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Season 9  "The Squat and the Hover"  9x6

Aired 14 years ago - Oct 24, 2011

Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 1
♪ Men. ♪
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 2
Uh-huh. So, uh, so this is all...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 3
This-- wedding video.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 4
Well, the half that she gave me.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 5
I'm going to sell this place and move to New York.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 6
Like a shrink?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 7
You can't blame his shrink for that.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 8
♪ Men. ♪
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 9
That's not an angry gesture. This is an angry gesture.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 10
No, and I don't want to talk about it.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 11
Oh.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 12
Well, after Dad left, she raised me by herself.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 13
Hello.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 14
She did everything for me.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 15
That Bridget's right and I am emotionally immature?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 16
That's the last thing my dad said before he disappeared.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 17
I'm thinking three times a week.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 18
was I really having sex with my mother?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 19
Bye.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 20
Uh, I would like a jumbo hot dog,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 21
It's my wife.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 22
I mean, you're prettier, but he's more...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 23
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 24
Hey, Alan, Hi.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 25
More like Mogadishu, cleft palates and burn victims.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 26
Um, we should go.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 27
What a loser.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 28
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 29
He is to you as you are to me as I am to a howler monkey.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 30
Um, your wife clearly attracts some extraordinary men.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 31
What do you mean?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 32
Are you kidding me? It was perfect.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 33
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 34
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 35
It's nice to meet you, Danny.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 36
Kiki.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 37
Maybe I have to spell it out for you.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 38
Cheers.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 39
I just make it a home.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 40
and then flip them over to our team?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 41
So you used me.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 42
Now, are we gonna do this?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 43
Uh... I guess my first hint
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 44
So when did you come out?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 45
So, girlfriend, scale of one to ten,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 46
I still don't understand.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 47
So how'd your wife react when you told her you were gay?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 48
Yeah, you know, I-I... love him.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 49
Really?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 50
Sorry. I'm sorry.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 2
Uh-huh. So, uh, so this is all...
#2 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 3
This-- wedding video.
#3 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 4
Well, the half that she gave me.
#4 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 5
I'm going to sell this place and move to New York.
#5 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 6
Like a shrink?
#6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 7
You can't blame his shrink for that.
#7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 8
♪ Men. ♪
#8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 9
That's not an angry gesture. This is an angry gesture.
#9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 10
No, and I don't want to talk about it.
#10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 11
Oh.
#11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 12
Well, after Dad left, she raised me by herself.
#12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 13
Hello.
#13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 14
She did everything for me.
#14 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 15
That Bridget's right and I am emotionally immature?
#15 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 16
That's the last thing my dad said before he disappeared.
#16 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 17
I'm thinking three times a week.
#17 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 18
was I really having sex with my mother?
#18 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 19
Bye.
#19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 20
Uh, I would like a jumbo hot dog,
#20 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 21
It's my wife.
#21 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 22
I mean, you're prettier, but he's more...
#22 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 23 #23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 24
Hey, Alan, Hi.
#24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 25
More like Mogadishu, cleft palates and burn victims.
#25 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 26
Um, we should go.
#26 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 27
What a loser.
#27 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 28 #28 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 29
He is to you as you are to me as I am to a howler monkey.
#29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 30
Um, your wife clearly attracts some extraordinary men.
#30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 31
What do you mean?
#31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 32
Are you kidding me? It was perfect.
#32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 33 #33 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 34 #34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 35
It's nice to meet you, Danny.
#35 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 36
Kiki.
#36 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 37
Maybe I have to spell it out for you.
#37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 38
Cheers.
#38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 39
I just make it a home.
#39 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 40
and then flip them over to our team?
#40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 41
So you used me.
#41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 42
Now, are we gonna do this?
#42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 43
Uh... I guess my first hint
#43 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 44
So when did you come out?
#44 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 45
So, girlfriend, scale of one to ten,
#45 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 46
I still don't understand.
#46 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 47
So how'd your wife react when you told her you were gay?
#47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 48
Yeah, you know, I-I... love him.
#48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 49
Really?
#49 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 50
Sorry. I'm sorry.
#50