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Season 2  "Enjoy Those Garlic Balls"  2x2

Aired 19 years ago - Sep 27, 2004

Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician, and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 1
I'll bring this little fella back to Judith, and clean the slate.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 2
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Charlie, look at this. What is this? "The Harpers."
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 4
Come on, ring the bell.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 5
Dr. Melnick. Is Jake all right?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 6
Oh, okay.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 7
Why don't I just get back in the hot tub and give you guys a minute.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 8
It's symbolic.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 9
Wait, wait, wait.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 10
My ex-wife is sleeping with our pediatrician.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 11
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 12
She said it made her hair frizzy.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 13
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 14
You provided the woman and the hot tub.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 15
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 16
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 17
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 18
I wouldn't come over if I'd been told he wasn't here.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 19
Gee, I'd love to, but I got my regular Sunday morning softball game.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 20
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 21
And I came by to tell you it won't happen again.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 22
Up and out this early on a Saturday? Good for her.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 23
Alan, I gotta tell you, this is a little awkward...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 24
So let me make you some coffee.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 25
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 26
Whenever I come, you do everything you can to avoid spending time with me.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 27
Charlie, look at me.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 28
- Okay, I'm out of here. - No, no, wait, Berta.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 29
- Berta, I'm begging you. - Oh, all right.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 30
Coffee, juice, and my secret stash of Mint Milanos...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 31
- My wife passed away. - Oh, I'm so sorry.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 32
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 33
- You got kids? - No.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 34
Judith is a wonderful mother.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 35
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 36
Come to find out that the money that I loaned them to open a tanning salon...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 37
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 38
- Well, not by heart. - Charlie.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 39
- What? - Why do you hate me?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 40
- Oh, sure. Hi, Evelyn. - Hello, dear.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 41
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 42
Well, yeah. You know, she does become a little emotional at times, huh?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 43
The trick to that is to always have some Fun Size Snickers in your pocket.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 44
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 45
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 46
- Raquel Welch. - Hey, that's a damn fine film.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 47
Rose, for God's sake, you're talking to my mother.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 48
- That's what my therapist says. - Hell, I could've told you that for free.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 49
Hello, sweetheart. Thank you for the lovely birthday card.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 50
...why Charlie hates you. - Yeah.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 2 #2 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 3
Charlie, look at this. What is this? "The Harpers."
#3 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 4
Come on, ring the bell.
#4 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 5
Dr. Melnick. Is Jake all right?
#5 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 6
Oh, okay.
#6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 7
Why don't I just get back in the hot tub and give you guys a minute.
#7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 8
It's symbolic.
#8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 9
Wait, wait, wait.
#9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 10
My ex-wife is sleeping with our pediatrician.
#10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 11 #11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 12
She said it made her hair frizzy.
#12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 13 #13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 14
You provided the woman and the hot tub.
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I wouldn't come over if I'd been told he wasn't here.
#18 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 19
Gee, I'd love to, but I got my regular Sunday morning softball game.
#19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 20 #20 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 21
And I came by to tell you it won't happen again.
#21 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 22
Up and out this early on a Saturday? Good for her.
#22 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 23
Alan, I gotta tell you, this is a little awkward...
#23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 24
So let me make you some coffee.
#24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 25 #25 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 26
Whenever I come, you do everything you can to avoid spending time with me.
#26 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 27
Charlie, look at me.
#27 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 28
- Okay, I'm out of here. - No, no, wait, Berta.
#28 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 29
- Berta, I'm begging you. - Oh, all right.
#29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 30
Coffee, juice, and my secret stash of Mint Milanos...
#30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 31
- My wife passed away. - Oh, I'm so sorry.
#31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 32 #32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 33
- You got kids? - No.
#33 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 34
Judith is a wonderful mother.
#34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 35 #35 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 36
Come to find out that the money that I loaned them to open a tanning salon...
#36 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 37 #37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 38
- Well, not by heart. - Charlie.
#38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 39
- What? - Why do you hate me?
#39 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 40
- Oh, sure. Hi, Evelyn. - Hello, dear.
#40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 41 #41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 42
Well, yeah. You know, she does become a little emotional at times, huh?
#42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 43
The trick to that is to always have some Fun Size Snickers in your pocket.
#43 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 44 #44 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 45 #45 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 46
- Raquel Welch. - Hey, that's a damn fine film.
#46 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 47
Rose, for God's sake, you're talking to my mother.
#47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 48
- That's what my therapist says. - Hell, I could've told you that for free.
#48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 49
Hello, sweetheart. Thank you for the lovely birthday card.
#49 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 50
...why Charlie hates you. - Yeah.
#50