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Season 9  "The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack"  9x15

Aired 13 years ago - Feb 06, 2012

Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 1
You and Eldridge's mom are dating again, right?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 2
...had so much success the first time,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 3
How do you know for sure I'm Jake?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 4
Uh, yeah, I was hiding from Zoey's daughter.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 5
What do you do to women to piss them off so much?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 6
but the sex isn't everything it could be?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 7
as long as she's taking it, I'm not leaving.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 8
Oh, she was just a cousin by marriage.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 9
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 10
You know, if there's anything I can do
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 11
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 12
I'm-I'm very uncomfortable talking about...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 13
I don't know, like role-playing.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 14
I... all I'm saying is-is that,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 15
between "carnal interludes" and what I would call it
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 16
See you.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 17
You don't say.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 18
Me, I'm just the opposite.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 19
you might try slipping her one of my special brownies.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 20
Doesn't want to get her loaded.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 21
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 22
All right. "Horny."
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 23
Now, are we gonna do this or not?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 24
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 25
We'll go to sleep, then.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 26
(chuckling): No. No.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 27
Oh... Tried that once at university.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 28
(whimpers)
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 29
Oh, good, you saw her, too.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 30
Okay, she's definitely not on the beach.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 31
Okay.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 32
Maybe she's on the beach.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 33
Taco Bell.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 34
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 35
You Americans call these chips, we call them crisps.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 36
Indeed I did a doody-deedy.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 37
But once I do, I have orgasm after orgasm,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 38
By the way, I know I haven't always
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 39
(imitating Zoey): "I just don't care for you very much."
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 40
But first, ice cream.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 41
♪ Men.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 42
I do like... you know.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 43
Hello. Nigel Pierce.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 44
Mummy, Daddy said he can't take me to the zoo.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 45
I'm a little thirsty.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 46
Underwear models?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 47
Oh, whoa!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 48
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 49
Pleased to meet you.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 50
Sir Schmidt?

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 2
...had so much success the first time,
#2 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 3
How do you know for sure I'm Jake?
#3 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 4
Uh, yeah, I was hiding from Zoey's daughter.
#4 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 5
What do you do to women to piss them off so much?
#5 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 6
but the sex isn't everything it could be?
#6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 7
as long as she's taking it, I'm not leaving.
#7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 8
Oh, she was just a cousin by marriage.
#8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 9 #9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 10
You know, if there's anything I can do
#10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 11 #11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 12
I'm-I'm very uncomfortable talking about...
#12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 13
I don't know, like role-playing.
#13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 14
I... all I'm saying is-is that,
#14 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 15
between "carnal interludes" and what I would call it
#15 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 16
See you.
#16 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 17
You don't say.
#17 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 18
Me, I'm just the opposite.
#18 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 19
you might try slipping her one of my special brownies.
#19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 20
Doesn't want to get her loaded.
#20 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 21 #21 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 22
All right. "Horny."
#22 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 23
Now, are we gonna do this or not?
#23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 24 #24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 25
We'll go to sleep, then.
#25 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 26
(chuckling): No. No.
#26 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 27
Oh... Tried that once at university.
#27 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 28
(whimpers)
#28 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 29
Oh, good, you saw her, too.
#29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 30
Okay, she's definitely not on the beach.
#30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 31
Okay.
#31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 32
Maybe she's on the beach.
#32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 33
Taco Bell.
#33 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 34 #34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 35
You Americans call these chips, we call them crisps.
#35 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 36
Indeed I did a doody-deedy.
#36 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 37
But once I do, I have orgasm after orgasm,
#37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 38
By the way, I know I haven't always
#38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 39
(imitating Zoey): "I just don't care for you very much."
#39 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 40
But first, ice cream.
#40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 41
♪ Men.
#41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 42
I do like... you know.
#42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 43
Hello. Nigel Pierce.
#43 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 44
Mummy, Daddy said he can't take me to the zoo.
#44 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 45
I'm a little thirsty.
#45 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 46
Underwear models?
#46 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 47
Oh, whoa!
#47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 48 #48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 49
Pleased to meet you.
#49 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 15 (S09E15) - 50
Sir Schmidt?
#50