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Season 9  "Why We Gave Up Women"  9x22

Aired 13 years ago - Apr 30, 2012

Charlie's ghost pays a visit to Alan after he suffers a minor heart attack.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 1
Well, I... yeah, let's...
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No!
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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 4
make you better?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 5
♪ Men, men, men, men, manly men, men, men ♪
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 6
(chuckles) You're going to have to.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 7
Just check the box "Domestic Partner."
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 8
I guess there's nothing to do now but wait.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 9
I think he'd fake a shark attack.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 10
It was the form. It was just easier.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 11
That's why we gave up women. Am I right?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 12
Fan-tastic.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 13
but you're going to be fine.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 14
No, you can stay as long as you want. As long as you need.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 15
You just relax and feel better, okay?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 16
There's a tube attached to my wiener.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 17
EVELYN: My God. He's going to be okay? WALDEN: Yeah.
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JUDITH: No, we definitely should not.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 20
and I know you'd like to take care of him, but...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 21
(chuckling moan)
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 22
Ah, Alan, that hurts.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 23
Charlie's dead.
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(whispers) Charlie...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 26
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 27
to turn your life around.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 28
Did not need to know that.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 29
or the nutsack under my hooha.
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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 31
Then my work here is done.
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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 33
No, just until he gets back on his feet.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 34
The man is the herpes of houseguests.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 35
I didn't want you to have to pay one more penny for me.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 36
Are you sure?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 37
Let the man have his pride!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 38
But she's right.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 39
Yeah, well, sometimes life just isn't fair.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 40
Okay, good night.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 41
And beholden to no one.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 42
ZOEY: It's odd...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 43
What I would like to do
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 44
Hi! (giggles)
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 45
He might share some of his pot with us.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 46
So, what do you think?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 47
But aren't you proud of me? I mean, I did what you said.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 48
But I-I-I thought you wanted me to be a better person.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 49
What's so horrible about it?
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Men...

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 2
No!
#2 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 3 #3 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 4
make you better?
#4 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 5
♪ Men, men, men, men, manly men, men, men ♪
#5 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 6
(chuckles) You're going to have to.
#6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 7
Just check the box "Domestic Partner."
#7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 8
I guess there's nothing to do now but wait.
#8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 9
I think he'd fake a shark attack.
#9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 10
It was the form. It was just easier.
#10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 11
That's why we gave up women. Am I right?
#11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 12
Fan-tastic.
#12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 13
but you're going to be fine.
#13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 14
No, you can stay as long as you want. As long as you need.
#14 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 15
You just relax and feel better, okay?
#15 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 16
There's a tube attached to my wiener.
#16 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 17
EVELYN: My God. He's going to be okay? WALDEN: Yeah.
#17 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 18 #18 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 19
JUDITH: No, we definitely should not.
#19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 20
and I know you'd like to take care of him, but...
#20 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 21
(chuckling moan)
#21 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 22
Ah, Alan, that hurts.
#22 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 23
Charlie's dead.
#23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 24 #24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 25
(whispers) Charlie...
#25 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 26 #26 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 27
to turn your life around.
#27 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 28
Did not need to know that.
#28 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 29
or the nutsack under my hooha.
#29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 30 #30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 31
Then my work here is done.
#31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 32 #32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 33
No, just until he gets back on his feet.
#33 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 34
The man is the herpes of houseguests.
#34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 35
I didn't want you to have to pay one more penny for me.
#35 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 36
Are you sure?
#36 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 37
Let the man have his pride!
#37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 38
But she's right.
#38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 39
Yeah, well, sometimes life just isn't fair.
#39 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 40
Okay, good night.
#40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 41
And beholden to no one.
#41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 42
ZOEY: It's odd...
#42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 43
What I would like to do
#43 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 44
Hi! (giggles)
#44 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 45
He might share some of his pot with us.
#45 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 46
So, what do you think?
#46 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 47
But aren't you proud of me? I mean, I did what you said.
#47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 48
But I-I-I thought you wanted me to be a better person.
#48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 49
What's so horrible about it?
#49 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 22 (S09E22) - 50
Men...
#50