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Season 9  "Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy"  9x16

Aired 13 years ago - Feb 13, 2012

When a huge storm keeps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lindsay at home on Valentine's Day, conflict brews and relationships are strained.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 1
No to Pavarotti, yes to Cee Lo Green.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 2
Mm, but you're not.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 3
Um, you said...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 4
Your poop stinks, honey.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 5
What could Walden possibly see in that,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 6
Are you saying you like her body?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 7
Who know...? She's crazy.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 8
You're terrible.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 9
Let me make it up to you.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 10
She's rubbing my nose in it.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 11
Oh! You want me to help?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 12
Oh, my God!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 13
♪ Men.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 14
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 15
Rain or shine, we got to deliver the old package.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 16
Oh.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 17
some kind of point to Lyndsey.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 18
I... had what was probably the best sex of my life last night.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 19
I was worried we might have kept you awake.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 20
That's the bad laugh.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 21
are flying for dinner tonight.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 22
Oh, don't worry about us.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 23
outside Santa Barbara where we're gonna
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 24
That's interesting.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 25
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(car horn blaring)
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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 28
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 29
I might not have a house when I get back.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 30
Call me in a few years when she's pierced and pregnant
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 31
trade school beat-down.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 32
Yeah, some of us older than others.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 33
We're all going to die.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 34
And second of all, uh, she's not that horrible.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 35
Are you defending her?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 36
That's a bad laugh.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 37
I'm out of tampons.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 38
Why don't I take that light off your head
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 39
You're so pretty.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 40
Really? In-in this weather?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 41
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 42
make such a big fuss over a little rain.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 43
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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 47
Or I could find another girlfriend.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 48
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 49
Alan's...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 50
You got to have a plan to nail him down.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 2
Mm, but you're not.
#2 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 3
Um, you said...
#3 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 4
Your poop stinks, honey.
#4 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 5
What could Walden possibly see in that,
#5 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 6
Are you saying you like her body?
#6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 7
Who know...? She's crazy.
#7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 8
You're terrible.
#8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 9
Let me make it up to you.
#9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 10
She's rubbing my nose in it.
#10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 11
Oh! You want me to help?
#11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 12
Oh, my God!
#12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 13
♪ Men.
#13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 14 #14 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 15
Rain or shine, we got to deliver the old package.
#15 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 16
Oh.
#16 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 17
some kind of point to Lyndsey.
#17 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 18
I... had what was probably the best sex of my life last night.
#18 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 19
I was worried we might have kept you awake.
#19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 20
That's the bad laugh.
#20 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 21
are flying for dinner tonight.
#21 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 22
Oh, don't worry about us.
#22 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 23
outside Santa Barbara where we're gonna
#23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 24
That's interesting.
#24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 25 #25 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 26
(car horn blaring)
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I might not have a house when I get back.
#29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 30
Call me in a few years when she's pierced and pregnant
#30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 31
trade school beat-down.
#31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 32
Yeah, some of us older than others.
#32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 33
We're all going to die.
#33 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 34
And second of all, uh, she's not that horrible.
#34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 35
Are you defending her?
#35 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 36
That's a bad laugh.
#36 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 37
I'm out of tampons.
#37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 38
Why don't I take that light off your head
#38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 39
You're so pretty.
#39 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 40
Really? In-in this weather?
#40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 41 #41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 42
make such a big fuss over a little rain.
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Or I could find another girlfriend.
#47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 48 #48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 49
Alan's...
#49 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 16 (S09E16) - 50
You got to have a plan to nail him down.
#50