S1 E14
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Season 1  "I Can't Afford Hyenas"  1x14

Aired 18 years ago - Feb 02, 2004

Stan, Charlie's accountant, tries to explain Charlie's financial woes to him.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 1
Charlie, why haven't you been paying your bills?
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Here we are.
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Just don't rip the tape, they check.
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And they tell me the bills haven't been paid in four months.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 6
What? How did I run out of money?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 7
This little hole
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with a healthy reserve for emergencies.
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But when the cash flow starts to slow down,
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 11
What I don't understand is why you didn't warn him this was happening.
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I thought you were the smart one.
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This has been a blast. Don't get me wrong,
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 14
It was great meeting you, sport. Ciao.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 15
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First thing is, we stop paying your accountant.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 18
Garden? You mean the two potted palms on the deck?
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That's really cool. I get every sporting event in the world.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 20
Okay, we can cut back to basic cable.
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I got a great deal 'cause she didn't want to carry it on the bus.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 22
That. That's women and gambling.
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The way I see it, you're either gonna have to slash expenses,
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 24
What would you think about going to Mom for a short-term loan?
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but all my money's going to my former wife, my former house,
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Whatever. I'll cut back, like you said.
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cheese?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 30
Okay. Seek and ye shall find.
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You can't quit poverty, Charlie.
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I want my life back.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 33
Who's the favorite?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 34
Anybody want a snack?
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I threw in some of those garlic puffs you like.
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- What are you planning on tipping him? - I don't know.
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- Here. - No, keep it.
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but, of course, you couldn't tell 'cause none of their faces were moving.
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You're gay? You're on drugs?
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I suppose. A screwdriver might be nice.
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You'll just suck it up, pay her back in a couple of months and that'll be that.
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- Don't ask her. - I won't.
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and I probably should have been paying closer attention to my expenses.
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No more need be said.
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- Charlie, what are you... - No.
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Here we are.
#3
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Just don't rip the tape, they check.
#4
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And they tell me the bills haven't been paid in four months.
#5
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What? How did I run out of money?
#6
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This little hole
#7
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with a healthy reserve for emergencies.
#8
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But when the cash flow starts to slow down,
#10
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What I don't understand is why you didn't warn him this was happening.
#11
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I thought you were the smart one.
#12
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This has been a blast. Don't get me wrong,
#13
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It was great meeting you, sport. Ciao.
#14
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First thing is, we stop paying your accountant.
#17
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Garden? You mean the two potted palms on the deck?
#18
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That's really cool. I get every sporting event in the world.
#19
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Okay, we can cut back to basic cable.
#20
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I got a great deal 'cause she didn't want to carry it on the bus.
#21
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That. That's women and gambling.
#22
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The way I see it, you're either gonna have to slash expenses,
#23
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What would you think about going to Mom for a short-term loan?
#24
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but all my money's going to my former wife, my former house,
#25
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Whatever. I'll cut back, like you said.
#26
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cheese?
#29
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Okay. Seek and ye shall find.
#30
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You can't quit poverty, Charlie.
#31
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I want my life back.
#32
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 33
Who's the favorite?
#33
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Anybody want a snack?
#34
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I threw in some of those garlic puffs you like.
#35
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- What are you planning on tipping him? - I don't know.
#36
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- Here. - No, keep it.
#39
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but, of course, you couldn't tell 'cause none of their faces were moving.
#40
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You're gay? You're on drugs?
#41
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I suppose. A screwdriver might be nice.
#42
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You'll just suck it up, pay her back in a couple of months and that'll be that.
#43
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- Don't ask her. - I won't.
#44
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and I probably should have been paying closer attention to my expenses.
#45
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No more need be said.
#47
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- Charlie, what are you... - No.
#48
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