S1 E12
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Season 1  "Camel Filters + Pheromones"  1x12

Aired 18 years ago - Jan 05, 2004

When Berta is forced to bring her granddaughter Prudence to work with her, the boys find themselves a little preoccupied with her.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 1
because I can't leave her alone in the house.
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I hope they're quiet 'cause I got a lot of work to do.
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-Mom lets me smoke. -Well, why didn't you say so?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 4
You can start with his toilet.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 5
-A Volvo station wagon. -What do you got?
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Yeah, I gotta catch up on some paperwork that
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 9
Your chiropractor job.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 10
Yeah.
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-I'm gonna go over to the piano now. -Yeah, and I'm gonna go to the
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 12
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I used to go out with a bass player. He wrote this beautiful song for me,
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 15
Do you think you could teach me something?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 16
Prudence, he's old enough to be your father.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 17
Don't talk like that about your grandmother.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 18
I've seen her pick up the stove to vacuum under it.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 19
Rose, this is Berta's 16-year-old granddaughter, Prudence.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 20
-Wow, look at that kiss! -What?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 21
she'll be the first one in the family.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 22
the Goofy Juice has vitamin C and calcium.
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You know, Prudence, I'm the third fastest runner in my class.
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I'll be back in a little while.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 25
-Well, that was the... -And what are pherobones?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 26
Wow, you're really good at that.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 27
-You want another Goofy Juice? -Aren't you the sweetest.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 28
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 29
Remember when you used to say that about us?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 30
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 31
Just calling them as I see them.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 32
But I do want you to know that
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 33
-Can you put some of this on my back? -No.
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-I'll take care of this right now. Bye. -Charlie, I want to see Jake.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 36
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You know Berta, Uncle Charlie's housekeeper...
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 38
Well, it turns out this little rascal was pulling a fast one on us.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 39
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 40
Yep. That's what's going on here.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 41
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 42
Should be, you did it twice.
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Prudence, what the hell are you doing here?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 46
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Put down the toothbrush, Alan, we've got bigger problems than gingivitis.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 48
What's going on here?
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-Oh, Prudence, that's a terrible idea. -Yeah.
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-Charlie, we can't let them go. -Why not?

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I hope they're quiet 'cause I got a lot of work to do.
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-Mom lets me smoke. -Well, why didn't you say so?
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You can start with his toilet.
#4
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-A Volvo station wagon. -What do you got?
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Yeah, I gotta catch up on some paperwork that
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Your chiropractor job.
#9
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Yeah.
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-I'm gonna go over to the piano now. -Yeah, and I'm gonna go to the
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I used to go out with a bass player. He wrote this beautiful song for me,
#14
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Do you think you could teach me something?
#15
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Prudence, he's old enough to be your father.
#16
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Don't talk like that about your grandmother.
#17
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I've seen her pick up the stove to vacuum under it.
#18
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Rose, this is Berta's 16-year-old granddaughter, Prudence.
#19
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-Wow, look at that kiss! -What?
#20
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she'll be the first one in the family.
#21
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the Goofy Juice has vitamin C and calcium.
#22
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You know, Prudence, I'm the third fastest runner in my class.
#23
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I'll be back in a little while.
#24
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-Well, that was the... -And what are pherobones?
#25
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Wow, you're really good at that.
#26
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-You want another Goofy Juice? -Aren't you the sweetest.
#27
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Remember when you used to say that about us?
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Just calling them as I see them.
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But I do want you to know that
#32
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-Can you put some of this on my back? -No.
#33
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-I'll take care of this right now. Bye. -Charlie, I want to see Jake.
#35
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You know Berta, Uncle Charlie's housekeeper...
#37
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Well, it turns out this little rascal was pulling a fast one on us.
#38
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Yep. That's what's going on here.
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Should be, you did it twice.
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Prudence, what the hell are you doing here?
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Put down the toothbrush, Alan, we've got bigger problems than gingivitis.
#47
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What's going on here?
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-Oh, Prudence, that's a terrible idea. -Yeah.
#49
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-Charlie, we can't let them go. -Why not?
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