S2 E24
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Season 2  "A Smattering of Intelligence"  2x24

Aired 45 years ago - Mar 02, 1974

A classic episode in which Colonel Flagg and another secret agent from another intelligence agency come to the 4077th to keep their eyes on one another and the camp. Hawkeye and Trapper trick them both into thinking that Burns is a traitor - one thinks he's a fascist, the other thinks he's a communist. Vinny Pratt, a friend of Trapper's turns up.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 24 (S02E24) - 1
Colonel, I want to talk to you in private, without the corporal.
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- Colonel. - Colonel?
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That damn chopper crash may have ruined a very sensitive mission.
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And don't use "Louise." I'll need that next week in Tokyo.
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I mean, I, uh... Gee, could... could I just look at the cards again?
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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 24 (S02E24) - 8
You'll never know what hit you.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 24 (S02E24) - 9
You've been giving the wall a physical again, Radar?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 24 (S02E24) - 10
No, really. I heard him tell Colonel Blake to keep it quiet,
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- Something in short supply here. - Amen.
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Well, that's what I'm here to find out...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 24 (S02E24) - 16
There must be something pretty big cooking here for them to send Flagg.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 24 (S02E24) - 17
Well, then I'm Captain Stone. Engineer.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 24 (S02E24) - 18
My people wanna know what Flagg's people are up to.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 24 (S02E24) - 19
Full cooperation, Colonel.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 24 (S02E24) - 20
the electric blanket control in Room 312 was a microphone.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 24 (S02E24) - 21
We've got files on people who haven't been born yet.
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- Uh-huh. - Tell Captain Stone I'll see him next.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 24 (S02E24) - 24
My name is not Flagg. Ask your C.O. It's Carter.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 24 (S02E24) - 25
- Hmm. Probably. - I'm not leaving till I find out what.
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"Mary had a little lamb. Stop.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 24 (S02E24) - 28
Uh, okay.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 24 (S02E24) - 29
I hate to tell you this, Mary, but your dog has fleas.
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- Then you're the only one. - Go, son.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 24 (S02E24) - 32
A lot you care.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 24 (S02E24) - 33
Corps of Engineers believes that army hospitals can not only be mobile...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 24 (S02E24) - 34
That's true. I was among those who said this hospital would never fly.
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- That's right. - Oh, yeah.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 24 (S02E24) - 37
It's called breaking and entering.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 24 (S02E24) - 38
I think I can trust you. I'm...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 24 (S02E24) - 39
He's an engineer. You're crazy, buddy. [Chuckling]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 24 (S02E24) - 40
just because they showed off by saving more lives.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 24 (S02E24) - 41
Not a whole lot, sir.
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He said he was gonna shove nickels up my nose.
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[Flagg] Burns, get up! Let's go, mister!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 24 (S02E24) - 50
Arrest me? What for, for heaven's sake?

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 24 (S02E24) - 2
- Colonel. - Colonel?
#2
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That damn chopper crash may have ruined a very sensitive mission.
#4
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 24 (S02E24) - 5
And don't use "Louise." I'll need that next week in Tokyo.
#5
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 24 (S02E24) - 6
I mean, I, uh... Gee, could... could I just look at the cards again?
#6
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You'll never know what hit you.
#8
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 24 (S02E24) - 9
You've been giving the wall a physical again, Radar?
#9
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 24 (S02E24) - 10
No, really. I heard him tell Colonel Blake to keep it quiet,
#10
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- Something in short supply here. - Amen.
#11
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Well, that's what I'm here to find out...
#15
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 24 (S02E24) - 16
There must be something pretty big cooking here for them to send Flagg.
#16
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 24 (S02E24) - 17
Well, then I'm Captain Stone. Engineer.
#17
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My people wanna know what Flagg's people are up to.
#18
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Full cooperation, Colonel.
#19
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the electric blanket control in Room 312 was a microphone.
#20
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We've got files on people who haven't been born yet.
#21
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- Uh-huh. - Tell Captain Stone I'll see him next.
#23
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My name is not Flagg. Ask your C.O. It's Carter.
#24
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- Hmm. Probably. - I'm not leaving till I find out what.
#25
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"Mary had a little lamb. Stop.
#27
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Uh, okay.
#28
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I hate to tell you this, Mary, but your dog has fleas.
#29
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- Then you're the only one. - Go, son.
#31
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A lot you care.
#32
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 24 (S02E24) - 33
Corps of Engineers believes that army hospitals can not only be mobile...
#33
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 24 (S02E24) - 34
That's true. I was among those who said this hospital would never fly.
#34
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- That's right. - Oh, yeah.
#36
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It's called breaking and entering.
#37
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I think I can trust you. I'm...
#38
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 24 (S02E24) - 39
He's an engineer. You're crazy, buddy. [Chuckling]
#39
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just because they showed off by saving more lives.
#40
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Not a whole lot, sir.
#41
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He said he was gonna shove nickels up my nose.
#43
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[Flagg] Burns, get up! Let's go, mister!
#49
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Arrest me? What for, for heaven's sake?
#50