S2 E14
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Season 2  "Hot Lips and Empty Arms"  2x14

Aired 45 years ago - Dec 15, 1973

Margaret revaluates her life, and decides to leave Frank and ask for a transfer, which is granted. She gets drunk at her goodbye party, but is sobered up in the shower when wounded start arriving. She changes her mind when she realises how loyal her friends are.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 1
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Anglo Chemicals is at 471/2, thanks to napalm.
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[Radar Over P.A.] Attention, all personnel.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 4
- Pickups. - Pickups.
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- I counted ten, ma'am. - There's only nine here.
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- Where's that 4-0 silk suture I asked for? - They're on the way, Major.
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- Is it a boy or a girl? - Give us a chance. We just met.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 8
Would you like to tell me about your Trisha Spalding?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 9
Forty-five.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 10
It's only the people who know you that don't give you any respect.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 11
Margaret, you're serving your country in the most noble way a woman can.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 12
I don't want a weekend. I want a lifetime.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 13
Come to attention. Get to your feet. Put that cigar out. Get rid of that magazine.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 14
- Out of my way, Corporal. - Major, he's watching a, uh, training film.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 15
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 16
- For pete's sake. - Hey!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 17
Colonel, I want a transfer.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 18
An order? Why don't you stop masquerading as a commanding officer?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 19
Colonel, I am requesting that you officially...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 20
You peek into one shower and you're labeled for life.
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- I'll thank you to mind your p's and q's. - That hurt.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 24
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 25
- Fifteen minutes ago was a very good year. - It's especially for you.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 26
Fighting, they say, is a form of loving.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 27
to their secret nurse ceremonies,
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 28
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 29
Let me get my robe. I'm in my underwear.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 30
Your picture of us at Osaka,
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 31
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- I know a lot of generals, you know, Frank? - I know you know them, Margaret.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 33
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What are you doing, rehearsing a letter to your wife home?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 35
- I think you've had enough, Margaret. - Who asked you?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 36
- "number 467, Paulina Paris and her Pelican. - Her Pelican.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 37
"to cover the cost of film, postage and handling.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 38
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 39
- Uh, how do you get into this thing? - Is there something you want?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 40
- Okay. - Okay.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 41
I need a sense of order. Can't you understand that, Colonel?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 42
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 43
- The choppers evacuating? - Yes, sir. Should be here in about 45 minutes.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 44
Boy, I'd give $50 to see a varicose vein.
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- We're gonna need her tonight. - Why us?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 48
- What are you doing? - New surgical procedure.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 49
You wanna know something? You really wanna know something?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 50
That's when I fell in love with him.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 2
Anglo Chemicals is at 471/2, thanks to napalm.
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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 3
[Radar Over P.A.] Attention, all personnel.
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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 4
- Pickups. - Pickups.
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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 5
- I counted ten, ma'am. - There's only nine here.
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- Where's that 4-0 silk suture I asked for? - They're on the way, Major.
#6
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 7
- Is it a boy or a girl? - Give us a chance. We just met.
#7
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 8
Would you like to tell me about your Trisha Spalding?
#8
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 9
Forty-five.
#9
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It's only the people who know you that don't give you any respect.
#10
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Margaret, you're serving your country in the most noble way a woman can.
#11
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 12
I don't want a weekend. I want a lifetime.
#12
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Come to attention. Get to your feet. Put that cigar out. Get rid of that magazine.
#13
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- Out of my way, Corporal. - Major, he's watching a, uh, training film.
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- For pete's sake. - Hey!
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Colonel, I want a transfer.
#17
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An order? Why don't you stop masquerading as a commanding officer?
#18
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Colonel, I am requesting that you officially...
#19
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You peek into one shower and you're labeled for life.
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- I'll thank you to mind your p's and q's. - That hurt.
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- Fifteen minutes ago was a very good year. - It's especially for you.
#25
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Fighting, they say, is a form of loving.
#26
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to their secret nurse ceremonies,
#27
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Let me get my robe. I'm in my underwear.
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Your picture of us at Osaka,
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- I know a lot of generals, you know, Frank? - I know you know them, Margaret.
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What are you doing, rehearsing a letter to your wife home?
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- I think you've had enough, Margaret. - Who asked you?
#35
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- "number 467, Paulina Paris and her Pelican. - Her Pelican.
#36
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"to cover the cost of film, postage and handling.
#37
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- Uh, how do you get into this thing? - Is there something you want?
#39
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- Okay. - Okay.
#40
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I need a sense of order. Can't you understand that, Colonel?
#41
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- The choppers evacuating? - Yes, sir. Should be here in about 45 minutes.
#43
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Boy, I'd give $50 to see a varicose vein.
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- We're gonna need her tonight. - Why us?
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- What are you doing? - New surgical procedure.
#48
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You wanna know something? You really wanna know something?
#49
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That's when I fell in love with him.
#50