Recaps for TV shows

Two and a Half Men

S1 E24
Status
Ended
Network
CBS
Report
My shows Watch later
SEASON
VIEW ALL EPISODE

Season 1  "Can You Feel My Finger?"  1x24

Aired 21 years ago - May 24, 2004

A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.

Mouse over thumbnail for slideshow

Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 1
So, what else is new?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 2
Wait, so this is a common occurrence? Don't you take precautions?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 3
razor blades, cotton balls.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 4
And extra-strength, double latex, for coyote Tuesdays.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 5
Snipped is what you get for $12 at Supercuts.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 6
and decide I want to raise a family?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 7
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 8
So, Mr. Harper, you want a vasectomy?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 9
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 10
There can be sexual impairment?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 11
Do you write with your testicles?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 12
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 13
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 14
- Good. - Hang on.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 15
So, frozen sperm.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 16
dim the lights, put on a little sweet soul music...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 17
You deal with prostates and penises all day, you better have a sense of humor.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 18
Jake, Grandma came all the way over here to spend some time with you.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 19
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 20
A little birdie told me you were in a urologist's office yesterday.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 21
I just brought up Dr. Shankman because no one has noticed my new tushie.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 22
I'm done. Can I go play in my room?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 23
You're selfishly robbing me of grandchildren.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 24
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 25
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 26
Come on, I'm doing laundry. I want to finish a load before I go.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 27
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 28
So, what's in the bag?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 29
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 30
There is another container inside this bag, right?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 31
No!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 32
Are you nuts? You can't put that in the freezer.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 33
Thanks to you, I got to reschedule the whole deal for this afternoon.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 34
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 35
A vasectomy is a very simple operation.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 36
Keep going, you're doing great.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 37
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 38
My pleasure. Is Charlie gonna be okay?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 39
- I'll tell Jake you're here. - Okay.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 40
- You need a hand? - No, get out.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 41
That's a perfectly natural way to relieve stress.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 42
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 43
- Forget it, Alan. - I wish I could.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 44
What difference does it make? We both know I'm not daddy material.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 45
Why don't you jump up on the table,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 46
Don't forget to put a cone around his head so he doesn't bite at the stitches.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 47
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 48
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 49
I know, but how "meet cute" is this?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 50
You got a little mirror so I can check out the back?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 51
Yeah. I love you, too. Breathe, honey. Just breathe.

Or scroll and see one by one:

Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 2
Wait, so this is a common occurrence? Don't you take precautions?
#2 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 3
razor blades, cotton balls.
#3 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 4
And extra-strength, double latex, for coyote Tuesdays.
#4 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 5
Snipped is what you get for $12 at Supercuts.
#5 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 6
and decide I want to raise a family?
#6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 7 #7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 8
So, Mr. Harper, you want a vasectomy?
#8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 9 #9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 10
There can be sexual impairment?
#10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 11
Do you write with your testicles?
#11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 12 #12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 13 #13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 14
- Good. - Hang on.
#14 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 15
So, frozen sperm.
#15 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 16
dim the lights, put on a little sweet soul music...
#16 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 17
You deal with prostates and penises all day, you better have a sense of humor.
#17 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 18
Jake, Grandma came all the way over here to spend some time with you.
#18 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 19 #19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 20
A little birdie told me you were in a urologist's office yesterday.
#20 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 21
I just brought up Dr. Shankman because no one has noticed my new tushie.
#21 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 22
I'm done. Can I go play in my room?
#22 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 23
You're selfishly robbing me of grandchildren.
#23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 24 #24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 25 #25 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 26
Come on, I'm doing laundry. I want to finish a load before I go.
#26 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 27 #27 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 28
So, what's in the bag?
#28 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 29 #29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 30
There is another container inside this bag, right?
#30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 31
No!
#31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 32
Are you nuts? You can't put that in the freezer.
#32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 33
Thanks to you, I got to reschedule the whole deal for this afternoon.
#33 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 34 #34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 35
A vasectomy is a very simple operation.
#35 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 36
Keep going, you're doing great.
#36 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 37 #37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 38
My pleasure. Is Charlie gonna be okay?
#38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 39
- I'll tell Jake you're here. - Okay.
#39 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 40
- You need a hand? - No, get out.
#40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 41
That's a perfectly natural way to relieve stress.
#41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 42 #42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 43
- Forget it, Alan. - I wish I could.
#43 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 44
What difference does it make? We both know I'm not daddy material.
#44 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 45
Why don't you jump up on the table,
#45 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 46
Don't forget to put a cone around his head so he doesn't bite at the stitches.
#46 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 47 #47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 48 #48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 49
I know, but how "meet cute" is this?
#49 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 50
You got a little mirror so I can check out the back?
#50 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 24 (S01E24) - 51
Yeah. I love you, too. Breathe, honey. Just breathe.
#51