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Season 1  "I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You"  1x19

Aired 20 years ago - Mar 22, 2004

Judith's sister, Liz (guest star Teri Hatcher), hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 1
Poor soul.
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Not clothes, darling.
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All right, the other boys will be envious.
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Liz. Thank you.
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Maybe because Judith was smarter.
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I'm sorry. Class it up for me.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 8
You could've at least put on a bra.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 9
And please, would you behave yourself with Charlie?
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Hello, Alan.
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Hey, sweetie. Hi.
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It's not a surprise. I told her.
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I don't suppose you thought to buy him a safety helmet.
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But first a drinkie-poo.
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-That's telling her, Evelyn. -Now, see.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 18
How can you not remember the coatroom?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 19
But come on, we're practically family.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 20
One, two, three.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 21
Alan, how are those magic fingers of yours?
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Yeah. How could she not remember me?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 24
You said it yourself. They've been going at each other for years.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 25
The only play she has left is to sleep with you.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 26
Look me in the eye.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 27
-It's my ex-wife's sister. -Exactly.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 28
Okay.
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Is it black or red?
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Alan.
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So would Charlie, but we can't always get what we want.
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Maybe after the cake.
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Her back hurts, Judith. She wants an adjustment.
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-I'm warning you. -What warning?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 35
"Good evening, sir or madame.
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I don't really remember, Charlie.
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Over the years, I've actually used the mental picture of that night as
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 38
Hey, come on, that's a compliment.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 39
Okay, now I'll take the magic ball from my left hand and put it into my right.
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The magic ball.
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-Don't you dare. -Now we're daring?
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-Why are they fighting? -They're not fighting. They're discussing.
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Sorry I'm late.
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You were always a cheap slut and you haven't changed.
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Ever since we were kids, anytime I loved something, you took it away from me.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 47
-You never told her? -Told me what?
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Chronologically, yes.
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wouldn't have happened if you were twins.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 2
Not clothes, darling.
#2 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 3
All right, the other boys will be envious.
#3 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 4
Liz. Thank you.
#4 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 5
Maybe because Judith was smarter.
#5 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 6 #6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 7
I'm sorry. Class it up for me.
#7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 8
You could've at least put on a bra.
#8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 9
And please, would you behave yourself with Charlie?
#9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 10
Hello, Alan.
#10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 11
Hey, sweetie. Hi.
#11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 12
It's not a surprise. I told her.
#12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 13 #13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 14
I don't suppose you thought to buy him a safety helmet.
#14 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 15 #15 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 16
But first a drinkie-poo.
#16 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 17
-That's telling her, Evelyn. -Now, see.
#17 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 18
How can you not remember the coatroom?
#18 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 19
But come on, we're practically family.
#19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 20
One, two, three.
#20 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 21
Alan, how are those magic fingers of yours?
#21 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 22 #22 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 23
Yeah. How could she not remember me?
#23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 24
You said it yourself. They've been going at each other for years.
#24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 25
The only play she has left is to sleep with you.
#25 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 26
Look me in the eye.
#26 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 27
-It's my ex-wife's sister. -Exactly.
#27 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 28
Okay.
#28 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 29
Is it black or red?
#29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 30
Alan.
#30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 31
So would Charlie, but we can't always get what we want.
#31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 32
Maybe after the cake.
#32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 33
Her back hurts, Judith. She wants an adjustment.
#33 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 34
-I'm warning you. -What warning?
#34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 35
"Good evening, sir or madame.
#35 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 36
I don't really remember, Charlie.
#36 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 37
Over the years, I've actually used the mental picture of that night as
#37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 38
Hey, come on, that's a compliment.
#38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 39
Okay, now I'll take the magic ball from my left hand and put it into my right.
#39 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 40
The magic ball.
#40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 41 #41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 42
-Don't you dare. -Now we're daring?
#42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 43
-Why are they fighting? -They're not fighting. They're discussing.
#43 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 44
Sorry I'm late.
#44 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 45
You were always a cheap slut and you haven't changed.
#45 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 46
Ever since we were kids, anytime I loved something, you took it away from me.
#46 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 47
-You never told her? -Told me what?
#47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 48 #48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 49
Chronologically, yes.
#49 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 50
wouldn't have happened if you were twins.
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