S2 E21
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Season 2  "A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On"  2x21

Aired 17 years ago - May 02, 2005

Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry has died. They all attend the funeral, including Jake who is excited at the opportunity of seeing a ""dead guy"". Charlie is excited by the opportunity of a newly single widow, and Alan is just happy to pay his respects to Harry.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 1
...and held on to that stately six-bedroom, four-bath Colonial...
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Let me get this straight.
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With the chubby daughter who was so grateful?
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Okay, then. The funeral is tomorrow.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 5
Just because you divorce doesn't mean you no longer have feelings.
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- Fine, you stay here with Uncle Charlie. - Cool.
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You betrayed me by communicating with that son of a bitch after I divorced him?
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Doesn't your soul qualify?
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Okay, Jake. I'm going to pick up your grandmother.
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I thought about it and realized, even if I didn't like the guy...
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- Jake, you're coming with us. - I don't wanna.
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- Jake? - Oh, right.
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You okay, Mom?
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I may have glossed over the details with you boys just a skosh.
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Yes, I've been blessed with both children and grandchildren.
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She doesn't look very unhappy, does she?
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Kiss it on the mouth, if you will.
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...at my Malibu beach house when he lost his wife.
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And when you think about it, Harry isn't really dead either.
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Excuse me a moment.
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Usually drunk and on top of somebody.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 28
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...rambling around all by yourself in that big, drafty, six-bedroom Colonial...
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...because this is a seller's market. - Excuse me.
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Hey, where's Jake?
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- Jake. - How do you know my name?
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Okay, well, let's... Let's take a look.
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- How did he die? - He just got old.
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Okay, there are other people waiting to pay their respects.
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...and maybe some of the stuff between us may have been my fault.
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For everything, there is a season.
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Not now, Jake.
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...I was just a hot young widow with bills to pay...
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It wasn't easy being a substitute father...
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Stand up, Christine. Let everybody have a look at you.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I'm being disrespectful to the grieving widow.

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Let me get this straight.
#2
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With the chubby daughter who was so grateful?
#3
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Okay, then. The funeral is tomorrow.
#4
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 5
Just because you divorce doesn't mean you no longer have feelings.
#5
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 6
- Fine, you stay here with Uncle Charlie. - Cool.
#6
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 21 (S02E21) - 7
You betrayed me by communicating with that son of a bitch after I divorced him?
#7
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Doesn't your soul qualify?
#9
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Okay, Jake. I'm going to pick up your grandmother.
#10
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I thought about it and realized, even if I didn't like the guy...
#11
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- Jake, you're coming with us. - I don't wanna.
#12
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- Jake? - Oh, right.
#14
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You okay, Mom?
#15
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I may have glossed over the details with you boys just a skosh.
#16
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Yes, I've been blessed with both children and grandchildren.
#21
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She doesn't look very unhappy, does she?
#22
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Kiss it on the mouth, if you will.
#23
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...at my Malibu beach house when he lost his wife.
#24
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And when you think about it, Harry isn't really dead either.
#25
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Excuse me a moment.
#26
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Usually drunk and on top of somebody.
#27
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...rambling around all by yourself in that big, drafty, six-bedroom Colonial...
#29
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...because this is a seller's market. - Excuse me.
#30
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Hey, where's Jake?
#32
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- Jake. - How do you know my name?
#33
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Okay, well, let's... Let's take a look.
#34
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- How did he die? - He just got old.
#35
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Okay, there are other people waiting to pay their respects.
#36
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...and maybe some of the stuff between us may have been my fault.
#39
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For everything, there is a season.
#43
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Not now, Jake.
#45
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...I was just a hot young widow with bills to pay...
#47
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It wasn't easy being a substitute father...
#48
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Stand up, Christine. Let everybody have a look at you.
#49
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Oh, I'm sorry. I'm being disrespectful to the grieving widow.
#50