S2 E9
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Season 2  "Dear Dad... Three"  2x9

Aired 46 years ago - Nov 10, 1973

Once more Hawkeye writes home to his father: the doctors operate on a soldier with a grenade shot into his body; Hawkeye and Trapper colour the skin of a racist patient, who demanded the right colour blood, while he is asleep; Henry gets a movie of his daughters birthday from home; the officers hold the monthly staff meeting.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 1
- Huh? - I wouldn't want that darkie stuff.
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Radar, you can't let anybody in here with a grenade in his pants.
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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 4
There must be an easier way for a surgeon to make $413.50 a month.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 5
All right. Get me some towels.
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[Pierce] All right. Take it easy.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 7
Sponge.
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There followed another operation which we natives here call the "happy hour."
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 10
- Radar? - Huh?
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Patient's in pain. Guess what his orders were.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 12
I mean, I should've done it. The coffee was already brewed.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 13
Capital idea.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 14
- Got the magic mixture? - Yes, Master.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 15
Somebody's gotta pick the cotton.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 16
Makes you long for home, but then, almost everything does.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 17
Glad you know how. I was never very good with my hands.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 18
Whatever you say, Henry. It's your theater. What are you showing?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 19
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- Bright as a penny. - Didn't she get anything from you?
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- How did you bag her, Henry? - Slip her something in her succotash?
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He went on to become the biggest cement contractor in the Midwest.
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[Mclntyre] Hey, wait a minute. Hold it, Henry.
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- [Mclntyre] Great legs. - [Pierce] You've been here too long.
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- [Pierce] Ohh. - [Mclntyre] Yeah. Hey, hey.
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- Radar? - Uh, yes, sir.
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Then there are those devotees of exotic cultures who nightly...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 32
- I want to turn a page. - Good. I'll wet your finger.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 33
Frank, leave,
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- Ha! I'll bet. - She did. She did so.
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- What's your problem? - Let me ask you something.
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- Henry, we all know who's here. - Regulations require it.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 40
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 41
Wait. We didn't hear Frank's answer. We don't know if he's here.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 42
- Uh, Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce. - Yo-yo.
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- Uh, I did, sir. - Hmm?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 44
- Um... - Yeah, here's your gavel.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 45
Excuse me. We do have the minutes for the meeting before the last meeting.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 46
"The meeting was declared a shambles right after Captain Mclntyre...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 47
Frank? You know, in this light, you look just likeJoan Crawford.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 48
But if we're here for the purpose of improving our military efficiency,
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 49
I second the motion.
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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 2
Radar, you can't let anybody in here with a grenade in his pants.
#2
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There must be an easier way for a surgeon to make $413.50 a month.
#4
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 5
All right. Get me some towels.
#5
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 6
[Pierce] All right. Take it easy.
#6
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Sponge.
#7
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There followed another operation which we natives here call the "happy hour."
#9
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 10
- Radar? - Huh?
#10
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 11
Patient's in pain. Guess what his orders were.
#11
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 12
I mean, I should've done it. The coffee was already brewed.
#12
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 13
Capital idea.
#13
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 14
- Got the magic mixture? - Yes, Master.
#14
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 15
Somebody's gotta pick the cotton.
#15
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Makes you long for home, but then, almost everything does.
#16
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Glad you know how. I was never very good with my hands.
#17
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Whatever you say, Henry. It's your theater. What are you showing?
#18
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- Bright as a penny. - Didn't she get anything from you?
#20
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- How did you bag her, Henry? - Slip her something in her succotash?
#21
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He went on to become the biggest cement contractor in the Midwest.
#22
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[Mclntyre] Hey, wait a minute. Hold it, Henry.
#24
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- [Mclntyre] Great legs. - [Pierce] You've been here too long.
#26
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- [Pierce] Ohh. - [Mclntyre] Yeah. Hey, hey.
#27
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- Radar? - Uh, yes, sir.
#29
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Then there are those devotees of exotic cultures who nightly...
#31
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- I want to turn a page. - Good. I'll wet your finger.
#32
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Frank, leave,
#33
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- Ha! I'll bet. - She did. She did so.
#34
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- What's your problem? - Let me ask you something.
#36
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- Henry, we all know who's here. - Regulations require it.
#39
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Wait. We didn't hear Frank's answer. We don't know if he's here.
#41
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 42
- Uh, Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce. - Yo-yo.
#42
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 43
- Uh, I did, sir. - Hmm?
#43
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 44
- Um... - Yeah, here's your gavel.
#44
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Excuse me. We do have the minutes for the meeting before the last meeting.
#45
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 46
"The meeting was declared a shambles right after Captain Mclntyre...
#46
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 47
Frank? You know, in this light, you look just likeJoan Crawford.
#47
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 48
But if we're here for the purpose of improving our military efficiency,
#48
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I second the motion.
#49
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