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Season 1  "Merry Thanksgiving"  1x10

Aired 20 years ago - Nov 24, 2003

In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa over for Thanksgiving dinner

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 1
To settling down, to having a family,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 2
But the sex was awesome though, right?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 3
and you want me to talk you out of it.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 4
Bo is not a clown.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 5
Hey, I can commit to long pants. I was just focused on the shirt today.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 6
-I'm like, Mr. Family Guy. -Yeah, right, "Family Guy."
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 7
until you resolve your issues with your mother.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 8
You know, communication, self-reflection,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 9
This from a guy who offered my sister a car
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 10
-Okay, this is going nowhere. -Lisa, wait. I'm sorry.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 11
-So, you're all alone for Thanksgiving? -Yeah, why?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 12
We're gonna have a big family dinner right here.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 13
-Oh, and Lisa might come. -Okay, what's going on?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 14
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 15
I'm touched.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 16
and she needs to believe I'm capable of changing.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 17
-What do you think? -Okay, how can I help?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 18
"forget that your parents are driving all the way from Sacramento
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 19
No way in hell. Are you insane? What's wrong with you?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 20
Why is everybody so damn literal?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 21
I'll have someone there to do the cooking, the serving, and the cleaning.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 22
Pretty, please.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 23
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 24
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 25
Like I've been telling you, I've changed.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 26
And these, of course, are her wonderful parents,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 27
-Hi, Lisa. So nice to see you again. -Hi, Alan, long time.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 28
that even though you and our daughter are no longer married,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 29
This is really Judith's family. Let's go find mine.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 30
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 31
-just like your father did. -Dad's a doctor.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 32
I want more money.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 33
than the one who picked out his hideous furniture.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 34
-Because I'm divorcing him. -Who told you to go and do that?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 35
I love you, Charlie, but you're not gonna change my mind.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 36
-You know what I mean. -I know exactly what you mean.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 37
I really think your daughter deserves a lot of respect.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 38
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 39
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 40
Don't worry. Charlie and I had sex once, but now we're just friends.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 41
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 42
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 43
I'm thankful for the birdie's feet.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 44
I'm thankful for my mom and dad, and my Uncle Charlie,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 45
Okay, well, I'm thankful that I can spend the holiday with
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 46
you weren't nicer to me.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 47
who has no compunction about prescribing powerful sedatives.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 48
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 49
as unwitting participants in my desperate charade.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 2
But the sex was awesome though, right?
#2 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 3
and you want me to talk you out of it.
#3 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 4
Bo is not a clown.
#4 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 5
Hey, I can commit to long pants. I was just focused on the shirt today.
#5 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 6
-I'm like, Mr. Family Guy. -Yeah, right, "Family Guy."
#6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 7
until you resolve your issues with your mother.
#7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 8
You know, communication, self-reflection,
#8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 9
This from a guy who offered my sister a car
#9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 10
-Okay, this is going nowhere. -Lisa, wait. I'm sorry.
#10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 11
-So, you're all alone for Thanksgiving? -Yeah, why?
#11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 12
We're gonna have a big family dinner right here.
#12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 13
-Oh, and Lisa might come. -Okay, what's going on?
#13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 14 #14 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 15
I'm touched.
#15 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 16
and she needs to believe I'm capable of changing.
#16 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 17
-What do you think? -Okay, how can I help?
#17 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 18
"forget that your parents are driving all the way from Sacramento
#18 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 19
No way in hell. Are you insane? What's wrong with you?
#19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 20
Why is everybody so damn literal?
#20 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 21
I'll have someone there to do the cooking, the serving, and the cleaning.
#21 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 22
Pretty, please.
#22 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 23 #23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 24 #24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 25
Like I've been telling you, I've changed.
#25 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 26
And these, of course, are her wonderful parents,
#26 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 27
-Hi, Lisa. So nice to see you again. -Hi, Alan, long time.
#27 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 28
that even though you and our daughter are no longer married,
#28 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 29
This is really Judith's family. Let's go find mine.
#29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 30 #30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 31
-just like your father did. -Dad's a doctor.
#31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 32
I want more money.
#32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 33
than the one who picked out his hideous furniture.
#33 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 34
-Because I'm divorcing him. -Who told you to go and do that?
#34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 35
I love you, Charlie, but you're not gonna change my mind.
#35 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 36
-You know what I mean. -I know exactly what you mean.
#36 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 37
I really think your daughter deserves a lot of respect.
#37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 38 #38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 39 #39 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 40
Don't worry. Charlie and I had sex once, but now we're just friends.
#40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 41 #41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 42 #42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 43
I'm thankful for the birdie's feet.
#43 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 44
I'm thankful for my mom and dad, and my Uncle Charlie,
#44 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 45
Okay, well, I'm thankful that I can spend the holiday with
#45 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 46
you weren't nicer to me.
#46 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 47
who has no compunction about prescribing powerful sedatives.
#47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 48 #48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 1 Episode 10 (S01E10) - 49
as unwitting participants in my desperate charade.
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