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Season 2  "Radar's Report"  2x3

Aired 46 years ago - Sep 29, 1973

Radar writes the weekly activity report. Hawkeye operates on a wounded prisoner who grabs a scalpel and attacks the doctors. Frank wants Klinger thrown out on a section 8,so Henry calls in a psychiatrist, Major Freedman. Hawkeye is attracted to a new nurse but thinks she is married. Trapper loses a patient who developed complications during the O.R. fracas with the wounded soldier.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 1
- Just operate. - Is that what he's doing?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 2
Just my luck, under that mask you don't have any teeth.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 3
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 4
Bungchow. That means peace and friendship.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 5
Get away from here, you nut!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 6
Bungchow! Bungchow!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 7
Easy. It's okay now. No one's gonna hurt you. Just give...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 8
Take it easy. It's all right.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 9
thinking it was Chinese for peace and friendship.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 10
brand name, Miss High Rise,
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 11
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 12
A cheeky little wine. They call it the "rascal of the vineyards."
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 13
Prisoner winged her. Superficial, but it should be good for a week in Tokyo.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 14
You do your part and I'll do mine.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 15
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 16
No, we don't! You get out of here, you pervert!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 17
Frank, you're so exciting when you get all riled up and decisive.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 18
- I'm glad you're feeling better. - Just a bit throbby, that's all.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 19
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 20
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 21
- Something has to be done. - I've sent for Corporal Klinger, sir.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 22
- Colonel... - Frank, please try to say something.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 23
Okay, he's here. Let's have it. What's wrong with Klinger?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 24
This moron is bucking for a section 8, and I want you to help him get it.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 25
Col. Blake has requested psychiatrist from headquarters...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 26
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 27
Fill her up please, pal. Everything under the hood is okay.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 28
Oh. [Chuckles] It's like that.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 29
Trapper, the O.R. Just sent me over.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 30
I can do without it.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 31
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 32
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 33
He's here, sir.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 34
Whether he needs a girdle under that? Whether his seams are straight?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 35
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 36
- Why do I wanna kiss your thermometer? - Oh, come on.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 37
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 38
- Was it really that important? - Even before I knew if you had teeth.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 39
I never wanted to kiss your thermometer.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 40
He's got an abscess... fever, secondary infection, elevated white count.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 41
You're working with a terminal bachelor.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 42
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 43
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 44
Getting all that juice you need?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 45
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 46
- You may also have postnasal drip. - I ain't any of those.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 47
You know what you can do with this.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 48
Ooh, so this is the Swamp.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 49
Don't you think we oughta talk about it before you start knitting little things?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 50
- I thought we had something going here. - We do, something very strong.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 2
Just my luck, under that mask you don't have any teeth.
#2
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Bungchow. That means peace and friendship.
#4
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 5
Get away from here, you nut!
#5
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 6
Bungchow! Bungchow!
#6
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 7
Easy. It's okay now. No one's gonna hurt you. Just give...
#7
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 8
Take it easy. It's all right.
#8
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 9
thinking it was Chinese for peace and friendship.
#9
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 10
brand name, Miss High Rise,
#10
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A cheeky little wine. They call it the "rascal of the vineyards."
#12
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 13
Prisoner winged her. Superficial, but it should be good for a week in Tokyo.
#13
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 14
You do your part and I'll do mine.
#14
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No, we don't! You get out of here, you pervert!
#16
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 17
Frank, you're so exciting when you get all riled up and decisive.
#17
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 18
- I'm glad you're feeling better. - Just a bit throbby, that's all.
#18
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- Something has to be done. - I've sent for Corporal Klinger, sir.
#21
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 22
- Colonel... - Frank, please try to say something.
#22
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 23
Okay, he's here. Let's have it. What's wrong with Klinger?
#23
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 24
This moron is bucking for a section 8, and I want you to help him get it.
#24
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 25
Col. Blake has requested psychiatrist from headquarters...
#25
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Fill her up please, pal. Everything under the hood is okay.
#27
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 28
Oh. [Chuckles] It's like that.
#28
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 29
Trapper, the O.R. Just sent me over.
#29
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 30
I can do without it.
#30
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He's here, sir.
#33
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 34
Whether he needs a girdle under that? Whether his seams are straight?
#34
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 35 #35 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 36
- Why do I wanna kiss your thermometer? - Oh, come on.
#36
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 37 #37 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 38
- Was it really that important? - Even before I knew if you had teeth.
#38
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 39
I never wanted to kiss your thermometer.
#39
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 40
He's got an abscess... fever, secondary infection, elevated white count.
#40
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 41
You're working with a terminal bachelor.
#41
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Getting all that juice you need?
#44
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 45 #45 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 46
- You may also have postnasal drip. - I ain't any of those.
#46
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 47
You know what you can do with this.
#47
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 48
Ooh, so this is the Swamp.
#48
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 49
Don't you think we oughta talk about it before you start knitting little things?
#49
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 50
- I thought we had something going here. - We do, something very strong.
#50