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Season 9  "One False Move, Zimbabwe!"  9x12

Aired 12 years ago - Dec 12, 2011

Walden's mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 1
Is that mistletoe?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 2
So, listen, uh, I want to give you a nice Christmas bonus.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 3
(ringtone playing)
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 4
Yeah, I can't wait to see you, too.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 5
In 500 feet, turn left.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 6
I-I'm sorry, what did you say?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 7
Dear Lord.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 8
Yeah, I know the tip's included.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 9
This is gonna be the best Christmas ever.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 10
Wherever she is.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 11
What would you two normally do?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 12
You want to hear a funny idea?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 13
Oh, well, you look older.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 14
(both laugh)
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 15
Well... I know what I want for Christmas.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 16
Is this the woman you don't want me to meet?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 17
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 18
he used to bring home sick, helpless animals all the time.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 19
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 20
Oh, that sounds wonderful.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 21
What?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 22
Wait, you actually had a gorilla living with you?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 23
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 24
And here's
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 25
You went as a gorilla,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 26
Wait. Why were we always hiding in the closet?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 27
You said he got sent back to the jungle.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 28
why you're making such a big deal out of this.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 29
You do realize that I spent my entire childhood
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 30
(door closes)
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 31
I had no idea he'd repressed all those childhood memories.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 32
It's slightly irregular.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 33
Did you tell me the only reason you got pregnant
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 34
Okay, flag on the play.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 35
what did you learn?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 36
Oh, Walden, what are you doing here?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 37
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 38
How do you do?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 39
Well... I really couldn't say.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 40
My entire life is a lie.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 41
The Commander and I have often traveled to Africa on safari.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 42
♪ Men. ♪
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 43
Yeah. His father.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 44
He, what?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 45
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 46
I'm trying to impress your mother.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 47
Be careful. If you fall, you'll die.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 48
What about Magilla?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 49
and they just kept ringing that damn doorbell.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 50
It's all right!

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 2
So, listen, uh, I want to give you a nice Christmas bonus.
#2 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 3
(ringtone playing)
#3 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 4
Yeah, I can't wait to see you, too.
#4 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 5
In 500 feet, turn left.
#5 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 6
I-I'm sorry, what did you say?
#6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 7
Dear Lord.
#7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 8
Yeah, I know the tip's included.
#8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 9
This is gonna be the best Christmas ever.
#9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 10
Wherever she is.
#10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 11
What would you two normally do?
#11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 12
You want to hear a funny idea?
#12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 13
Oh, well, you look older.
#13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 14
(both laugh)
#14 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 15
Well... I know what I want for Christmas.
#15 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 16
Is this the woman you don't want me to meet?
#16 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 17 #17 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 18
he used to bring home sick, helpless animals all the time.
#18 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 19 #19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 20
Oh, that sounds wonderful.
#20 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 21
What?
#21 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 22
Wait, you actually had a gorilla living with you?
#22 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 23 #23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 24
And here's
#24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 25
You went as a gorilla,
#25 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 26
Wait. Why were we always hiding in the closet?
#26 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 27
You said he got sent back to the jungle.
#27 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 28
why you're making such a big deal out of this.
#28 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 29
You do realize that I spent my entire childhood
#29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 30
(door closes)
#30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 31
I had no idea he'd repressed all those childhood memories.
#31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 32
It's slightly irregular.
#32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 33
Did you tell me the only reason you got pregnant
#33 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 34
Okay, flag on the play.
#34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 35
what did you learn?
#35 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 36
Oh, Walden, what are you doing here?
#36 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 37 #37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 38
How do you do?
#38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 39
Well... I really couldn't say.
#39 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 40
My entire life is a lie.
#40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 41
The Commander and I have often traveled to Africa on safari.
#41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 42
♪ Men. ♪
#42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 43
Yeah. His father.
#43 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 44
He, what?
#44 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 45 #45 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 46
I'm trying to impress your mother.
#46 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 47
Be careful. If you fall, you'll die.
#47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 48
What about Magilla?
#48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 49
and they just kept ringing that damn doorbell.
#49 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 12 (S09E12) - 50
It's all right!
#50