S2 E6
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Season 2  "Kim"  2x6

Aired 50 years ago - Oct 20, 1973

Hawkeye operates on a 5-year old Korean boy, and Radar can't find his family. Henry plans to send him to the orphanage, and the camp enjoys his company while they can. Trapper decides to adopt him after consulting his wife, and has to rescue him after he wanders into the minefield. Kim's mother turns up at the orphanage looking for him.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 1
A teeny, tiny little nurse all your own.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 2
"'You Made Me Love You, I Didn't Wanna Do It'... the Cole Porter arrangement.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 3
It's a perfectly good little story about life in everyday America.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 4
He was doin' great until the house mother and Dr. Clean-cut got here.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 5
- Did you hear me, Mclntyre? - Take a walk, Major.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 6
- What's going on here? - These two are poisoning this child!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 7
- You want smut? I'll give you smut. - Do you realize what...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 8
Of course they do. Right after they make those funny sounds.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 9
It's for the kid. What'd you find out about him?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 10
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 11
What's that? Uh, no, we can't locate the folks or the village.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 12
Oh, uh, I'm playing with my doll, Pierce.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 13
I've got no choice. This is a hospital. We can't take care of a child.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 14
Boy, that is rich. You guys are barely housebroken yourselves.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 15
If you guys have got something better than Sister Theresa's, I'm all ears.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 16
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Look at it, look at it. Now you say "boo."
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 20
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 21
Oh, frankly, we didn't expect any complications, Sister,
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 22
Yes. Thank you for calling, Sister. Yeah.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 23
Uh, "table" is, uh...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 24
- It's Thursday night. - So?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 25
Are you going to do all three bears?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 26
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 27
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 28
- Hello, Father. - Good morning, Father.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 29
You didn't hold it up to the light, did you, Father?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 30
"If there's anything I can do to help at this end, just let me know.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 31
I have to ask you, just one apiece, please.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 32
That's the beginning of faith, Trapper.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 33
You're really so beautiful the way the sun lights up the hairs in your ear.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 34
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 35
- [Screams] - Terrific!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 36
- There must be a map to this field. - Get it!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 37
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 38
- Why aren't they under "M"? - Because they're under "B" for "boom."
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 39
He's right. It's west.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 40
- Eight yards. - Just take eight steps.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 41
Hold it!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 42
three-and-a-half grids to your right.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 43
Well, Henry, will you get your three-inch finger out and tell me?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 44
Okay. Now, that oughta put you safely in the heart of downtown Berlin.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 45
Six inches in any direction, and you'll get home sooner than any of us.
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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 2
"'You Made Me Love You, I Didn't Wanna Do It'... the Cole Porter arrangement.
#2
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 3
It's a perfectly good little story about life in everyday America.
#3
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 4
He was doin' great until the house mother and Dr. Clean-cut got here.
#4
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 5
- Did you hear me, Mclntyre? - Take a walk, Major.
#5
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 6
- What's going on here? - These two are poisoning this child!
#6
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 7
- You want smut? I'll give you smut. - Do you realize what...
#7
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 8
Of course they do. Right after they make those funny sounds.
#8
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 9
It's for the kid. What'd you find out about him?
#9
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What's that? Uh, no, we can't locate the folks or the village.
#11
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 12
Oh, uh, I'm playing with my doll, Pierce.
#12
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 13
I've got no choice. This is a hospital. We can't take care of a child.
#13
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 14
Boy, that is rich. You guys are barely housebroken yourselves.
#14
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 15
If you guys have got something better than Sister Theresa's, I'm all ears.
#15
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Look at it, look at it. Now you say "boo."
#19
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Oh, frankly, we didn't expect any complications, Sister,
#21
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Yes. Thank you for calling, Sister. Yeah.
#22
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 23
Uh, "table" is, uh...
#23
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 24
- It's Thursday night. - So?
#24
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Are you going to do all three bears?
#25
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- Hello, Father. - Good morning, Father.
#28
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You didn't hold it up to the light, did you, Father?
#29
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 30
"If there's anything I can do to help at this end, just let me know.
#30
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 31
I have to ask you, just one apiece, please.
#31
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 32
That's the beginning of faith, Trapper.
#32
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 33
You're really so beautiful the way the sun lights up the hairs in your ear.
#33
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- [Screams] - Terrific!
#35
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- There must be a map to this field. - Get it!
#36
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- Why aren't they under "M"? - Because they're under "B" for "boom."
#38
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 39
He's right. It's west.
#39
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 40
- Eight yards. - Just take eight steps.
#40
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 41
Hold it!
#41
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 42
three-and-a-half grids to your right.
#42
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 43
Well, Henry, will you get your three-inch finger out and tell me?
#43
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 44
Okay. Now, that oughta put you safely in the heart of downtown Berlin.
#44
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 6 (S02E06) - 45
Six inches in any direction, and you'll get home sooner than any of us.
#45
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