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Season 9  "Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'"  9x21

Aired 12 years ago - Apr 16, 2012

Zoey and her daughter move in with Walden; Alan gets more than he bargained for with Lyndsey.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 1
♪ Two and a Half Men 9x21 ♪ Mr. Hose Says Yes Original Air Date on April 16, 2012
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 2
I just wanted to give you a heads up
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 3
All right, look, it's not going to be any extra work for you.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 4
You know, once upon a time,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 5
My point being, fool me once, shame on you.
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No.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 7
in a Malibu beach house.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 8
Oh, she's so excited, she didn't sleep at all last night.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 9
the new queen of the castle,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 10
So, um, I'm just going to stay with Lyndsey.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 11
Okay, you two have fun.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 12
No, that's actually worse.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 13
Yeah, and what do you want, you dirty girl?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 14
Am I the naughty plumber
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 15
All right.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 16
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 17
Ava, come on. No, she's fine.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 18
The sweet, sweet smell of freedom.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 19
Well...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 20
♪ I come home in the morning light ♪
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 21
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 22
♪ But girls, they want to have fun ♪
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 23
♪ Oh, girls, they want to have fun ♪
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 24
♪ Men. ♪
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 25
to replace a fuse. No kidding?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 26
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 27
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 28
That's too bright.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 29
No. Why, did you find some funny magazines?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 30
What about it?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 31
Okay, okay, good night.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 32
Pellegrino would be fine.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 33
Till they had kids.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 34
Daddy like. Mmm...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 35
Really? With a dead hand and the beginnings of an erection?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 36
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 37
Who keeps their weed in the crisper?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 38
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 39
Just give me a minute.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 40
Corn Flakes or Cheerios or...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 41
Those pain pills starting to kick in yet?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 42
- Mr. Nose says, "No," but Mr. - "Yes""
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 43
Let's just get this belt and zipper undone.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 44
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 45
Yeah. The eggs were too runny,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 46
I can't do this, Berta.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 47
Yeah.
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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 49
Yeah, just...
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Oh, boy.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 2
I just wanted to give you a heads up
#2 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 3
All right, look, it's not going to be any extra work for you.
#3 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 4
You know, once upon a time,
#4 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 5
My point being, fool me once, shame on you.
#5 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 6
No.
#6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 7
in a Malibu beach house.
#7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 8
Oh, she's so excited, she didn't sleep at all last night.
#8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 9
the new queen of the castle,
#9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 10
So, um, I'm just going to stay with Lyndsey.
#10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 11
Okay, you two have fun.
#11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 12
No, that's actually worse.
#12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 13
Yeah, and what do you want, you dirty girl?
#13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 14
Am I the naughty plumber
#14 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 15
All right.
#15 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 16 #16 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 17
Ava, come on. No, she's fine.
#17 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 18
The sweet, sweet smell of freedom.
#18 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 19
Well...
#19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 20
♪ I come home in the morning light ♪
#20 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 21 #21 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 22
♪ But girls, they want to have fun ♪
#22 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 23
♪ Oh, girls, they want to have fun ♪
#23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 24
♪ Men. ♪
#24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 25
to replace a fuse. No kidding?
#25 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 26 #26 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 27 #27 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 28
That's too bright.
#28 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 29
No. Why, did you find some funny magazines?
#29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 30
What about it?
#30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 31
Okay, okay, good night.
#31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 32
Pellegrino would be fine.
#32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 33
Till they had kids.
#33 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 34
Daddy like. Mmm...
#34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 35
Really? With a dead hand and the beginnings of an erection?
#35 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 36 #36 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 37
Who keeps their weed in the crisper?
#37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 38 #38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 39
Just give me a minute.
#39 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 40
Corn Flakes or Cheerios or...
#40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 41
Those pain pills starting to kick in yet?
#41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 42
- Mr. Nose says, "No," but Mr. - "Yes""
#42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 43
Let's just get this belt and zipper undone.
#43 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 44 #44 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 45
Yeah. The eggs were too runny,
#45 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 46
I can't do this, Berta.
#46 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 47
Yeah.
#47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 48 #48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 49
Yeah, just...
#49 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 21 (S09E21) - 50
Oh, boy.
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