S2 E11
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CBS
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Season 2  "Carry On Hawkeye"  2x11

Aired 45 years ago - Nov 24, 1973

The camp succumbs to the Asian flu, except for Hawkeye and Margaret, who have to do everything themselves. As the others start to recover, Hawkeye falls ill but he still manages to operate when wounded arrive. Finally the others are well enough for Hawkeye to stop working and rest. He is thanked for his service with a commemorative roll of toilet paper.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 1
Jacobs, put him to bed.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 2
- Doctor, I just did. - Don't argue with me. Just do what I...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 3
Nothing clever. Just close and call me when you're finished.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 4
They do give them complicated names.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 5
[Pierce] Look, General, I realize...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 6
Anybody who's good with a knife.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 7
Well, anything I can do to help.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 8
- Tell you what we're gonna do, Radar. - Check the personnel directory.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 9
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 10
He doesn't have one of those.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 11
Joel McCrea is in bed. So is Ralph Bellamy and Colonel Andy Devine.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 12
I'll tell you what you're not. You're not Commanding Officer.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 13
You won't take yes for an answer, will you?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 14
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 15
Don't be foolish. I wouldn't presume to tell you anything about surgery.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 16
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 17
- Irrigate the wound and pack it over. - Yes, Doctor.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 18
I'm ready.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 19
- Pierce! - Coming, Mother.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 20
Hawkeye, could I trouble you?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 21
[All Chattering]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 22
- Okay. Richardson retractor. - Richardson.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 23
Not you, Sheila. Get back here. Hold that. Father, get us some clamps.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 24
Just filling out the daily report.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 25
And I'm taking you with me, Margaret. We'll send for Frank later.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 26
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 27
Margaret, another dream come true.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 28
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 29
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 30
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 31
Well, Mr. And Mrs. 4077 th at home, in my office.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 32
So you two can just sit around my desk and smoke my cigars?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 33
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 34
If I was back home in Bloomington, Illinois,
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 35
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 36
We tried to reach your mother. She doesn't make house calls.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 37
Uh, Dr. Pierce, could you look at bed five?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 38
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 39
we're in Korea.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 40
- What's up? - It isn't Trapper.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 41
I think I can manage that.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 42
You're the best receptionist I ever had.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 43
- Is that possible? - Keep checking for doctors.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 44
Sorry, sir.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 45
First I'm hot, then I'm cold.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 46
Believe me, I've got fever to burn.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 47
Pickups.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 48
and you still can proposition a nurse.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 49
Get a retractor first. Father, pull that back, will you?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 50
- Scalpel. - Scalpel.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 2
- Doctor, I just did. - Don't argue with me. Just do what I...
#2
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 3
Nothing clever. Just close and call me when you're finished.
#3
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 4
They do give them complicated names.
#4
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 5
[Pierce] Look, General, I realize...
#5
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 6
Anybody who's good with a knife.
#6
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 7
Well, anything I can do to help.
#7
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 8
- Tell you what we're gonna do, Radar. - Check the personnel directory.
#8
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 9 #9 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 10
He doesn't have one of those.
#10
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 11
Joel McCrea is in bed. So is Ralph Bellamy and Colonel Andy Devine.
#11
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 12
I'll tell you what you're not. You're not Commanding Officer.
#12
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 13
You won't take yes for an answer, will you?
#13
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 14 #14 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 15
Don't be foolish. I wouldn't presume to tell you anything about surgery.
#15
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- Irrigate the wound and pack it over. - Yes, Doctor.
#17
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I'm ready.
#18
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- Pierce! - Coming, Mother.
#19
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 20
Hawkeye, could I trouble you?
#20
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 21
[All Chattering]
#21
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 22
- Okay. Richardson retractor. - Richardson.
#22
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 23
Not you, Sheila. Get back here. Hold that. Father, get us some clamps.
#23
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 24
Just filling out the daily report.
#24
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 25
And I'm taking you with me, Margaret. We'll send for Frank later.
#25
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Margaret, another dream come true.
#27
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Well, Mr. And Mrs. 4077 th at home, in my office.
#31
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 32
So you two can just sit around my desk and smoke my cigars?
#32
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If I was back home in Bloomington, Illinois,
#34
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We tried to reach your mother. She doesn't make house calls.
#36
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 37
Uh, Dr. Pierce, could you look at bed five?
#37
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we're in Korea.
#39
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 40
- What's up? - It isn't Trapper.
#40
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 41
I think I can manage that.
#41
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 42
You're the best receptionist I ever had.
#42
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 43
- Is that possible? - Keep checking for doctors.
#43
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 44
Sorry, sir.
#44
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 45
First I'm hot, then I'm cold.
#45
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 46
Believe me, I've got fever to burn.
#46
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 47
Pickups.
#47
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 48
and you still can proposition a nurse.
#48
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 49
Get a retractor first. Father, pull that back, will you?
#49
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 50
- Scalpel. - Scalpel.
#50