S2 E21
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Season 2  "Crisis"  2x21

Aired 45 years ago - Feb 09, 1974

The supply lines to the camp are cut. Radar, the housing officer, starts doubling people up to save fuel and Klinger is thrown out of the nurse's tent. People start burning everything to stay warm while Frank wears his heated socks. The toilet paper supply is worst hit, and then wounded start arriving. Supplies are eventually restored.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 1
We can't do everything ourselves.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 2
"No mail call, no electrical parts,
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 3
"One last stand, and then you can go home."
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 4
What would have happened in 1776 if the Minutemen on their way to Concord...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 5
That makes good sense. I would make it conditional, however.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 6
The following people will be in charge of these things...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 7
Captain Mclntyre, heat and electrical power.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 8
Radar will decide who sleeps with who.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 9
L-26.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 10
and you're playing with people's beans.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 11
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 12
New sleeping arrangements, by order of Corporal O'Reilly, housing officer.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 13
Radar, uh, am I getting taller or is the room shrinking?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 14
- Uh, we're out of paper, sir. - They burn that too?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 15
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 16
Oh, Frank. You have the perfect personality in a crisis.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 17
As food supply officer, I was checking the supplies.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 18
You've eaten all the pineapple, Margaret.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 19
- [Knocking] - One... Just one moment!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 20
I'm his helper. He doesn't like to heat alone.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 21
- No! No! - Frank, let go of that.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 22
Major, what happened here tonight will never leave this room.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 23
Say no more, ma'am.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 24
I gotta heat my cot.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 25
This is where the Ritz hit the fan.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 26
Hi. This is where I'm supposed to be tonight.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 27
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 28
Well, do you see anybody else pressing the soft underbelly button?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 29
A captain can't give a major an order.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 30
Which bed should I take, sir?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 31
How are we supposed to sleep with that?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 32
I have to go to the sandbox.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 33
- Can we afford a little night music? - Yeah, about 30 minutes.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 34
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 35
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 36
Let me see if I can recall that prayer.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 37
[Man Over P.A.] Attention, all personnel. Incoming wounded.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 38
All the food, all the fuel. Patients get first priority. Let's move.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 39
Say, we're running out of just about anything you guys'd care to name.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 40
Just lis... Now, look, buddy, I bought a lot of war bonds,
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 41
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 42
All they can send us is casualties. Everything else they run out of.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 43
# Sharing each other's sorrows #
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 44
"Come to tent nine, change into something comfy, put on mask and wait.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 45
The food's holding out and the fuel's okay.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 46
for those of you who have acted in the Yankee Doodlest manner.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 47
Well, I can't help it.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 48
Oh, Radar, I wish you hadn't said that.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 49
[Klinger Shouts]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 50
- That's very funny, Mclntyre. - Maybe there's a review of the war.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 2
"No mail call, no electrical parts,
#2
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 3
"One last stand, and then you can go home."
#3
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 4
What would have happened in 1776 if the Minutemen on their way to Concord...
#4
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 5
That makes good sense. I would make it conditional, however.
#5
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 6
The following people will be in charge of these things...
#6
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 7
Captain Mclntyre, heat and electrical power.
#7
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 8
Radar will decide who sleeps with who.
#8
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 9
L-26.
#9
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 10
and you're playing with people's beans.
#10
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 11 #11 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 12
New sleeping arrangements, by order of Corporal O'Reilly, housing officer.
#12
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 13
Radar, uh, am I getting taller or is the room shrinking?
#13
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 14
- Uh, we're out of paper, sir. - They burn that too?
#14
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 15 #15 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 16
Oh, Frank. You have the perfect personality in a crisis.
#16
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 17
As food supply officer, I was checking the supplies.
#17
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 18
You've eaten all the pineapple, Margaret.
#18
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 19
- [Knocking] - One... Just one moment!
#19
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 20
I'm his helper. He doesn't like to heat alone.
#20
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 21
- No! No! - Frank, let go of that.
#21
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 22
Major, what happened here tonight will never leave this room.
#22
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 23
Say no more, ma'am.
#23
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 24
I gotta heat my cot.
#24
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 25
This is where the Ritz hit the fan.
#25
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 26
Hi. This is where I'm supposed to be tonight.
#26
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 27 #27 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 28
Well, do you see anybody else pressing the soft underbelly button?
#28
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 29
A captain can't give a major an order.
#29
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 30
Which bed should I take, sir?
#30
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 31
How are we supposed to sleep with that?
#31
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 32
I have to go to the sandbox.
#32
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 33
- Can we afford a little night music? - Yeah, about 30 minutes.
#33
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 34 #34 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 35 #35 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 36
Let me see if I can recall that prayer.
#36
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 37
[Man Over P.A.] Attention, all personnel. Incoming wounded.
#37
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 38
All the food, all the fuel. Patients get first priority. Let's move.
#38
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 39
Say, we're running out of just about anything you guys'd care to name.
#39
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 40
Just lis... Now, look, buddy, I bought a lot of war bonds,
#40
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 41 #41 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 42
All they can send us is casualties. Everything else they run out of.
#42
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 43
# Sharing each other's sorrows #
#43
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 44
"Come to tent nine, change into something comfy, put on mask and wait.
#44
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 45
The food's holding out and the fuel's okay.
#45
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 46
for those of you who have acted in the Yankee Doodlest manner.
#46
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 47
Well, I can't help it.
#47
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 48
Oh, Radar, I wish you hadn't said that.
#48
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 49
[Klinger Shouts]
#49
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 50
- That's very funny, Mclntyre. - Maybe there's a review of the war.
#50