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Season 9  "Slowly and in a Circular Fashion"  9x13

Aired 13 years ago - Jan 02, 2012

Walden’s ex-wife and mother try to take control of his company, so he turns to Alan for help.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 1
♪ Men, men, men, men, manly men, men, men ♪
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♪ Men. ♪ Okay, Bridget...
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burning through a lot of money recently.
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as president of Walden Loves Bridget Enterprises,
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Next, I'd like to propose doubling the budget
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Okay, okay, okay, okay.
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What do you think, Counselor? Can I fight 'em?
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Okay, the first thing I do when I get the company
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 9
to name a fourth person to the board.
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Great. Hey, do you want to be on the board of my company?
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♪ You're the one that I want, you're the one that I want ♪
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- ♪ You better shape up ♪ - Alan?
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Whatcha doing?
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Basically, all you got to do is vote with me
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Nothing to speak of. Oh.
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Well, anyway, it's great to know you're on my team.
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my new attorney and sex partner.
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Walden put me on the board.
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I call your attention to page five,
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we're gonna finish all this food.
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Alan?
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In the event of a tie vote, Walden Thoreau Schmidt,
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This isn't over, Walden.
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Then what are you talking about?
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Hi, Alan.
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I may have been born yesterday,
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Separate checks.
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good-looking man like would see that.
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Eh, we had to try.
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and just enjoy the evening?
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and polo shirt I got at a swap meet
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Right, right.
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So maybe it's time to move on.
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I have a fiduciary duty to the stockholders.
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What?! Me?!
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JAKE: Hell, yeah!
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Alan, sweetie, are you saying
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Oh, well, uh,
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I'm weak.
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All right, there's a motion on the table.
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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 2
♪ Men. ♪ Okay, Bridget...
#2 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 3
burning through a lot of money recently.
#3 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 4
as president of Walden Loves Bridget Enterprises,
#4 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 5
Next, I'd like to propose doubling the budget
#5 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 6
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
#6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 7
What do you think, Counselor? Can I fight 'em?
#7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 8
Okay, the first thing I do when I get the company
#8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 9
to name a fourth person to the board.
#9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 10
Great. Hey, do you want to be on the board of my company?
#10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 11 #11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 12
♪ You're the one that I want, you're the one that I want ♪
#12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 13
- ♪ You better shape up ♪ - Alan?
#13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 14
Whatcha doing?
#14 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 15 #15 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 16
Basically, all you got to do is vote with me
#16 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 17
Nothing to speak of. Oh.
#17 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 18
Well, anyway, it's great to know you're on my team.
#18 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 19 #19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 20
my new attorney and sex partner.
#20 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 21
Walden put me on the board.
#21 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 22
I call your attention to page five,
#22 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 23
we're gonna finish all this food.
#23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 24
Alan?
#24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 25
In the event of a tie vote, Walden Thoreau Schmidt,
#25 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 26
This isn't over, Walden.
#26 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 27
Then what are you talking about?
#27 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 28 #28 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 29
Hi, Alan.
#29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 30
I may have been born yesterday,
#30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 31
Separate checks.
#31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 32
good-looking man like would see that.
#32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 33
Eh, we had to try.
#33 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 34
and just enjoy the evening?
#34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 35 #35 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 36
and polo shirt I got at a swap meet
#36 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 37
Right, right.
#37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 38
So maybe it's time to move on.
#38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 39
I have a fiduciary duty to the stockholders.
#39 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 40
What?! Me?!
#40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 41
JAKE: Hell, yeah!
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Alan, sweetie, are you saying
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Oh, well, uh,
#47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 48
I'm weak.
#48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 13 (S09E13) - 49
All right, there's a motion on the table.
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