S1 E6
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Season 1  "Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?"  1x6

Aired 18 years ago - Oct 27, 2003

Charlie tries to teach Jake to avoid certain calls that Charlie doesn't want to deal with, like his mother (Evelyn) for one. Evelyn gets so frustrated with not being able to talk to Charlie, that she decides to drop in while in the neighborhood. She invites them to dinner, to meet her new boyfriend (Tommy). When the brothers get over to their mothers house, Charlie is shocked to realize that Tommy's daughter is Olivia, one of the people he has been avoiding. Olivia tries to confront Charlie about their situation, but doesn't get the answer she wants, and throws a drink in his face, then storms off. After a week of not being able to contact their mother, Alan gets worried about her. So the brothers decide to go to her house and see if she's okay. They find her sitting in the dark and drinking, and she informs them that Tommy dumped her for a younger women. Later the brothers get Jake to try and cheer her up.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 1
Okay. I tell women upfront I'm not looking for a long-term relationship.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 2
-Just tell them I'm not here. -He's not here, Grandma!
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 3
I don't believe you, sweetheart. But at least you care enough to lie.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 4
-What kind of gift is that? -You told me he likes transformer toys.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 5
Your grandma loves you so much.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 6
-Five time's the charm. -Four.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 7
What night is good for you?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 8
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 9
-Of course I know. -But maybe one of us should go.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 10
-Hi, Mom. -Better late than never.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 11
"Don't call me Grandma."
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 12
Look, you didn't bring wine. Good. Too many people bring wine.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 13
-And this is Jake. -Yes, I am, Evelyn.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 14
Do you two know each other?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 15
It wasn't medically necessary. She just had a function to go to.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 16
and when she found out it wasn't, she got a little upset.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 17
This man is very important to me. We are going to have a nice dinner.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 18
She is the warmest, most affectionate, giving woman I have ever known.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 19
Tommy, you are not telling that story.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 20
Excuse me.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 21
When people don't return your calls, it's kind of hard to know how they have been.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 22
when this hausfrau from Tone-Deaf, Texas, gets up and starts singing my song.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 23
Who wants to have this conversation?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 24
-You said I was very special to you. -You were.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 25
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 26
Finish the story, Evelyn. Did you push her back?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 27
Our best hitter, Billy Kresky's up.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 28
Charlie, I think we have got a bigger problem.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 29
She's probably just sulking because l screwed up her dinner party last week.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 30
No, I got to be honest, I like my idea better.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 31
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 32
Okay, she's not here. Let's go.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 33
I didn't want to burden anyone with my grief over the late Tommy Pearson.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 34
The thing between me and his daughter happened years before you met the guy.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 35
Yeah. I'm sorry, too.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 36
Charlie, wait! We can't just leave her here.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 37
Appreciate it. All right then, chin up.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 38
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 39
-Jake! -Yeah.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 40
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 41
Uncle Charlie got me a metal detector and sometimes I find cool stuff on the beach.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 42
-Yeah, but finders, keepers, right? -And losers, weepers.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 43
Somebody needs to go out there and back him up.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 44
The kid's got a bladder the size of a pea.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 45
You know what Jake would really get a kick out of?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 46
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 47
Pick it up, Charlie. We are walking, not crawling.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 48
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 49
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 50

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 2
-Just tell them I'm not here. -He's not here, Grandma!
#2
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 3
I don't believe you, sweetheart. But at least you care enough to lie.
#3
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 4
-What kind of gift is that? -You told me he likes transformer toys.
#4
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 5
Your grandma loves you so much.
#5
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 6
-Five time's the charm. -Four.
#6
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 7
What night is good for you?
#7
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 8 #8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 9
-Of course I know. -But maybe one of us should go.
#9
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 10
-Hi, Mom. -Better late than never.
#10
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 11
"Don't call me Grandma."
#11
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 12
Look, you didn't bring wine. Good. Too many people bring wine.
#12
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 13
-And this is Jake. -Yes, I am, Evelyn.
#13
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 14
Do you two know each other?
#14
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 15
It wasn't medically necessary. She just had a function to go to.
#15
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 16
and when she found out it wasn't, she got a little upset.
#16
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 17
This man is very important to me. We are going to have a nice dinner.
#17
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 18
She is the warmest, most affectionate, giving woman I have ever known.
#18
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 19
Tommy, you are not telling that story.
#19
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 20
Excuse me.
#20
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 21
When people don't return your calls, it's kind of hard to know how they have been.
#21
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 22
when this hausfrau from Tone-Deaf, Texas, gets up and starts singing my song.
#22
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 23
Who wants to have this conversation?
#23
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 24
-You said I was very special to you. -You were.
#24
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Finish the story, Evelyn. Did you push her back?
#26
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 27
Our best hitter, Billy Kresky's up.
#27
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 28
Charlie, I think we have got a bigger problem.
#28
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 29
She's probably just sulking because l screwed up her dinner party last week.
#29
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 30
No, I got to be honest, I like my idea better.
#30
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Okay, she's not here. Let's go.
#32
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 33
I didn't want to burden anyone with my grief over the late Tommy Pearson.
#33
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 34
The thing between me and his daughter happened years before you met the guy.
#34
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 35
Yeah. I'm sorry, too.
#35
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 36
Charlie, wait! We can't just leave her here.
#36
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 37
Appreciate it. All right then, chin up.
#37
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-Jake! -Yeah.
#39
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 40 #40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 41
Uncle Charlie got me a metal detector and sometimes I find cool stuff on the beach.
#41
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 42
-Yeah, but finders, keepers, right? -And losers, weepers.
#42
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 43
Somebody needs to go out there and back him up.
#43
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 44
The kid's got a bladder the size of a pea.
#44
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 6 (S01E06) - 45
You know what Jake would really get a kick out of?
#45
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Pick it up, Charlie. We are walking, not crawling.
#47
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