S1 E19
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Season 1  "I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You"  1x19

Aired 18 years ago - Mar 22, 2004

Judith's sister, Liz (guest star Teri Hatcher), hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 1
Poor soul.
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Not clothes, darling.
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All right, the other boys will be envious.
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Liz. Thank you.
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Maybe because Judith was smarter.
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I'm sorry. Class it up for me.
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You could've at least put on a bra.
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And please, would you behave yourself with Charlie?
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Hello, Alan.
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Hey, sweetie. Hi.
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It's not a surprise. I told her.
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I don't suppose you thought to buy him a safety helmet.
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But first a drinkie-poo.
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-That's telling her, Evelyn. -Now, see.
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How can you not remember the coatroom?
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But come on, we're practically family.
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One, two, three.
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Alan, how are those magic fingers of yours?
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Yeah. How could she not remember me?
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You said it yourself. They've been going at each other for years.
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The only play she has left is to sleep with you.
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Look me in the eye.
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-It's my ex-wife's sister. -Exactly.
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Okay.
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Is it black or red?
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Alan.
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So would Charlie, but we can't always get what we want.
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Maybe after the cake.
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Her back hurts, Judith. She wants an adjustment.
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-I'm warning you. -What warning?
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"Good evening, sir or madame.
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I don't really remember, Charlie.
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Over the years, I've actually used the mental picture of that night as
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 38
Hey, come on, that's a compliment.
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Okay, now I'll take the magic ball from my left hand and put it into my right.
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The magic ball.
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-Don't you dare. -Now we're daring?
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-Why are they fighting? -They're not fighting. They're discussing.
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Sorry I'm late.
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You were always a cheap slut and you haven't changed.
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Ever since we were kids, anytime I loved something, you took it away from me.
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-You never told her? -Told me what?
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Chronologically, yes.
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wouldn't have happened if you were twins.

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Not clothes, darling.
#2
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All right, the other boys will be envious.
#3
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Liz. Thank you.
#4
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Maybe because Judith was smarter.
#5
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I'm sorry. Class it up for me.
#7
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You could've at least put on a bra.
#8
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And please, would you behave yourself with Charlie?
#9
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Hello, Alan.
#10
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Hey, sweetie. Hi.
#11
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It's not a surprise. I told her.
#12
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I don't suppose you thought to buy him a safety helmet.
#14
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But first a drinkie-poo.
#16
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-That's telling her, Evelyn. -Now, see.
#17
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How can you not remember the coatroom?
#18
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But come on, we're practically family.
#19
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One, two, three.
#20
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Alan, how are those magic fingers of yours?
#21
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Yeah. How could she not remember me?
#23
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You said it yourself. They've been going at each other for years.
#24
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The only play she has left is to sleep with you.
#25
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Look me in the eye.
#26
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-It's my ex-wife's sister. -Exactly.
#27
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Okay.
#28
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Is it black or red?
#29
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Alan.
#30
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So would Charlie, but we can't always get what we want.
#31
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Maybe after the cake.
#32
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Her back hurts, Judith. She wants an adjustment.
#33
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-I'm warning you. -What warning?
#34
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"Good evening, sir or madame.
#35
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I don't really remember, Charlie.
#36
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Over the years, I've actually used the mental picture of that night as
#37
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Hey, come on, that's a compliment.
#38
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Okay, now I'll take the magic ball from my left hand and put it into my right.
#39
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The magic ball.
#40
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-Don't you dare. -Now we're daring?
#42
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-Why are they fighting? -They're not fighting. They're discussing.
#43
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Sorry I'm late.
#44
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You were always a cheap slut and you haven't changed.
#45
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Ever since we were kids, anytime I loved something, you took it away from me.
#46
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-You never told her? -Told me what?
#47
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Chronologically, yes.
#49
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wouldn't have happened if you were twins.
#50