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Season 9  "The War Against Gingivitis"  9x18

Aired 13 years ago - Feb 27, 2012

Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 1
How about that.
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Yeah. Why?
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Oh, I've never heard you mention him before.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 4
No wonder you hate him.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 5
and I'm here to drop another smart bomb of truth!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 6
Yes, you are. You are pretty.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 7
You know what I'm gonna do, Walden?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 8
Watch this one.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 9
Yeah.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 10
is being the best... guy ever.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 11
♪ Ah. ♪ ♪ Men. ♪
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 12
Surprise.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 13
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 14
Well, you know, I cut out sugar and took up yoga,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 15
Oh, yeah, Bridget told me about you.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 16
Hold up, Billy.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 17
Uh... I-I have Netflix.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 18
Got a second?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 19
lonely enough and drunk enough, everybody's a girl.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 20
I kinda felt sorry for the guy.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 21
upstream grid perambulation?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 22
Is it really worth a billion dollars?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 23
we can finally build The Electric Suitcase?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 24
and psychotic jealousy joining forces to...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 25
Wald, come on, man.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 26
Frivolously suing him for $100 million.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 27
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 28
I don't wanna.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 29
Us? Us?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 30
You wanted to call it MusicAlgorithm.com.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 31
Easy does it, guys.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 32
I heard that, I knew that was the name.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 33
split it up into little chunks that can be handled
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 34
and then we'll just go from there.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 35
for Red Bull and Hot Pockets.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 36
The sad thing is I don't really have any old friends.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 37
Oh, where'd she go?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 38
Hey, pal, what's up?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 39
If you really have to go,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 40
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 41
I don't have to cross my legs, either.
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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 43
print this routine as a backup.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 44
Why'd you bring me soup?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 45
You have been in my life longer than both my husbands
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 46
You know, the salty sense of humor,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 47
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 48
Who's Shermie?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 49
Okay.
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Something you should know.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 2
Yeah. Why?
#2 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 3
Oh, I've never heard you mention him before.
#3 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 4
No wonder you hate him.
#4 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 5
and I'm here to drop another smart bomb of truth!
#5 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 6
Yes, you are. You are pretty.
#6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 7
You know what I'm gonna do, Walden?
#7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 8
Watch this one.
#8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 9
Yeah.
#9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 10
is being the best... guy ever.
#10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 11
♪ Ah. ♪ ♪ Men. ♪
#11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 12
Surprise.
#12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 13 #13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 14
Well, you know, I cut out sugar and took up yoga,
#14 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 15
Oh, yeah, Bridget told me about you.
#15 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 16
Hold up, Billy.
#16 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 17
Uh... I-I have Netflix.
#17 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 18
Got a second?
#18 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 19
lonely enough and drunk enough, everybody's a girl.
#19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 20
I kinda felt sorry for the guy.
#20 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 21
upstream grid perambulation?
#21 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 22
Is it really worth a billion dollars?
#22 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 23
we can finally build The Electric Suitcase?
#23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 24
and psychotic jealousy joining forces to...
#24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 25
Wald, come on, man.
#25 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 26
Frivolously suing him for $100 million.
#26 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 27 #27 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 28
I don't wanna.
#28 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 29
Us? Us?
#29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 30
You wanted to call it MusicAlgorithm.com.
#30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 31
Easy does it, guys.
#31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 32
I heard that, I knew that was the name.
#32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 33
split it up into little chunks that can be handled
#33 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 34
and then we'll just go from there.
#34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 35
for Red Bull and Hot Pockets.
#35 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 36
The sad thing is I don't really have any old friends.
#36 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 37
Oh, where'd she go?
#37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 38
Hey, pal, what's up?
#38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 39
If you really have to go,
#39 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 40 #40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 41
I don't have to cross my legs, either.
#41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 42 #42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 43
print this routine as a backup.
#43 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 44
Why'd you bring me soup?
#44 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 45
You have been in my life longer than both my husbands
#45 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 46
You know, the salty sense of humor,
#46 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 47 #47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 48
Who's Shermie?
#48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 49
Okay.
#49 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 50
Something you should know.
#50