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Season 9  "Frodo's Headshots"  9x9

Aired 13 years ago - Nov 14, 2011

Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 1
What's the difference?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 2
Oh, yeah, that was, uh, your little girlfriend.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 3
I mean, what about our talks about, uh,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 4
First, we're going to quit school and get jobs.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 5
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 6
Hey, there he is.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 7
Hey, Walden, guess what.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 8
but he will continue to have my love and support.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 9
It wasn't a loony bin; it's a stress clinic.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 10
Did you tell him your news?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 11
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 12
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 13
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 14
Between the two of us, who was a virgin?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 15
Well, you know, there is a slight resemblance.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 16
See, that's the big difference between you and me.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 17
Did you like it or not?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 18
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 19
Tell me what?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 20
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 21
♪ 'Cause I'm a billionaire, I still have all my hair. ♪
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 22
It was actually kind of a meet cute.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 23
Okay, okay, and-and-and what was the cute part?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 24
I lost my freaking mind!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 25
Come on, it'd be creepy if you're
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 26
Why, thank you.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 27
That's it!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 28
tears will be wept,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 29
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 30
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 31
Missy Everyn no home.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 32
Herro? Po-rice?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 33
Unbelievable.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 34
and rained on by God.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 35
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 36
Rock bottom.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 37
The light in my storage unit isn't working.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 38
Uh, I'm Alan Harper.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 39
Can I interest you in a glass?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 40
Yes, Lord?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 41
I didn't just stop by.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 42
Oh, no, Herb, please, please!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 43
It's a stress clinic.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 44
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 45
I have the tools to cope.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 46
I've been stuck at third base for months.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 47
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 48
see if it helps me slide into home.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 49
Hey, buddy.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 50
I see you finished redecorating.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 2
Oh, yeah, that was, uh, your little girlfriend.
#2 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 3
I mean, what about our talks about, uh,
#3 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 4
First, we're going to quit school and get jobs.
#4 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 5 #5 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 6
Hey, there he is.
#6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 7
Hey, Walden, guess what.
#7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 8
but he will continue to have my love and support.
#8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 9
It wasn't a loony bin; it's a stress clinic.
#9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 10
Did you tell him your news?
#10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 11 #11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 12 #12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 13 #13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 14
Between the two of us, who was a virgin?
#14 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 15
Well, you know, there is a slight resemblance.
#15 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 16
See, that's the big difference between you and me.
#16 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 17
Did you like it or not?
#17 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 18 #18 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 19
Tell me what?
#19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 20 #20 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 21
♪ 'Cause I'm a billionaire, I still have all my hair. ♪
#21 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 22
It was actually kind of a meet cute.
#22 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 23
Okay, okay, and-and-and what was the cute part?
#23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 24
I lost my freaking mind!
#24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 25
Come on, it'd be creepy if you're
#25 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 26
Why, thank you.
#26 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 27
That's it!
#27 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 28
tears will be wept,
#28 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 29 #29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 30 #30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 31
Missy Everyn no home.
#31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 32
Herro? Po-rice?
#32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 33
Unbelievable.
#33 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 34
and rained on by God.
#34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 35 #35 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 36
Rock bottom.
#36 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 37
The light in my storage unit isn't working.
#37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 38
Uh, I'm Alan Harper.
#38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 39
Can I interest you in a glass?
#39 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 40
Yes, Lord?
#40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 41
I didn't just stop by.
#41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 42
Oh, no, Herb, please, please!
#42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 43
It's a stress clinic.
#43 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 44 #44 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 45
I have the tools to cope.
#45 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 46
I've been stuck at third base for months.
#46 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 47 #47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 48
see if it helps me slide into home.
#48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 49
Hey, buddy.
#49 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 9 (S09E09) - 50
I see you finished redecorating.
#50