S2 E17
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Season 2  "Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!"  2x17

Aired 17 years ago - Feb 21, 2005

After Charlie has back pain, Alan decides to take him to the Hospital. While there Charlie can't stop hitting on the doctor who is examining him. The only problem is that he has a history with her that he can't remember. Berta is feed up with Jake's inability to use the bathroom properly, so she decides to make him clean it until he learns.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 1
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I'm not holding, but I can make a couple calls.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 3
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- You keep an eye on Jake. - Fine.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 5
Suit yourself. I should call your doctor and tell him we're coming.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 6
- You're kidding, right? - Do I look like I'm kidding?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 7
...but I couldn't face the inevitable phone calls.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 8
Yes, Beverly Hills, California.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 9
Wilshire Boulevard, we think.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 10
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 11
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 12
No, but this is an emergency.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 13
- It's Stanley. - Thank you.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 14
She was playing a little fast and loose with the old prescription pad.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 15
That's kind of how this happened.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 16
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 17
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 18
...I'm betting you'll be able to pee through a Cheerio at 10 paces.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 19
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 20
I could help you, Charlie.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 21
- So you'll let me work on you? - Not in a million years.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 22
Mr. Harper, I'm Dr. Talmadge.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 23
Yeah, it started in my back...
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 24
So no.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 25
I'm warning you.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 26
He's a sexual compulsive with narcissistic tendencies.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 27
- I take blood pressure and x-rays. - Your mother must be very proud.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 28
- Can you believe her? - Yeah, she is something else.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 29
I can park wherever I want.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 30
What's classier than a doctor?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 31
No more country clubs. No more Cadillacs.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 32
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 33
...and the sink. - What took you so long?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 34
It's not that hard. You just gotta drink a lot of root beer, lean back...
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 35
- No, I mean... - Charlie, give it a rest.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 36
...from one shallow, meaningless relationship to the next.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 37
- Who says? - Everybody says.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 38
It's not up for debate.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 39
The only question is how high a tab you want before the bill comes due.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 40
It's like trying to talk Shakespeare to a Hershey bar.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 41
- Berta. - What?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 42
Oh, golly, no. Only for a doctor.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 43
...until you wake up one day peeing blood and crapping into a bag.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 44
Boo-hoo, you'll have to wait a couple of weeks.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 45
Okay. Let's see what we've got.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 46
Have you had Demerol before?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 47
- Sorry. - That's okay.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 48
Happy, happy, happy. Happy.
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I'm not holding, but I can make a couple calls.
#2
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- You keep an eye on Jake. - Fine.
#4
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Suit yourself. I should call your doctor and tell him we're coming.
#5
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 6
- You're kidding, right? - Do I look like I'm kidding?
#6
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 7
...but I couldn't face the inevitable phone calls.
#7
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 8
Yes, Beverly Hills, California.
#8
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 9
Wilshire Boulevard, we think.
#9
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No, but this is an emergency.
#12
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- It's Stanley. - Thank you.
#13
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 14
She was playing a little fast and loose with the old prescription pad.
#14
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 15
That's kind of how this happened.
#15
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...I'm betting you'll be able to pee through a Cheerio at 10 paces.
#18
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I could help you, Charlie.
#20
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- So you'll let me work on you? - Not in a million years.
#21
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Mr. Harper, I'm Dr. Talmadge.
#22
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 23
Yeah, it started in my back...
#23
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 24
So no.
#24
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 25
I'm warning you.
#25
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 26
He's a sexual compulsive with narcissistic tendencies.
#26
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 27
- I take blood pressure and x-rays. - Your mother must be very proud.
#27
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 28
- Can you believe her? - Yeah, she is something else.
#28
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I can park wherever I want.
#29
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 30
What's classier than a doctor?
#30
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 31
No more country clubs. No more Cadillacs.
#31
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 32 #32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 33
...and the sink. - What took you so long?
#33
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 34
It's not that hard. You just gotta drink a lot of root beer, lean back...
#34
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 35
- No, I mean... - Charlie, give it a rest.
#35
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 36
...from one shallow, meaningless relationship to the next.
#36
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 37
- Who says? - Everybody says.
#37
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 38
It's not up for debate.
#38
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 39
The only question is how high a tab you want before the bill comes due.
#39
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 40
It's like trying to talk Shakespeare to a Hershey bar.
#40
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 41
- Berta. - What?
#41
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 42
Oh, golly, no. Only for a doctor.
#42
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 43
...until you wake up one day peeing blood and crapping into a bag.
#43
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 44
Boo-hoo, you'll have to wait a couple of weeks.
#44
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 45
Okay. Let's see what we've got.
#45
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 46
Have you had Demerol before?
#46
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 47
- Sorry. - That's okay.
#47
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 48
Happy, happy, happy. Happy.
#48
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