S2 E18
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CBS
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Season 2  "Operation Noselift"  2x18

Aired 45 years ago - Jan 19, 1974

Private Baker, who is always going AWOL, is desperate for plastic surgery on his nose. Hawkeye gets an old friend, and plastic surgeon, to visit the camp, promising him a nurse called "The Barracuda". They put together an elaborate scheme to perform the operation without Frank or Margaret finding out.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 1
- Or should that be "me"? - Should what be "me," sir?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 2
Oh! What are you trying to do to me?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 3
- It just isn't fair. - Yes, sir.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 4
- if you follow the way I've drifted. - Yes, sir.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 5
Of course, there was a newspaper strike at the time.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 6
- Did you ever hear him speak? - I don't go to his services, sir.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 7
If it makes you more comfortable forget I'm a priest.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 8
only you're too polite to say anything.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 9
It's ruining my life.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 10
The sending of you to me only reinforces my opinion of Colonel Blake.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 11
It's there to catch a cold through, or at which to look down on people from. Enjoy it.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 12
You know why Napoleon always kept his hand down here? He was scratching his nose.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 13
"Ever thought of putting in an attic?"
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 14
- It's also against regulations. - You think this is regulation?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 15
Will you do it? I'd even pay.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 16
I mean, I'm in it right up to my rear bumpers.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 17
Cosmetic surgery is against army regulations.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 18
- Who? - You ever hear of Stanley Robbins?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 19
You guys have my full permission, and I never said that.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 20
- Yes, sir. - Well, no sense hanging around if I'm not here.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 21
Good. Uh, listen, uh...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 22
Stosh, you and I have taken out some nurses in our time,
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 23
Hey, Stosh, how you doing?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 24
If I were you, I'd call in an air strike, start all over again.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 25
- How's everything in Tokyo? - Never stops. Round the clock.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 26
So, you're the well-known "surgeon to the stars," huh?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 27
- Colonel, you're a doctor. - Gotcha. Ethics.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 28
Sid Caesar!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 29
Hi, kids. Slip into the wrong tent?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 30
You know, jowls can be the most sensual part of a woman,
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 31
And it's time for his 3,000-mile checkup.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 32
- Save yourself for the big game, Stosh. - Yeah, when do I meet her?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 33
How does that one strike you? And remember a nose job is not a haircut.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 34
Do me a favor, huh?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 35
I got that one for my wife for her birthday. We're in business.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 36
What am I signing, Radar?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 37
- Okay. Radar? - Thank you, sir. Sir?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 38
- about 37-24-35. - Yes, sir.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 39
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 40
Very good, Frank.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 41
- Kid, are you okay? - My nose!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 42
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 43
Uh, well, Robbins never allows anybody to watch his work.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 44
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 45
All we need is a doctor and a patient.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 46
Well, can you think of a reason why you might send for me?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 47
- Let me prove it to you. - Stop it! I'll scream!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 48
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 49
- No, that's a lie! - You're "the Barracuda," right?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 50
- Oh! - Hey, Trap.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 2
Oh! What are you trying to do to me?
#2
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 3
- It just isn't fair. - Yes, sir.
#3
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 4
- if you follow the way I've drifted. - Yes, sir.
#4
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 5
Of course, there was a newspaper strike at the time.
#5
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 6
- Did you ever hear him speak? - I don't go to his services, sir.
#6
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 7
If it makes you more comfortable forget I'm a priest.
#7
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 8
only you're too polite to say anything.
#8
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 9
It's ruining my life.
#9
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 10
The sending of you to me only reinforces my opinion of Colonel Blake.
#10
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 11
It's there to catch a cold through, or at which to look down on people from. Enjoy it.
#11
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 12
You know why Napoleon always kept his hand down here? He was scratching his nose.
#12
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 13
"Ever thought of putting in an attic?"
#13
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 14
- It's also against regulations. - You think this is regulation?
#14
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 15
Will you do it? I'd even pay.
#15
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 16
I mean, I'm in it right up to my rear bumpers.
#16
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 17
Cosmetic surgery is against army regulations.
#17
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 18
- Who? - You ever hear of Stanley Robbins?
#18
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 19
You guys have my full permission, and I never said that.
#19
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 20
- Yes, sir. - Well, no sense hanging around if I'm not here.
#20
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 21
Good. Uh, listen, uh...
#21
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 22
Stosh, you and I have taken out some nurses in our time,
#22
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 23
Hey, Stosh, how you doing?
#23
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 24
If I were you, I'd call in an air strike, start all over again.
#24
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 25
- How's everything in Tokyo? - Never stops. Round the clock.
#25
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 26
So, you're the well-known "surgeon to the stars," huh?
#26
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 27
- Colonel, you're a doctor. - Gotcha. Ethics.
#27
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 28
Sid Caesar!
#28
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 29
Hi, kids. Slip into the wrong tent?
#29
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 30
You know, jowls can be the most sensual part of a woman,
#30
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 31
And it's time for his 3,000-mile checkup.
#31
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 32
- Save yourself for the big game, Stosh. - Yeah, when do I meet her?
#32
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 33
How does that one strike you? And remember a nose job is not a haircut.
#33
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 34
Do me a favor, huh?
#34
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 35
I got that one for my wife for her birthday. We're in business.
#35
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 36
What am I signing, Radar?
#36
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 37
- Okay. Radar? - Thank you, sir. Sir?
#37
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 38
- about 37-24-35. - Yes, sir.
#38
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Very good, Frank.
#40
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- Kid, are you okay? - My nose!
#41
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Uh, well, Robbins never allows anybody to watch his work.
#43
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All we need is a doctor and a patient.
#45
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 46
Well, can you think of a reason why you might send for me?
#46
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 47
- Let me prove it to you. - Stop it! I'll scream!
#47
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- No, that's a lie! - You're "the Barracuda," right?
#49
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 50
- Oh! - Hey, Trap.
#50