S2 E13
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Season 2  "Deal Me Out"  2x13

Aired 45 years ago - Dec 08, 1973

Sidney Freedman comes to the camp, and joins in the poker game at The Swamp. Radar hits a local with a jeep, although the local is famous for jumping in front of vehicles for the compensation. Hawkeye and Trapper operate on an intelligence officer against regulations. Sidney helps talk around a soldier who wants to kill Frank.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 1
- Sir, could I ask a favor? - Ask away.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 2
and stuck in a jukebox and a bunch of B-girls on roller skates.
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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 4
Okeydoke, ante up.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 5
Sandwiches from the mess tent.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 6
Earrings with a sweater?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 7
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 8
In case he tells anything under sedation. Regulations.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 9
Oh, well, not to worry.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 10
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 11
- Uh, Colonel? - Let's see here.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 12
Oh, rats! Just missed.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 13
and low hole card wild.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 14
Yes, it was definitely a thump, sir... a Korean thump.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 15
Ah, Radar, don't you think you mean more to me than a pair of deuces?
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- That's good, isn't it, sir? - No bleeding is best, Radar.
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Oh, okay, it's me. Cut.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 19
You never enlisted, did you, Klinger?
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If you so much as touch that patient, you're violating army regulations.
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My vote is we put him in front of a 21 -gun salute.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 24
Nothing broken here, Radar. Everything's right where it ought to be.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 25
It looks like he's paralyzed.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 26
See?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 27
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 28
It's all in your head.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 29
You did it, didn't you? Operated on the C.I.D. Man.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 30
Doctors, medicine, compassion... remember?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 31
There's a possible straight. A pair of threes.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 32
- "El foldo." - All right, I'll see you.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 33
I can tell you this much, Major. This is definitely a court-martial offense.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 34
That's not my department, sir. Intelligence is something I try to avoid.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 35
Yes, we do, but you didn't hear that from me.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 36
Stuff it, Major!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 37
Sidney, what's the psychiatric basis for gambling?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 38
- Here they are. - Pierce. Mclntyre.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 39
Okay. Did you guys really do that?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 40
- Can these men be trusted? - Well, certainly.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 41
It was a textbook operation. No complications. He'll be up and snooping in a week.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 42
Hurry up, Frank. The good ship Lollipop is leaving.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 43
Radar had a jeep accident. He hit a local.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 44
- Yes, sir. - His name is Hwang?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 45
All right, come on. Ten bucks a man ought to do it.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 46
Where were we?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 47
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I think I'm doing it in the right order.
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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 50
You got no clothes on.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 2
and stuck in a jukebox and a bunch of B-girls on roller skates.
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Okeydoke, ante up.
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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 5
Sandwiches from the mess tent.
#5
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 6
Earrings with a sweater?
#6
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In case he tells anything under sedation. Regulations.
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Oh, well, not to worry.
#9
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- Uh, Colonel? - Let's see here.
#11
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Oh, rats! Just missed.
#12
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and low hole card wild.
#13
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Yes, it was definitely a thump, sir... a Korean thump.
#14
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Ah, Radar, don't you think you mean more to me than a pair of deuces?
#15
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- That's good, isn't it, sir? - No bleeding is best, Radar.
#16
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Oh, okay, it's me. Cut.
#18
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You never enlisted, did you, Klinger?
#19
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If you so much as touch that patient, you're violating army regulations.
#22
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My vote is we put him in front of a 21 -gun salute.
#23
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Nothing broken here, Radar. Everything's right where it ought to be.
#24
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It looks like he's paralyzed.
#25
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See?
#26
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It's all in your head.
#28
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You did it, didn't you? Operated on the C.I.D. Man.
#29
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 30
Doctors, medicine, compassion... remember?
#30
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There's a possible straight. A pair of threes.
#31
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- "El foldo." - All right, I'll see you.
#32
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I can tell you this much, Major. This is definitely a court-martial offense.
#33
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That's not my department, sir. Intelligence is something I try to avoid.
#34
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Yes, we do, but you didn't hear that from me.
#35
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Stuff it, Major!
#36
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Sidney, what's the psychiatric basis for gambling?
#37
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- Here they are. - Pierce. Mclntyre.
#38
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Okay. Did you guys really do that?
#39
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- Can these men be trusted? - Well, certainly.
#40
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It was a textbook operation. No complications. He'll be up and snooping in a week.
#41
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Hurry up, Frank. The good ship Lollipop is leaving.
#42
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Radar had a jeep accident. He hit a local.
#43
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- Yes, sir. - His name is Hwang?
#44
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All right, come on. Ten bucks a man ought to do it.
#45
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Where were we?
#46
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I think I'm doing it in the right order.
#48
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You got no clothes on.
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