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Season 2  "A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana"  2x7

Aired 21 years ago - Nov 08, 2004

Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 1
- So, what's new, Mom? - Well, if you really care...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 2
It's the highest honor the real-estate community can bestow.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 3
- I mean, we love and respect you... - But why here?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 4
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 5
Big kiss. Love you all.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 6
Jake, look. There's a pelican on the deck.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 7
I do. Now, what about this stupid party?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 8
She's my sister. Her husband left. I'm trying to get her back on her feet.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 9
Hey, you Charlie?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 10
Same mom. Dad's a little iffy.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 11
Well, that's why they make bourbon.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 12
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 13
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 14
"Hey, hamburger, guess what's gonna happen to you."
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 15
...who huffs nail-polish remover between appointments.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 16
- Daisy! - In here!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 17
I'm coming down there.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 18
...full of corn pads, used lottery tickets and insulin.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 19
She didn't leave it to you. You were just the first one back after she flatlined.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 20
How about stuffed mushrooms? Everybody loves those.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 21
No husband, no one to do your nails, and blocks where your house used to be.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 22
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 23
You spoil that dog. Anyway, I'm staying at a motel tonight.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 24
- So I can eat this? - No.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 25
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 26
- What's going on? - I'll tell you what's going on.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 27
We've got 50 people coming in a couple of hours.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 28
- Why pick her up? - Grandma likes to drink.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 29
I don't want a refund.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 30
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 31
Ever since Mom spit her out, she got everything she wanted.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 32
What if you went ahead and made a couple dozen of those little egg rolls?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 33
So you can drink.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 34
- Why don't you wanna go to your party? - Please, it isn't a party.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 35
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 36
Miserable bastards.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 37
Okay, you know what? Go, don't go. I don't care.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 38
...that the guest of honor could not be bothered to show up.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 39
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 40
She threw them away on chasing after men with drinking problems...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 41
...she had this crush on our cousin Jimmy...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 42
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 43
Okay.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 44
Alrighty, is there a number where she can reach you?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 45
- Anything else? - No, that's it.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 46
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 47
...so you should make up with your sister and finish cooking.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 48
She said that you have strayed from your path and to follow your bliss...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 49
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 50
Yeah, but what if they weren't?

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 2
It's the highest honor the real-estate community can bestow.
#2 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 3
- I mean, we love and respect you... - But why here?
#3 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 4 #4 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 5
Big kiss. Love you all.
#5 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 6
Jake, look. There's a pelican on the deck.
#6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 7
I do. Now, what about this stupid party?
#7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 8
She's my sister. Her husband left. I'm trying to get her back on her feet.
#8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 9
Hey, you Charlie?
#9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 10
Same mom. Dad's a little iffy.
#10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 11
Well, that's why they make bourbon.
#11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 12 #12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 13 #13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 14
"Hey, hamburger, guess what's gonna happen to you."
#14 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 15
...who huffs nail-polish remover between appointments.
#15 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 16
- Daisy! - In here!
#16 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 17
I'm coming down there.
#17 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 18
...full of corn pads, used lottery tickets and insulin.
#18 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 19
She didn't leave it to you. You were just the first one back after she flatlined.
#19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 20
How about stuffed mushrooms? Everybody loves those.
#20 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 21
No husband, no one to do your nails, and blocks where your house used to be.
#21 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 22 #22 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 23
You spoil that dog. Anyway, I'm staying at a motel tonight.
#23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 24
- So I can eat this? - No.
#24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 25 #25 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 26
- What's going on? - I'll tell you what's going on.
#26 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 27
We've got 50 people coming in a couple of hours.
#27 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 28
- Why pick her up? - Grandma likes to drink.
#28 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 29
I don't want a refund.
#29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 30 #30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 31
Ever since Mom spit her out, she got everything she wanted.
#31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 32
What if you went ahead and made a couple dozen of those little egg rolls?
#32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 33
So you can drink.
#33 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 34
- Why don't you wanna go to your party? - Please, it isn't a party.
#34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 35 #35 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 36
Miserable bastards.
#36 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 37
Okay, you know what? Go, don't go. I don't care.
#37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 38
...that the guest of honor could not be bothered to show up.
#38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 39 #39 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 40
She threw them away on chasing after men with drinking problems...
#40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 41
...she had this crush on our cousin Jimmy...
#41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 42 #42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 43
Okay.
#43 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 44
Alrighty, is there a number where she can reach you?
#44 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 45
- Anything else? - No, that's it.
#45 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 46 #46 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 47
...so you should make up with your sister and finish cooking.
#47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 48
She said that you have strayed from your path and to follow your bliss...
#48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 49 #49 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 50
Yeah, but what if they weren't?
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