S1 E9
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Season 1  "Phase One, Complete"  1x9

Aired 18 years ago - Nov 17, 2003

After meeting Wendy, a one-night stand of Charlies, Jake befriends her. Charlie doesn't like this situation, as he believes Wendy is using Jake to further their relationship, and he has no intention to keep it going. It gets to the point were Wendy even starts spending time with Evelyn, and Charlie becomes desperate to get rid of Wendy. After Charlie breaks it off Jake becomes very unhappy with him, because he won't be able to see Wendy anymore. This forces Charlie to confront Jake and explain the situation as best as he can. Rose sees that Alan knows how to play scrabble, and asks him to teach her to play, he agrees. During the scrabble games the two bond, and Charlie suspects that she is using Alan to get closer to him, but doesn't pursue the issue.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 1
Okay, now I get where you're coming from.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 2
I'm gonna stick with paranoid and nuts, Bob.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 3
-I guess I should probably get going. -Yeah, I guess.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 4
she's pretty, and I think she really likes you.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 5
I did not marry the first girl who slipped me the tongue.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 6
-Okay. So, I'll give you a call? -Yeah. That'd be great. Okay.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 7
Are you seeing this?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 8
I know. White Toyota hasn't budged an inch two nights in a row.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 9
that comes right up into your bedroom?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 10
How so?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 11
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 12
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 13
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 14
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 15
Freedom!
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 16
All right, you had sex last night. You don't have to turn into Mr. Bojangles.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 17
Guess what? Grandma's here!
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 18
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 19
That was not my fault. You saw how she kissed me.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 20
-Good morning, Charlie. -Good morning.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 21
I'm showing a house in Malibu. I thought I'd swing by
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 22
Gee, Mom, I think Wendy has stuff to do. Right, Wendy?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 23
-Thank you. -I'm guessing Dr. Shapiro?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 24
Yeah, I gotta get going, too, Jake.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 25
I can get out.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 26
I gotta tell you, Charlie, I think she's really...
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 27
Let's see. Today's Sunday, so... Never.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 28
And we both can't have me.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 29
Afraid not.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 30
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 31
-lt was just school. -Yeah, I heard that. "Just school."
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 32
I'm still mad that you peed in my Boy Scout canteen in 1978.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 33
How would I do that, Charlie? And by the way, was that so hard?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 34
Just give him some time. He'll get over it.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 35
You know what? It is my house.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 36
I get enough of that crap from my mother.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 37
and no one cares what I want.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 38
It's just that you're a kid. And what you want doesn't matter.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 39
Hat.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 40
Wow, how did you see that?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 41
You played "pie" at your own peril, my friend.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 42
-What are you doing with Rose? -I'm teaching her to play Scrabble.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 43
"rampant," 11 points, "egotism," 10,
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 44
Me and Rose?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 45
One Scottish brunette.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 46
-Sorry. Oh, hi. -Hi.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 47
Come on, Wendy. We both know that...
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 48
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 49
it wasn't gonna work out between you and me.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 50
I thought you two hit it off.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 2
I'm gonna stick with paranoid and nuts, Bob.
#2
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 3
-I guess I should probably get going. -Yeah, I guess.
#3
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 4
she's pretty, and I think she really likes you.
#4
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 5
I did not marry the first girl who slipped me the tongue.
#5
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 6
-Okay. So, I'll give you a call? -Yeah. That'd be great. Okay.
#6
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 7
Are you seeing this?
#7
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 8
I know. White Toyota hasn't budged an inch two nights in a row.
#8
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 9
that comes right up into your bedroom?
#9
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 10
How so?
#10
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 11 #11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 12 #12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 13 #13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 14 #14 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 15
Freedom!
#15
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 16
All right, you had sex last night. You don't have to turn into Mr. Bojangles.
#16
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 17
Guess what? Grandma's here!
#17
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 18 #18 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 19
That was not my fault. You saw how she kissed me.
#19
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 20
-Good morning, Charlie. -Good morning.
#20
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 21
I'm showing a house in Malibu. I thought I'd swing by
#21
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 22
Gee, Mom, I think Wendy has stuff to do. Right, Wendy?
#22
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 23
-Thank you. -I'm guessing Dr. Shapiro?
#23
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 24
Yeah, I gotta get going, too, Jake.
#24
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 25
I can get out.
#25
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 26
I gotta tell you, Charlie, I think she's really...
#26
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 27
Let's see. Today's Sunday, so... Never.
#27
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 28
And we both can't have me.
#28
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 29
Afraid not.
#29
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 30 #30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 31
-lt was just school. -Yeah, I heard that. "Just school."
#31
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 32
I'm still mad that you peed in my Boy Scout canteen in 1978.
#32
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 33
How would I do that, Charlie? And by the way, was that so hard?
#33
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 34
Just give him some time. He'll get over it.
#34
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 35
You know what? It is my house.
#35
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 36
I get enough of that crap from my mother.
#36
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 37
and no one cares what I want.
#37
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 38
It's just that you're a kid. And what you want doesn't matter.
#38
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 39
Hat.
#39
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 40
Wow, how did you see that?
#40
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 41
You played "pie" at your own peril, my friend.
#41
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 42
-What are you doing with Rose? -I'm teaching her to play Scrabble.
#42
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 43
"rampant," 11 points, "egotism," 10,
#43
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 44
Me and Rose?
#44
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 45
One Scottish brunette.
#45
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 46
-Sorry. Oh, hi. -Hi.
#46
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 47
Come on, Wendy. We both know that...
#47
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 48 #48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 49
it wasn't gonna work out between you and me.
#49
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I thought you two hit it off.
#50