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Season 2  "5 O'Clock Charlie"  2x2

Aired 46 years ago - Sep 22, 1973

An inept North Korean pilot, known as "5 O'Clock Charlie", makes his daily attempt to bomb the ammo dump. Frank puts in a request for an anti-aircraft gun, which is granted when Charlie hits General Clayton's jeep. Frank takes charge of the gun, while Hawkeye and Trapper are determined to prevent him using it, by getting rid of the ammo dump. Frank misses Charlie and destroys the dump.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 1
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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 3
One minute to Charlie. The betting book is now closed.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 4
Two of mine were stolen last week.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 5
[Chattering]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 6
for the sixth hit week...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 7
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 8
Well done, Charles!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 9
Results of the pool will be announced in just a few minutes.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 10
- Colonel! - Frank, Charlie is like one of our own.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 11
Colonel, I insist you do something about these raids!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 12
Hey, that's pretty surprising for a first baseman.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 13
You'd think a man with R.O.T.C. Training wouldn't go peeking up a doll's skirt.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 14
CorporalJohnson came next with 22-3/4.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 15
We're having a poker game in the Swamp tonight. Saved you a seat.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 16
- Fifty-two yards, Colonel. - Fifty-two yards, Colonel.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 17
A gun, sir. A 40 "M.M." gun.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 18
We need an antiaircraft gun desperately, General!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 19
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 20
Someday all of this will come out:
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 21
Here's our money, mister. Don't staple us.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 22
- Terribly sorry, Padre. - Oh, that's all right, General.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 23
Uh, y-you know Major Burns? Major Frank Burns?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 24
- The colonel and two captains. - Try to influence you against the gun.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 25
- Yes, sir. - Privately!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 26
Great. Now we're taking lessons from the losers.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 27
[P.A. Announcer] One minute to Charlie! One minute!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 28
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 29
[Bomb Whistling]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 30
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 31
The eyes of the military are upon us.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 32
and you... will be the squad.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 33
Hep, hup, hip, four. Hep, hup, hip, four.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 34
Cut that out, face!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 35
That strikes me funny, not. I think it ill behooves us...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 36
Maybe you haven't noticed in the operating room, but we do have wounded.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 37
Hep, hup, hep, four. Hep, hup, hep, four.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 38
On one of his nocturnal visits to Hot Lips, we sew him to the tent.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 39
I wish it would fly down his throat.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 40
Cardozo, booze?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 41
You're only a dentist.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 42
You take away the gun, you take away Frank's motivation...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 43
Yeah, but four dozen sheets?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 44
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 45
And poor Frank won't be able to play with his "ack-ack" anymore.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 46
We'd better take care of that contingency.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 47
- We think it's an early abscess. - Well, why call on me?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 48
Fantastic. He goes right to the heart of the clinical picture.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 49
[Engine Sputtering]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 50
You... You sneaks!

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One minute to Charlie. The betting book is now closed.
#3
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 4
Two of mine were stolen last week.
#4
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 5
[Chattering]
#5
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 6
for the sixth hit week...
#6
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Well done, Charles!
#8
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 9
Results of the pool will be announced in just a few minutes.
#9
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 10
- Colonel! - Frank, Charlie is like one of our own.
#10
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 11
Colonel, I insist you do something about these raids!
#11
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 12
Hey, that's pretty surprising for a first baseman.
#12
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 13
You'd think a man with R.O.T.C. Training wouldn't go peeking up a doll's skirt.
#13
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 14
CorporalJohnson came next with 22-3/4.
#14
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 15
We're having a poker game in the Swamp tonight. Saved you a seat.
#15
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 16
- Fifty-two yards, Colonel. - Fifty-two yards, Colonel.
#16
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 17
A gun, sir. A 40 "M.M." gun.
#17
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 18
We need an antiaircraft gun desperately, General!
#18
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Someday all of this will come out:
#20
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 21
Here's our money, mister. Don't staple us.
#21
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 22
- Terribly sorry, Padre. - Oh, that's all right, General.
#22
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 23
Uh, y-you know Major Burns? Major Frank Burns?
#23
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 24
- The colonel and two captains. - Try to influence you against the gun.
#24
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 25
- Yes, sir. - Privately!
#25
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 26
Great. Now we're taking lessons from the losers.
#26
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 27
[P.A. Announcer] One minute to Charlie! One minute!
#27
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[Bomb Whistling]
#29
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 30 #30 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 31
The eyes of the military are upon us.
#31
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 32
and you... will be the squad.
#32
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 33
Hep, hup, hip, four. Hep, hup, hip, four.
#33
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 34
Cut that out, face!
#34
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 35
That strikes me funny, not. I think it ill behooves us...
#35
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 36
Maybe you haven't noticed in the operating room, but we do have wounded.
#36
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 37
Hep, hup, hep, four. Hep, hup, hep, four.
#37
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 38
On one of his nocturnal visits to Hot Lips, we sew him to the tent.
#38
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 39
I wish it would fly down his throat.
#39
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 40
Cardozo, booze?
#40
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 41
You're only a dentist.
#41
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 42
You take away the gun, you take away Frank's motivation...
#42
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 43
Yeah, but four dozen sheets?
#43
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 44 #44 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 45
And poor Frank won't be able to play with his "ack-ack" anymore.
#45
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 46
We'd better take care of that contingency.
#46
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 47
- We think it's an early abscess. - Well, why call on me?
#47
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 48
Fantastic. He goes right to the heart of the clinical picture.
#48
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 49
[Engine Sputtering]
#49
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You... You sneaks!
#50