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Season 2  "For the Good of the Outfit"  2x4

Aired 46 years ago - Oct 06, 1973

Hawkeye and Trapper want the army to admit responsibility for the accidental bombing of a local village. They fill out a report and Major Stoner arrives to investigate, and leaves with all the evidence. When the story is released it claims that the enemy bombed the village, and the army tries to gag the doctors. But, thinking there could be a medal in it for him, Frank has also put a report together, with copies of all the evidence, including shell fragments, so the army comes clean.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 1
Hey. Just what we thought. I checked with a guy in Artillery.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 2
Uh-huh. Well, you file that report,
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 3
- Are you guys making this report together? - Why not?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 4
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 5
I'm driving, so I'll just have a double.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 6
Air strike, armored attack, artillery, atomic."
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 7
- Well, what have we gotta do here? - [Door Opens]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 8
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 9
Frank.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 10
Frank, I'm sorry, all right?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 11
Frank, come on, listen. You can't turn your back on those people.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 12
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 13
Come in.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 14
This is somewhat of a frightening honor.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 15
a 2759, stroke whatever?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 16
- Colonel? - Hmm?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 17
- Oh, yes, sir. - Well, there you go. Clear as mother's milk.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 18
- Major Stoner? - Yes, sir.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 19
Oh, he's from the inspector general's office.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 20
Change the dressing, Ginger, and then she can go back to whatever's left of her home.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 21
- Pierce. - These patients look alleged to you?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 22
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 23
Oh, no, just a simple honorable discharge and, say, 50,000 a year, tax free.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 24
Then you should have filed the report.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 25
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 26
Clever, the way the cook sculpts grease into the shape of lamb chops.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 27
- Has a nice Genghis Khan feeling. - What does that mean?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 28
"sustained damage and casualties...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 29
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 30
Oh, well, look, Captain, I just got back from Okinawa,
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 31
Bye.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 32
"Well, I got a favor that needs doing.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 33
Well, I have this problem.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 34
to get in touch with a certain... senator... about a certain favor,
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 35
Hey! I just got her!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 36
- That means I'm under arrest. - Not at all.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 37
This poop sheet's just come in from General Clayton's office down in Seoul.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 38
they're getting the first soft ice cream stand in all of East Asia.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 39
- Who are you calling? - I'm going over your fly to General Clayton.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 40
You can't get arms.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 41
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 42
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 43
All right, men. Let's talk Tai-Dong.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 44
Makes you feel the whole war is worthwhile.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 45
It was in all the papers.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 46
Uh-oh.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 47
like "agitator," "boat-rocker"...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 48
You could easily find yourself assigned to a first-aid station, right where it's happening.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 49
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 50
- Major Burns was on duty that day. - Indeed, I was.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 2
Uh-huh. Well, you file that report,
#2
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 3
- Are you guys making this report together? - Why not?
#3
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 4 #4 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 5
I'm driving, so I'll just have a double.
#5
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 6
Air strike, armored attack, artillery, atomic."
#6
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 7
- Well, what have we gotta do here? - [Door Opens]
#7
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Frank.
#9
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 10
Frank, I'm sorry, all right?
#10
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 11
Frank, come on, listen. You can't turn your back on those people.
#11
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Come in.
#13
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 14
This is somewhat of a frightening honor.
#14
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 15
a 2759, stroke whatever?
#15
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 16
- Colonel? - Hmm?
#16
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 17
- Oh, yes, sir. - Well, there you go. Clear as mother's milk.
#17
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 18
- Major Stoner? - Yes, sir.
#18
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 19
Oh, he's from the inspector general's office.
#19
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 20
Change the dressing, Ginger, and then she can go back to whatever's left of her home.
#20
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 21
- Pierce. - These patients look alleged to you?
#21
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 22 #22 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 23
Oh, no, just a simple honorable discharge and, say, 50,000 a year, tax free.
#23
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 24
Then you should have filed the report.
#24
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Clever, the way the cook sculpts grease into the shape of lamb chops.
#26
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 27
- Has a nice Genghis Khan feeling. - What does that mean?
#27
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 28
"sustained damage and casualties...
#28
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 29 #29 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 30
Oh, well, look, Captain, I just got back from Okinawa,
#30
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 31
Bye.
#31
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 32
"Well, I got a favor that needs doing.
#32
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 33
Well, I have this problem.
#33
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 34
to get in touch with a certain... senator... about a certain favor,
#34
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 35
Hey! I just got her!
#35
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 36
- That means I'm under arrest. - Not at all.
#36
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 37
This poop sheet's just come in from General Clayton's office down in Seoul.
#37
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 38
they're getting the first soft ice cream stand in all of East Asia.
#38
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 39
- Who are you calling? - I'm going over your fly to General Clayton.
#39
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 40
You can't get arms.
#40
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All right, men. Let's talk Tai-Dong.
#43
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 44
Makes you feel the whole war is worthwhile.
#44
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 45
It was in all the papers.
#45
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 46
Uh-oh.
#46
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 47
like "agitator," "boat-rocker"...
#47
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 48
You could easily find yourself assigned to a first-aid station, right where it's happening.
#48
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 49 #49 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 4 (S02E04) - 50
- Major Burns was on duty that day. - Indeed, I was.
#50