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Season 9  "Big Girls Don't Throw Food"  9x3

Aired 13 years ago - Oct 03, 2011

Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 1
Uh, Judith, Judith.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 2
Dishonestly.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 3
Nice kid with the big head?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 4
Yeah, but you're a handsome billionaire.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 5
He's a great kid.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 6
Wow. Denial isn't just a river in South America.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 7
It's just temporary.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 8
No, I'll get the air mattress out of the garage.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 9
Fine.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 10
Don't come crying to me when she starts driving you crazy.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 11
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 12
♪ Men. ♪
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 13
Well, that's a stupid rule.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 14
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 15
(sighs)
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 16
Your deal is you got no deal.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 17
Heck yeah.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 18
I'm too freakin' smart.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 19
(blowing)
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 20
What do you want, Jake?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 21
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 22
Walden and I have that in common.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 23
How many zeros in a million, Jake?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 24
you're not a prodigy.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 25
Of course, I'm the dummy sleeping on the floor.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 26
Sure.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 27
Oh, yeah, I told him that's what I did.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 28
So you really quit high school?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 29
But your sneakers don't match each other.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 30
keep in mind that kids like him are looking for role models,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 31
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 32
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 33
Really? I got to sit?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 34
Much like the G-spot.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 35
the only way to reopen it is to allow time to pass.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 36
Good luck.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 37
Uh, don't blame me; blame Jake.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 38
I got to pee!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 39
We already do.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 40
(sighs) Let me finish.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 41
I got a lot more money now.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 42
What, and you don't think that's me?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 43
I know, but it's something
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 44
Those feelings don't just go away.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 45
Big girls don't throw food.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 46
(laughing)
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 47
What clock? You're a live-in.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 48
I didn't.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 49
You come back here, young man!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 50
You're Alan's ex, right?

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 2
Dishonestly.
#2 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 3
Nice kid with the big head?
#3 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 4
Yeah, but you're a handsome billionaire.
#4 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 5
He's a great kid.
#5 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 6
Wow. Denial isn't just a river in South America.
#6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 7
It's just temporary.
#7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 8
No, I'll get the air mattress out of the garage.
#8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 9
Fine.
#9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 10
Don't come crying to me when she starts driving you crazy.
#10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 11 #11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 12
♪ Men. ♪
#12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 13
Well, that's a stupid rule.
#13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 14 #14 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 15
(sighs)
#15 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 16
Your deal is you got no deal.
#16 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 17
Heck yeah.
#17 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 18
I'm too freakin' smart.
#18 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 19
(blowing)
#19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 20
What do you want, Jake?
#20 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 21 #21 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 22
Walden and I have that in common.
#22 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 23
How many zeros in a million, Jake?
#23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 24
you're not a prodigy.
#24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 25
Of course, I'm the dummy sleeping on the floor.
#25 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 26
Sure.
#26 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 27
Oh, yeah, I told him that's what I did.
#27 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 28
So you really quit high school?
#28 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 29
But your sneakers don't match each other.
#29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 30
keep in mind that kids like him are looking for role models,
#30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 31 #31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 32 #32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 33
Really? I got to sit?
#33 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 34
Much like the G-spot.
#34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 35
the only way to reopen it is to allow time to pass.
#35 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 36
Good luck.
#36 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 37
Uh, don't blame me; blame Jake.
#37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 38
I got to pee!
#38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 39
We already do.
#39 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 40
(sighs) Let me finish.
#40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 41
I got a lot more money now.
#41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 42
What, and you don't think that's me?
#42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 43
I know, but it's something
#43 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 44
Those feelings don't just go away.
#44 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 45
Big girls don't throw food.
#45 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 46
(laughing)
#46 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 47
What clock? You're a live-in.
#47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 48
I didn't.
#48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 49
You come back here, young man!
#49 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 3 (S09E03) - 50
You're Alan's ex, right?
#50