S2 E19
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Season 2  "The Chosen People"  2x19

Aired 45 years ago - Jan 26, 1974

A Korean family set up camp in the middle of the compound. A Korean woman with a baby comes looking for the father, and names Radar. Civilian affairs relocates the family and blood tests prove Radar is not the father.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 1
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- Radar! - Sir, there's a Korean family out here.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 3
Shine, Joe? Shine? Shine? Shine, Joe?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 4
You're on government property.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 5
Look, folks. You've picked a very busy spot. The war comes through here.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 6
The only thing I am sure of is I don't need you.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 7
You can't build a house on a U.S. Military reservation.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 8
I'd say fire a few shots over their heads. That'll chase 'em.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 9
Started setting up housekeeping. You gotta talk to 'em, Sam.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 10
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 11
Are we just gonna stand around and let these foreigners take over the 4077 th?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 12
Yeah, I know. $640 a month isn't real money,
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 13
Candy? Dollar for shine, Joe.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 14
They're just your garden-variety Korean refugee,
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 15
You're not with those others, are you?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 16
- Not Korean soldier. - Oh.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 17
He doctor. MASH 4077.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 18
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 19
- Good news. - I'll take it.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 20
Sam, this is Miss Choon Hi.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 21
- You called, Master? - This better be good, Henry.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 22
I got the forms for the boots, sir.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 23
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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 26
doesn't mean I don't fool around like you guys.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 27
We share your disgust, Frank.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 28
I've got a call in to Civilian Affairs.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 29
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 30
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 31
- Go get 'em, Frank. Kill! - Right!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 32
- You ever think of pediatrics? - Oh, you make a fortune.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 33
We're going to match the mother's blood type and the baby's blood type...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 34
- You wanna save us the trouble? - I'm not worried.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 35
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 36
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 37
The ice cream won't melt into the cole slaw for a while yet.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 38
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 39
- Which one is pregnant, sir? - Oh, he's here for the flip side, Henry.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 40
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 41
What?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 42
- Don't you wanna hear about my call? - One disaster at a time, Frank.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 43
You're dismissed until your presence is re-required.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 44
All right. The party's over. Repeat, the party is over.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 45
- [Scoffs] - Frank, the next field is a minefield.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 46
Until we know where they're going.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 47
Save me a couple of seats for the next one.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 48
The mother has blood type "O," and the aforeborn baby has blood type "A."
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 49
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 50
Sir, I thought it over, and I was lying before when I said the baby wasn't mine.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 2
- Radar! - Sir, there's a Korean family out here.
#2
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 3
Shine, Joe? Shine? Shine? Shine, Joe?
#3
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 4
You're on government property.
#4
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 5
Look, folks. You've picked a very busy spot. The war comes through here.
#5
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 6
The only thing I am sure of is I don't need you.
#6
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 7
You can't build a house on a U.S. Military reservation.
#7
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 8
I'd say fire a few shots over their heads. That'll chase 'em.
#8
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 9
Started setting up housekeeping. You gotta talk to 'em, Sam.
#9
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Are we just gonna stand around and let these foreigners take over the 4077 th?
#11
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 12
Yeah, I know. $640 a month isn't real money,
#12
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 13
Candy? Dollar for shine, Joe.
#13
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 14
They're just your garden-variety Korean refugee,
#14
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 15
You're not with those others, are you?
#15
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 16
- Not Korean soldier. - Oh.
#16
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 17
He doctor. MASH 4077.
#17
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- Good news. - I'll take it.
#19
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Sam, this is Miss Choon Hi.
#20
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- You called, Master? - This better be good, Henry.
#21
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I got the forms for the boots, sir.
#22
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doesn't mean I don't fool around like you guys.
#26
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We share your disgust, Frank.
#27
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 28
I've got a call in to Civilian Affairs.
#28
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- Go get 'em, Frank. Kill! - Right!
#31
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 32
- You ever think of pediatrics? - Oh, you make a fortune.
#32
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 33
We're going to match the mother's blood type and the baby's blood type...
#33
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 34
- You wanna save us the trouble? - I'm not worried.
#34
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The ice cream won't melt into the cole slaw for a while yet.
#37
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- Which one is pregnant, sir? - Oh, he's here for the flip side, Henry.
#39
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What?
#41
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- Don't you wanna hear about my call? - One disaster at a time, Frank.
#42
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You're dismissed until your presence is re-required.
#43
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All right. The party's over. Repeat, the party is over.
#44
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 45
- [Scoffs] - Frank, the next field is a minefield.
#45
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Until we know where they're going.
#46
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 47
Save me a couple of seats for the next one.
#47
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 48
The mother has blood type "O," and the aforeborn baby has blood type "A."
#48
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Sir, I thought it over, and I was lying before when I said the baby wasn't mine.
#50