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Season 9  "A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes"  9x10

Aired 13 years ago - Nov 21, 2011

Walden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world.

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Now what can I use to complete my little Ponzi scheme?
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Oh, I know that game--
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that picks the food out of a hippo's teeth.
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Indeed I did.
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I want a quarter of a million anything.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 9
♪ Men. ♪
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 10
Quicken 95, Lotus 1-2-3... um... WordPerfect, Tetris.
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To be clear, they took the boy out of the bubble
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 12
'Cause these aren't real diamonds.
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Ooh.
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Where's your broom?
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Hundred bucks! Thanks, boss.
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If, you know, Superman was a... vagina.
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In retrospect, I should've had them made out of poop and tears.
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My precious!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 24
Uh, it's complicated.
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- You don't, do you? - Not at all.
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She decided she didn't want to be married anymore,
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The furniture?
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Oh, you regret it?
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Mmm, I noticed the bright white tan line.
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All right, I'm a lawyer.
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Oh, sure, I can see that. (chuckles)
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Hi, again.
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Oh...
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What are you looking to get for it?
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♪ Men. ♪
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around a while before you introduce him-- me.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 40
Face it, you're not ready to be dating yet.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 41
♪ Men. ♪
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Oh. So much for Jake's lucky condom, huh?
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Well, I might as well put my ring back on.
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(weakly): Oh, good.
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You leave your clothes on the beach,
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What do you mean, why? I need money.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 2
Oh, I know that game--
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that picks the food out of a hippo's teeth.
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Indeed I did.
#7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 8
I want a quarter of a million anything.
#8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 9
♪ Men. ♪
#9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 10
Quicken 95, Lotus 1-2-3... um... WordPerfect, Tetris.
#10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 11
To be clear, they took the boy out of the bubble
#11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 12
'Cause these aren't real diamonds.
#12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 13
Ooh.
#13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 14 #14 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 15
Where's your broom?
#15 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 16
Hundred bucks! Thanks, boss.
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If, you know, Superman was a... vagina.
#19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 20
In retrospect, I should've had them made out of poop and tears.
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My precious!
#23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 24
Uh, it's complicated.
#24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 25
- You don't, do you? - Not at all.
#25 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 26
She decided she didn't want to be married anymore,
#26 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 27
The furniture?
#27 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 28
Oh, you regret it?
#28 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 29 #29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 30
Mmm, I noticed the bright white tan line.
#30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 31
All right, I'm a lawyer.
#31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 32
Oh, sure, I can see that. (chuckles)
#32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 33
Hi, again.
#33 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 34
Oh...
#34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 35
What are you looking to get for it?
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♪ Men. ♪
#37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 38
around a while before you introduce him-- me.
#38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 39
Oh, I'm sorry.
#39 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 40
Face it, you're not ready to be dating yet.
#40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 41
♪ Men. ♪
#41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 42 #42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 43
Oh. So much for Jake's lucky condom, huh?
#43 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 44
Well, I might as well put my ring back on.
#44 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 45 #45 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 46
(weakly): Oh, good.
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You leave your clothes on the beach,
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What do you mean, why? I need money.
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