S2 E5
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Season 2  "Dr. Pierce and Mr. Hyde"  2x5

Aired 46 years ago - Oct 13, 1973

Hawkeye has been in non-stop surgery for 3 straight days without sleep, and the wounded keep coming. He decides to find out who started the war, and sends a telegram to Harry S Truman. After listening to some of Frank's rubbish about the North Koreans wanting better plumbing, he tries to send the officers' latrine to the North Koreans with an offer of peace. Trapper finally manages to sedate him. Trapper (about Hawkeye): "I guess he's just unstable. You see, he took this weird oath as a young man, never to just stand by and watch people die."

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 2
- Help me sleep better. - Pierce, get some sack.
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- Yeah. - Go to bed.
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[Mclntyre] Okay, cut that.
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Taxi!
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No, that's geese. Although, goose and nurse don't go together.
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Last chance, ladies. [Blows]
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- Step by step, inch by inch. - Hawk. Hawk.
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Even as I talk to you, a tiny little man inside me...
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- What is it? - Wake up.
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There's a war going on here.
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- You figured that out, huh? - I'm beginning to see a pattern.
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Two or three hours later, it'll be tomorrow.
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And then what?
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Oh, hey...
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- Oh, war comics, huh? - Yeah.
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#You can count on me #
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# Please have snow #
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A lot of very touching songs came out of that war.
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- Okay, shoot. - To Harry S. Truman, the White House.
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Wow.
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- It's not your fault. - Huh?
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Nobody goes up, nobody gets hurt.
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We get the air out of his chest, we can save the lung.
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Oh, let me see. Uh, the Lone Ranger. Very good.
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Oh, that's good. Otherwise, Frank would try to be Henry with me.
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Coming down here to find out who did what?
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Well, then he'd better get down here right away.
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Now, just ask anything at all.
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- Captain Pierce! - Why are we here?
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I'm not making fun, Frank. I'm trying to figure this out. What...
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- They do? - You bet your life they do.
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I can't take your picture now, Radar.
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I like that. It sells.
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It was a trick question.
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- Somebody oughta put him to bed. - You too?
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- It was Captain Pierce. - How do you know?
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- Well, that's very friendly. - Friendly, sir?
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You guys are really gonna help me?
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Oh, 3:00 was a very good hour.
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