, what about... Okay, go on.
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My way, they have a good time, you have a good time, nobody suffers.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 16 (S01E16) - 29
over you, and you can't deal with it.
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than the inebriated exchange of bodily fluids.
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- Alan? - What?
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- We're playing hide-and-seek. - I don't know where he's hiding.
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- Thank you. - You're welcome.
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So, I thought maybe today, you, me, and the kids might go do something fun.
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- Morning. - Morning.
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- Try superfluous. - Alan.
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- Charlie, you're a great guy. - No, please, stop.
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- What? - Nothing. Just having a really good day.
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- You're not jealous, are you? - No. Dumbfounded, maybe.
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Okay, let me put it this way, my brother is crazy about you.
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Great guy and a kiss on the cheek.
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- The kids are having a great time. - This is a wonderful idea, Alan. Thank you.
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No, not always.
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and since neither one of us really has our own place...
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Yes, you've got a lot of baggage, but it's nothing I can't get to the curb.

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might not have helped your case.
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- Absolutely. - Thank you.
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Now I've gotten to know her and I want her to stay.
#5
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- Second. - Really?
#6
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You know, Joanie, you are just as pretty as your mom.
#7
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and stick it up your "white bread, country club,
#8
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Well, I got news for you, lady. The term is white trash.
#9
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Yeah, right. I'm sorry. There's just been a lot of stuff going on.
#10
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Charlie, behave yourself.
#11
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If he can just keep that attitude for another 30 years, he's gold.
#12
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- I just hate to put you out like this. - It is not a problem.
#13
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It'll be like when we were kids.
#14
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- I think maybe she has a crush on you. - Yeah, that's what's annoying.
#15
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- Yeah. - No, don't cry.
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It's been so long since anybody's touched me.
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How much did you see?
#24
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- That was saliva, Alan. - No, seriously.
#25
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Good night, Alan.
#26
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Wait, what about... Okay, go on.
#27
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My way, they have a good time, you have a good time, nobody suffers.
#28
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over you, and you can't deal with it.
#29
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than the inebriated exchange of bodily fluids.
#30
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- Alan? - What?
#31
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- We're playing hide-and-seek. - I don't know where he's hiding.
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- Thank you. - You're welcome.
#34
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So, I thought maybe today, you, me, and the kids might go do something fun.
#36
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- Morning. - Morning.
#37
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- Try superfluous. - Alan.
#38
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- Charlie, you're a great guy. - No, please, stop.
#39
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- What? - Nothing. Just having a really good day.
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- You're not jealous, are you? - No. Dumbfounded, maybe.
#43
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Okay, let me put it this way, my brother is crazy about you.
#44
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Great guy and a kiss on the cheek.
#46
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- The kids are having a great time. - This is a wonderful idea, Alan. Thank you.
#47
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No, not always.
#48
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and since neither one of us really has our own place...
#49
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Yes, you've got a lot of baggage, but it's nothing I can't get to the curb.
#50