S2 E15
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Season 2  "Officers Only"  2x15

Aired 45 years ago - Dec 22, 1973

Klinger pretends to be pregnant. Hawkeye and Trapper operate on General Mitchell's son, and the General gives them 3 days in Tokyo Henry keeps getting calls from Tokyo about what Hawkeye and Trapper are doing. When they get back to the 4077 Frank asked the general for an officers club for the camp. They plot to allow the enlisted men access to the club, and when the General opens it the rules are bent to give his son access, which Hawkeye exploits to give access to all.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 1
- Clamp. - Clamp.
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- How's it going, guys? - Fine. Pull up a chair. We'll deal you in.
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- Right. - [Houlihan] Colonel?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 4
Frank, why don't we just take our gloves off and step outside?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 5
But it's my considered opinion that no one's going to believe that you're pregnant.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 6
should someone in your condition be smoking a cigar?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 7
- Yes, get rid of those pillows. I'm terminating your pregnancy. - Not in front of the general.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 8
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 9
You do much fishing, do you?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 10
- Would you, um... - Yes, sir. I'll, uh...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 11
- That's very generous, General. - Goes down real smooth.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 12
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 13
Uh, well, sir, l...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 14
Somebody has to be there to say,
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 15
I would like to meet the doctor who performed the operation.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 16
I'd like to say thank you in some substantial way.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 17
A suite at the Imperial Hotel.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 18
- Who am I talking to? - Mr. Yurkuri. He runs the Imperial Hotel.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 19
Yes, sir, I'll grant you, that's a little out of line.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 20
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 21
What have they done, Radar?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 22
Ah, home at last.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 23
- Terrific! - And you wanted to write him out of your will.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 24
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The senior N.C.O. Present requests Captain's permission for men to resume eating, sir.
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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 28
I remember that well, sir. Thank you, sir.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 29
- That was good work, Lieutenant. Thank you. - Thank you, Doctor.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 30
- Hey, Henry, hold baby time. - Ha, ha. Back from Tokyo, are we?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 31
Any officer, regardless of race, color or creed can go in and get bombed out of his skull.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 32
Oh, great. St. Patrick's Church and Grill.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 33
- will you throw the club open for everybody? - Yeah, sure.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 34
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 35
- That's a cute name. - We're a cute people.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 36
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 37
And add five percent for yourself.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 38
Two very dry martinis. And Margaret, what is that, an old-fashioned?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 39
The major and I were having a quiet drink together, and I'd appreciate it if you'd amscray.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 40
Must we dance so close?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 41
- What's he doing? - Nothing to worry about, Frank.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 42
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 43
As someone who's seen your inside, I can tell you your outside looks great.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 44
For the enlisted personnel, there will be a special screening in the mess tent...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 45
## [Swing Jazz]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 46
Is that a drink, sir?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 47
Well, I for one am impressed.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 48
It's both an honor and a privilege and a pleasure to welcome you...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 49
- Maj. Houlihan, in charge of nursing. - I can believe that.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 50
Yes, of course.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 2
- How's it going, guys? - Fine. Pull up a chair. We'll deal you in.
#2
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 3
- Right. - [Houlihan] Colonel?
#3
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 4
Frank, why don't we just take our gloves off and step outside?
#4
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 5
But it's my considered opinion that no one's going to believe that you're pregnant.
#5
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 6
should someone in your condition be smoking a cigar?
#6
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 7
- Yes, get rid of those pillows. I'm terminating your pregnancy. - Not in front of the general.
#7
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You do much fishing, do you?
#9
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 10
- Would you, um... - Yes, sir. I'll, uh...
#10
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 11
- That's very generous, General. - Goes down real smooth.
#11
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Uh, well, sir, l...
#13
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 14
Somebody has to be there to say,
#14
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 15
I would like to meet the doctor who performed the operation.
#15
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 16
I'd like to say thank you in some substantial way.
#16
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 17
A suite at the Imperial Hotel.
#17
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 18
- Who am I talking to? - Mr. Yurkuri. He runs the Imperial Hotel.
#18
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 19
Yes, sir, I'll grant you, that's a little out of line.
#19
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What have they done, Radar?
#21
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Ah, home at last.
#22
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 23
- Terrific! - And you wanted to write him out of your will.
#23
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The senior N.C.O. Present requests Captain's permission for men to resume eating, sir.
#26
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I remember that well, sir. Thank you, sir.
#28
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- That was good work, Lieutenant. Thank you. - Thank you, Doctor.
#29
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 30
- Hey, Henry, hold baby time. - Ha, ha. Back from Tokyo, are we?
#30
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 31
Any officer, regardless of race, color or creed can go in and get bombed out of his skull.
#31
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 32
Oh, great. St. Patrick's Church and Grill.
#32
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- will you throw the club open for everybody? - Yeah, sure.
#33
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- That's a cute name. - We're a cute people.
#35
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And add five percent for yourself.
#37
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 38
Two very dry martinis. And Margaret, what is that, an old-fashioned?
#38
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 39
The major and I were having a quiet drink together, and I'd appreciate it if you'd amscray.
#39
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 40
Must we dance so close?
#40
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- What's he doing? - Nothing to worry about, Frank.
#41
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As someone who's seen your inside, I can tell you your outside looks great.
#43
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 44
For the enlisted personnel, there will be a special screening in the mess tent...
#44
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 45
## [Swing Jazz]
#45
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 46
Is that a drink, sir?
#46
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 47
Well, I for one am impressed.
#47
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 48
It's both an honor and a privilege and a pleasure to welcome you...
#48
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 15 (S02E15) - 49
- Maj. Houlihan, in charge of nursing. - I can believe that.
#49
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Yes, of course.
#50