S2 E20
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Season 2  "As You Were"  2x20

Aired 45 years ago - Feb 02, 1974

While there are no casualties, Hawkeye & Trapper crate up Frank while he sleeps and receive gorilla suits through the mail. Henry gets a tan and gives another sex orientation lecture. When the wounded start pouring in again, their own side shells the camp, hitting the generator, and Radar tries to get through to someone to stop the shelling.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 20 (S02E20) - 1
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- You busy, Father? - Just washing my feet.
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Well, Father, it's so quiet around here, what do they need me for?
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"At least it's close. I only saw it once and I was sewing from memory.
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but you take the cake.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 20 (S02E20) - 6
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 20 (S02E20) - 7
Hey, guys, let's settle down, huh?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 20 (S02E20) - 8
I thought I'd deliver the required commanding officer's...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 20 (S02E20) - 9
Could you quiet up?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 20 (S02E20) - 10
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 20 (S02E20) - 11
Maggie and Jiggs.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 20 (S02E20) - 12
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 20 (S02E20) - 13
Some of you are going back to your sweethearts.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 20 (S02E20) - 14
"Clean is as clean does and clean does as clean thinks."
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 20 (S02E20) - 15
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 20 (S02E20) - 16
Now, you guys know what I'm talking about, men.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 20 (S02E20) - 17
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 20 (S02E20) - 18
- Hey! Bravo! - Hey! Bravo!
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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 20 (S02E20) - 20
Fair is fair. They're excellent surgeons.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 20 (S02E20) - 21
- No, you never told me. - I don't tell you half their stunts.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 20 (S02E20) - 22
Oh? Really?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 20 (S02E20) - 23
- Take a card! Pick a card! - Don't rush me!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 20 (S02E20) - 24
Pierce? Mclntyre?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 20 (S02E20) - 25
I want to talk to you both... as doctors.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 20 (S02E20) - 26
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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 20 (S02E20) - 28
Evenin', chillun! How y'all?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 20 (S02E20) - 29
we'd like to do a little operation we've had a lot of luck with.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 20 (S02E20) - 30
Keep it for a few days. If you like it, it's yours.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 20 (S02E20) - 31
Ambulance drivers report to their stations immediately.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 20 (S02E20) - 32
- Rib cutter. - Start another unit of whole blood.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 20 (S02E20) - 33
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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 20 (S02E20) - 35
Hey! Did anyone remember to light up the Red Cross sign?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 20 (S02E20) - 36
Aw, wouldn't that strip your gears?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 20 (S02E20) - 37
Yeah, this is 4077 th MASH. Corporal O'Reilly.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 20 (S02E20) - 38
Who gave you those orders?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 20 (S02E20) - 39
A million miles from home, laying on a table like a centerpiece...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 20 (S02E20) - 40
[Burns] Okay, you close. I've done the important part.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 20 (S02E20) - 41
- Old chromic, right? - Right.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 20 (S02E20) - 42
Regimental headquarters?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 20 (S02E20) - 43
Well... Try who?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 20 (S02E20) - 44
- What was that? - Nothing, Frank.
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[Laughs] You're only saying that to make me feel good.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 20 (S02E20) - 46
Fred?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 20 (S02E20) - 47
All right, let's tie this vessel, then we'll start on the bladder.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 20 (S02E20) - 48
- I'm raw from all this scrubbing. - Why don't you see a doctor?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 20 (S02E20) - 49
Oh!
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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 20 (S02E20) - 2
- You busy, Father? - Just washing my feet.
#2
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Well, Father, it's so quiet around here, what do they need me for?
#3
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"At least it's close. I only saw it once and I was sewing from memory.
#4
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but you take the cake.
#5
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Hey, guys, let's settle down, huh?
#7
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 20 (S02E20) - 8
I thought I'd deliver the required commanding officer's...
#8
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 20 (S02E20) - 9
Could you quiet up?
#9
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Maggie and Jiggs.
#11
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Some of you are going back to your sweethearts.
#13
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 20 (S02E20) - 14
"Clean is as clean does and clean does as clean thinks."
#14
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Now, you guys know what I'm talking about, men.
#16
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- Hey! Bravo! - Hey! Bravo!
#18
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Fair is fair. They're excellent surgeons.
#20
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- No, you never told me. - I don't tell you half their stunts.
#21
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 20 (S02E20) - 22
Oh? Really?
#22
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- Take a card! Pick a card! - Don't rush me!
#23
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Pierce? Mclntyre?
#24
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I want to talk to you both... as doctors.
#25
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Evenin', chillun! How y'all?
#28
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we'd like to do a little operation we've had a lot of luck with.
#29
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 20 (S02E20) - 30
Keep it for a few days. If you like it, it's yours.
#30
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 20 (S02E20) - 31
Ambulance drivers report to their stations immediately.
#31
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- Rib cutter. - Start another unit of whole blood.
#32
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Hey! Did anyone remember to light up the Red Cross sign?
#35
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Aw, wouldn't that strip your gears?
#36
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 20 (S02E20) - 37
Yeah, this is 4077 th MASH. Corporal O'Reilly.
#37
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Who gave you those orders?
#38
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A million miles from home, laying on a table like a centerpiece...
#39
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[Burns] Okay, you close. I've done the important part.
#40
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- Old chromic, right? - Right.
#41
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 20 (S02E20) - 42
Regimental headquarters?
#42
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 20 (S02E20) - 43
Well... Try who?
#43
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- What was that? - Nothing, Frank.
#44
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[Laughs] You're only saying that to make me feel good.
#45
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Fred?
#46
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 20 (S02E20) - 47
All right, let's tie this vessel, then we'll start on the bladder.
#47
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- I'm raw from all this scrubbing. - Why don't you see a doctor?
#48
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Oh!
#49
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