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Season 3  "The General Flipped at Dawn"  3x1

Aired 47 years ago - Sep 10, 1974

The MASH 4077 is visted by General Steele. He wishes to move the camp 5 miles down the road. Hawkeye and Henry are charged with mutiny. And Hawkeye is also charged with impersonating a reporter.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 1
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 2
- Mortars, Marty? - Outside ofTaejon, Trap.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 3
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 4
He ought to be in the soda shop, reading dirty magazines.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 5
Let him read it. I haven't seen a sports page in months.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 6
carved from a pound cake his mother sent him six months ago."
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 7
I mean, it's strictly G.I. From now on.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 8
General Steele is gonna headquarter here for a week.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 9
What about the pigsty we live in? My part is neat and tidy.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 10
- How's he doing? - Stable, Doctor.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 11
- Baden-Baden in July? - Uh-uh.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 12
"TheJoy of Nudity." [Scoffs]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 13
- General Steele is arriving at 1000 hours. - That's only a few minutes.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 14
## [Whistling Continues]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 15
- Hold it. - What is it?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 16
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 17
I read about these new snaps in the, uh, snap bulletin I got there.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 18
- Just the gang, sir. - [Softly] Call formation.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 19
- Something, General? - I'm a bit surprised.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 20
Trim the hair in your nose! Got that, Sergeant Donovan?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 21
This is our chaplain, Lieutenant Father Mulcahy.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 22
- The backbone of the service. Where are you from, son? - Iowa, sir.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 23
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 24
Well, I got drafted as soon as I could.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 25
- How do you feel? - So-so.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 26
- You have a fantastic grasp of the obvious. - Love your uniform.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 27
- Oh! Thank you, Radar. - Yeah.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 28
Hey, the word's out that general's a little bit "el wacko."
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 29
Beautifully prepared, an apple in its mouth and all.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 30
Let me put it to you this way. Have you ever seen a bird...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 31
- Camaraderie. - Precisely.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 32
- You wanna stop and have another saltine? - Hawkeye?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 33
This is our supply room, General. Aw, Pierce!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 34
Ah, a member of the Fourth Estate.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 35
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 36
Best thing since the Gatling gun.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 37
you didn't come to dinner and then we come in here and find you horsing around with a girl!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 38
Gimme a break. I'm starvin'.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 39
- You should've called me sooner, sir. - Good pretzels.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 40
- Twenty minutes, General. - And what is your fuel consumption?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 41
MASH means Mobile Army Surgical Hospital, and mobile you shall be!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 42
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 43
That general is nuts! I've seen that look in every Hitchcock movie.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 44
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 45
I can't disobey an order. I mean, unless somebody gives me an order to do it.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 46
This is it. We move tomorrow. That's an order.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 47
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 48
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 49
[Jeep Siren Wailing]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 50
- You bring that chopper back down here! - Too late, General.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 2
- Mortars, Marty? - Outside ofTaejon, Trap.
#2
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 3 #3 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 4
He ought to be in the soda shop, reading dirty magazines.
#4
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 5
Let him read it. I haven't seen a sports page in months.
#5
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 6
carved from a pound cake his mother sent him six months ago."
#6
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 7
I mean, it's strictly G.I. From now on.
#7
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 8
General Steele is gonna headquarter here for a week.
#8
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 9
What about the pigsty we live in? My part is neat and tidy.
#9
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 10
- How's he doing? - Stable, Doctor.
#10
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 11
- Baden-Baden in July? - Uh-uh.
#11
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 12
"TheJoy of Nudity." [Scoffs]
#12
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 13
- General Steele is arriving at 1000 hours. - That's only a few minutes.
#13
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 14
## [Whistling Continues]
#14
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 15
- Hold it. - What is it?
#15
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 16 #16 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 17
I read about these new snaps in the, uh, snap bulletin I got there.
#17
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 18
- Just the gang, sir. - [Softly] Call formation.
#18
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 19
- Something, General? - I'm a bit surprised.
#19
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 20
Trim the hair in your nose! Got that, Sergeant Donovan?
#20
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 21
This is our chaplain, Lieutenant Father Mulcahy.
#21
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 22
- The backbone of the service. Where are you from, son? - Iowa, sir.
#22
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 23 #23 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 24
Well, I got drafted as soon as I could.
#24
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 25
- How do you feel? - So-so.
#25
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 26
- You have a fantastic grasp of the obvious. - Love your uniform.
#26
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 27
- Oh! Thank you, Radar. - Yeah.
#27
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 28
Hey, the word's out that general's a little bit "el wacko."
#28
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 29
Beautifully prepared, an apple in its mouth and all.
#29
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 30
Let me put it to you this way. Have you ever seen a bird...
#30
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 31
- Camaraderie. - Precisely.
#31
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 32
- You wanna stop and have another saltine? - Hawkeye?
#32
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 33
This is our supply room, General. Aw, Pierce!
#33
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 34
Ah, a member of the Fourth Estate.
#34
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 35 #35 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 36
Best thing since the Gatling gun.
#36
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 37
you didn't come to dinner and then we come in here and find you horsing around with a girl!
#37
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 38
Gimme a break. I'm starvin'.
#38
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 39
- You should've called me sooner, sir. - Good pretzels.
#39
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 40
- Twenty minutes, General. - And what is your fuel consumption?
#40
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 41
MASH means Mobile Army Surgical Hospital, and mobile you shall be!
#41
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 42 #42 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 43
That general is nuts! I've seen that look in every Hitchcock movie.
#43
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 44 #44 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 45
I can't disobey an order. I mean, unless somebody gives me an order to do it.
#45
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 46
This is it. We move tomorrow. That's an order.
#46
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 47 #47 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 48 #48 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 49
[Jeep Siren Wailing]
#49
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 50
- You bring that chopper back down here! - Too late, General.
#50