S2 E13
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Season 2  "Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)"  2x13

Aired 17 years ago - Jan 17, 2005

After an earthquake hits, Judith's house is damaged and she needs a place to stay. So Alan decides to invite her to stay with him and Charlie, without getting Charlie's permission. Charlie isn't happy with this, but accepts it. Alan becomes jealous when Judith goes on a date, and asks Charlie to find him a date, so that he can show Judith that he dates as well.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 2
Charlie, I know this is a big imposition. I really appreciate you inviting me.
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I promise I'll be out of here in a couple of days.
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I use those whenever I drop my watch in the toilet.
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I don't want any salad.
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Technically, it's my house, his rules.
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Why? Your mom and I may not be living together anymore, but we're still friends.
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The important thing is we're making an effort to be nicer to each other.
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Hey.
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I just tucked Jake in. He loves you very much.
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Well, I got laid this morning.
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Just watching a little TV.
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Oh, right. And she's not really a girl.
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Yeah, well, it was hard for me.
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Anybody here?
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- What? - That's your brother's ex-wife out there.
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Can't get away with much when they compare notes.
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You know, with a friend. I guess it's a date of some sort.
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Yeah, except the people you're seeing are in magazines and videos.
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- Okay. I'm leaving. - Oh, have fun.
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- Alan? - Oh, you remember me?
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...now.
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You know what, you haven't changed at all.
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- He's at our house. - How come?
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- No. - Are you gonna buy a new house?
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Oh, good, there's a twist. You see, that's what makes a good story.
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- Are you finished? - Did I mention I told you so?
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While your ex-wife is sitting in the house that belongs to me.
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It would be different if Judith and I were both dating.
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- Anything else? - And smart.
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- Really? - Yeah. Hard to believe, huh?
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- She picks you up? - Well, what can I say?
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You are so good for my ego.
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I'm betting you will.
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