S2 E12
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Season 2  "A Lungful of Alan"  2x12

Aired 17 years ago - Jan 03, 2005

Alan is jealous of Charlie when an old classmate, who's now a beautiful woman, seems to be more interested in Charlie.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 1
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 2
Fresh as a summer breeze Clean as a mountain spring
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 3
Well, it's not pride so much as the satisfaction I get from helping people.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 4
A session of Dungeons & Dragons. Like the old days, you know?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 5
Thank you.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 6
And yet you never erected anything on the site.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 7
- You could never get? - Exactly.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 8
- Okay, forget it. - No, no. Happy birthday to me.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 9
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 10
That's... That's true. It would be different. But still good.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 11
Okay, great. Then I will see you both tomorrow.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 12
- All right, fine. I won't go. - Thank you.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 13
Let me tell you something. You're coming with us, whether you like it or not.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 14
She'll never believe I drive a Mercedes.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 15
Well...
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 16
Guilty.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 17
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 18
...and my blouse came unbuttoned, and Alan, instead of sneaking a peek...
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 19
Well, there you go. A gentleman. A better man than I.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 20
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 21
Forget that. What the hell are you doing?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 22
- How? - How? Look at where I'm sitting.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 23
I'm just trying to help, Alan. Well, how about that? I do have to pee.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 24
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 25
He puts himself down, but he is truly a wonderful man.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 26
Does he complain about us cramping his style? No.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 27
Can we get the damn check, please?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 28
Oh, we do all kinds of father-son things.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 29
I mean, he is a great kid.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 30
Thank you so much. I had a wonderful time.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 31
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 32
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 33
And maybe rustles up a little tail.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 34
Okay, Sky Captain. Ready to go?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 35
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 36
- Don't yell. - Give me that.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 37
Go get the plane.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 38
Yep.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 39
This is all I could find.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 40
Who's the tall guy next to you?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 41
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 42
I mean, there's no reason we couldn't try to be...
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 43
I thought you were gonna be busy.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 44
- Why can't you make it for yourself? - Remember what happened last time?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 45
I would never say this to Alan, but I don't really care much for children.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 46
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 47
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 48
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 49
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 50
It's the reason I haven't eaten a carbohydrate since college.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 2
Fresh as a summer breeze Clean as a mountain spring
#2
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 3
Well, it's not pride so much as the satisfaction I get from helping people.
#3
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 4
A session of Dungeons & Dragons. Like the old days, you know?
#4
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 5
Thank you.
#5
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 6
And yet you never erected anything on the site.
#6
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 7
- You could never get? - Exactly.
#7
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 8
- Okay, forget it. - No, no. Happy birthday to me.
#8
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 9 #9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 10
That's... That's true. It would be different. But still good.
#10
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 11
Okay, great. Then I will see you both tomorrow.
#11
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 12
- All right, fine. I won't go. - Thank you.
#12
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 13
Let me tell you something. You're coming with us, whether you like it or not.
#13
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 14
She'll never believe I drive a Mercedes.
#14
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 15
Well...
#15
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 16
Guilty.
#16
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...and my blouse came unbuttoned, and Alan, instead of sneaking a peek...
#18
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 19
Well, there you go. A gentleman. A better man than I.
#19
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 20 #20 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 21
Forget that. What the hell are you doing?
#21
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- How? - How? Look at where I'm sitting.
#22
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I'm just trying to help, Alan. Well, how about that? I do have to pee.
#23
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He puts himself down, but he is truly a wonderful man.
#25
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 26
Does he complain about us cramping his style? No.
#26
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 27
Can we get the damn check, please?
#27
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 28
Oh, we do all kinds of father-son things.
#28
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 29
I mean, he is a great kid.
#29
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 30
Thank you so much. I had a wonderful time.
#30
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 31 #31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 32 #32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 33
And maybe rustles up a little tail.
#33
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 34
Okay, Sky Captain. Ready to go?
#34
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 35 #35 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 36
- Don't yell. - Give me that.
#36
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 37
Go get the plane.
#37
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 38
Yep.
#38
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 39
This is all I could find.
#39
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 40
Who's the tall guy next to you?
#40
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 41 #41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 42
I mean, there's no reason we couldn't try to be...
#42
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 43
I thought you were gonna be busy.
#43
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 44
- Why can't you make it for yourself? - Remember what happened last time?
#44
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 45
I would never say this to Alan, but I don't really care much for children.
#45
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It's the reason I haven't eaten a carbohydrate since college.
#50