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Season 9  "Thank You for the Intercourse"  9x8

Aired 13 years ago - Nov 07, 2011

When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 1
New business idea- ass coasters.
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on the floor and...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 4
I donated the piano to a music school for underprivileged kids.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 5
Yeah, yeah, let me, uh, let me just get
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 6
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 7
And now?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 8
Okay, okay, Alan, Alan,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 9
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 10
Something's different.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 11
Damn, they got my good bong.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 12
your uncle's death is really starting to hit me.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 13
Not gonna happen.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 14
Then how come he didn't leave me anything?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 15
Well, let's see.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 16
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 17
And I don't want to be like him.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 18
He's not listed anywhere.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 19
A- S-A-P?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 20
Yeah, but your brother knew how to drink.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 21
and when you drink, you come here.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 22
Here you go.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 23
Here.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 24
I mean, take my brother.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 25
Hi.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 26
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 27
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 28
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 29
I- I never told you this while you were still alive, but...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 30
Douglas, where are you, boy?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 31
Is this your house?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 32
Oh. Nice to meet you, Melanie.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 33
You know, I was a little worried I wasn't gonna be able
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 34
Well, Mr. Penis is happy.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 35
I believe if a gal's worth doing, she's worth doing well.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 36
Berta, how do you feel about casual sex?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 37
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 38
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 39
It's walking like Zippy, but it sure ain't talking like Zippy.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 40
Mr. Harper, we were just making out.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 41
Well, the same thing applies to the human tongue.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 42
Here, tell you what.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 43
He's acting like my Uncle Charlie.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 44
I mean, I still haven't processed the grief
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 45
My best friend.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 46
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 47
and I'm the United-freakin'- Nations.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 48
Hey, the only reason people are worried about me is 'cause
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 49
Hey, you remember that shrink that you sent me to?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 50
I'll tell you what, why don't you get some rest,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 51
What's your name?

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on the floor and...
#3 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 4
I donated the piano to a music school for underprivileged kids.
#4 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 5
Yeah, yeah, let me, uh, let me just get
#5 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 6 #6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 7
And now?
#7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 8
Okay, okay, Alan, Alan,
#8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 9 #9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 10
Something's different.
#10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 11
Damn, they got my good bong.
#11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 12
your uncle's death is really starting to hit me.
#12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 13
Not gonna happen.
#13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 14
Then how come he didn't leave me anything?
#14 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 15
Well, let's see.
#15 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 16 #16 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 17
And I don't want to be like him.
#17 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 18
He's not listed anywhere.
#18 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 19
A- S-A-P?
#19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 20
Yeah, but your brother knew how to drink.
#20 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 21
and when you drink, you come here.
#21 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 22
Here you go.
#22 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 23
Here.
#23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 24
I mean, take my brother.
#24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 25
Hi.
#25 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 26 #26 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 27 #27 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 28 #28 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 29
I- I never told you this while you were still alive, but...
#29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 30
Douglas, where are you, boy?
#30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 31
Is this your house?
#31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 32
Oh. Nice to meet you, Melanie.
#32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 33
You know, I was a little worried I wasn't gonna be able
#33 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 34
Well, Mr. Penis is happy.
#34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 35
I believe if a gal's worth doing, she's worth doing well.
#35 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 36
Berta, how do you feel about casual sex?
#36 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 37 #37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 38 #38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 39
It's walking like Zippy, but it sure ain't talking like Zippy.
#39 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 40
Mr. Harper, we were just making out.
#40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 41
Well, the same thing applies to the human tongue.
#41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 42
Here, tell you what.
#42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 43
He's acting like my Uncle Charlie.
#43 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 44
I mean, I still haven't processed the grief
#44 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 45
My best friend.
#45 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 46 #46 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 47
and I'm the United-freakin'- Nations.
#47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 48
Hey, the only reason people are worried about me is 'cause
#48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 49
Hey, you remember that shrink that you sent me to?
#49 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 50
I'll tell you what, why don't you get some rest,
#50 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 51
What's your name?
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