S2 E22
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Season 2  "George"  2x22

Aired 45 years ago - Feb 16, 1974

Burns tries to slap a dishonorable discharge on a decorated soldier who admits to being a homosexual, Private Weston. Weston: "Two guys got beaten up in my outfit. One colored, the other homosexual. As you can see, Doc., I'm not colored."

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 1
Who are they to remind us of happiness?
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- Sir? - Yeah, I'll take another cup.
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- Looked like somebody used him for batting practice. - We're all out.
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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 6
Well, that certainly explains all the noise at night.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 7
Everything's under control. We're having a consultation about medical needs.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 8
Why, he really fries my butt.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 9
- It really makes me see red. - Yes, sir.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 10
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 11
I like mine through the boot.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 12
'Course, I charge extra for 12.
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- Its option's been picked up. - But there's no question that I will be back?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 15
Listen, Doc. I've watched you around the hospital.
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One colored and one homosexual.
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And you wanna go back to that outfit?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 18
- [Grunting] - You won't say anything about our talk?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 19
[Groans] Can you get tennis elbow from checkers?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 20
[Glasses Clunking]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 21
Weston. The one with contusions.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 22
Whenever he went to the bathroom or conquered a country. Know what they also say?
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- We already whitewashed the fence, Aunt Polly. - Ha-ha.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 24
Is this person a well-stacked U.S. Army major nurse...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 25
- "One of those," Frank? - Which one of those "thoses" do you mean, Frank?
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- I'm also an American. - All right. You're an American surgeon.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 27
Relax, Frank. He'll be gone in a couple of days.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 28
Well, even a powder puff can get lucky... sometimes.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 29
following today's training film on trench foot.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 30
- I was talking to the major, Captain. - You talk to the captain.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 31
Why wasn't I informed? I am head nurse.
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- Frank, I don't understand. - Private Weston is sick, diseased.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 33
Frank had the duty roster changed because his pulse...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 34
he'll get the dishonorable discharge he deserves.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 35
- How do I sound? - Uh, get some rest,
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I suggest immediate isolation and recommend a dishonorable discharge.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 37
- He's not a man. - A woman? There's no woman in post-op. You know that.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 38
Well, you just never know, do you?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 39
I can't describe it. It's like a little nativity scene.
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Major Burns is loaded with static. He was born in a taxi with the radio on...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 43
I honestly believe Henry Blake could be held up through the mail.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 44
- You have beautiful hands. - Thank you. They're my mother's.
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- Look, let's skip the manicure. - Voila. El finko himself.
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Frank said he'd go over my head. I said, "Go." He's done it so many times,
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- Don't feel like what, Frank? - Hmm?
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Hold it. Her flaps are rustling.
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And there will now be a short pause while he skulks casually back to the swamp.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 2
- Sir? - Yeah, I'll take another cup.
#2
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 3
- Looked like somebody used him for batting practice. - We're all out.
#3
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Well, that certainly explains all the noise at night.
#6
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 7
Everything's under control. We're having a consultation about medical needs.
#7
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 8
Why, he really fries my butt.
#8
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 9
- It really makes me see red. - Yes, sir.
#9
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I like mine through the boot.
#11
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'Course, I charge extra for 12.
#12
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- Its option's been picked up. - But there's no question that I will be back?
#14
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 15
Listen, Doc. I've watched you around the hospital.
#15
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One colored and one homosexual.
#16
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And you wanna go back to that outfit?
#17
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 18
- [Grunting] - You won't say anything about our talk?
#18
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[Groans] Can you get tennis elbow from checkers?
#19
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[Glasses Clunking]
#20
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Weston. The one with contusions.
#21
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Whenever he went to the bathroom or conquered a country. Know what they also say?
#22
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 23
- We already whitewashed the fence, Aunt Polly. - Ha-ha.
#23
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 24
Is this person a well-stacked U.S. Army major nurse...
#24
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 25
- "One of those," Frank? - Which one of those "thoses" do you mean, Frank?
#25
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 26
- I'm also an American. - All right. You're an American surgeon.
#26
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 27
Relax, Frank. He'll be gone in a couple of days.
#27
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 28
Well, even a powder puff can get lucky... sometimes.
#28
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 29
following today's training film on trench foot.
#29
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 30
- I was talking to the major, Captain. - You talk to the captain.
#30
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 31
Why wasn't I informed? I am head nurse.
#31
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 32
- Frank, I don't understand. - Private Weston is sick, diseased.
#32
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 33
Frank had the duty roster changed because his pulse...
#33
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 34
he'll get the dishonorable discharge he deserves.
#34
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- How do I sound? - Uh, get some rest,
#35
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I suggest immediate isolation and recommend a dishonorable discharge.
#36
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 37
- He's not a man. - A woman? There's no woman in post-op. You know that.
#37
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 38
Well, you just never know, do you?
#38
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 39
I can't describe it. It's like a little nativity scene.
#39
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Major Burns is loaded with static. He was born in a taxi with the radio on...
#42
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 43
I honestly believe Henry Blake could be held up through the mail.
#43
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 44
- You have beautiful hands. - Thank you. They're my mother's.
#44
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 45
- Look, let's skip the manicure. - Voila. El finko himself.
#45
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Frank said he'd go over my head. I said, "Go." He's done it so many times,
#46
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- Don't feel like what, Frank? - Hmm?
#48
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Hold it. Her flaps are rustling.
#49
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And there will now be a short pause while he skulks casually back to the swamp.
#50