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Season 2  "A Bag Full of Jawea"  2x3

Aired 17 years ago - Oct 04, 2004

Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension for giving his teacher (Missi Pyle) the finger by romancing her, but his several attempts fail every time.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 1
...but Jake has something he wants to say.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 2
I'm not used to being around children and, well, I am really sorry.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 3
Jake, go to the vending machine...
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Cool. Like the Itchy Eye.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 7
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 8
Lucky? Sure, why not. Let's call it luck.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 9
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 10
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 11
And it's getting weirder.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 12
Listen, buddy, Miss Pasternak and I are kind of having a sleepover.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 13
This is more wrong than the time I saw Santa peeing at the mall.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 14
- Come on, buddy. Get some sleep. - Oh, yeah. Like I'm gonna sleep now.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 15
...and that he keeps this to himself. - Thank you, Charlie.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 16
- Charlie? - Yes, Miss Pasternak.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 17
How much more?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 18
Oh, Charlie. Come on.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 19
No kidding. What stupid thing did you do you're trying to make up for?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 20
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 21
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 22
No, it says it on the can.
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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 24
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 25
So how did Jake take it? Did he freak out?
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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 27
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You sure? Because I'm just empty calories.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 29
Dolores, you're a terrific woman and I've enjoyed being with you very much...
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 30
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 31
Charlie, that's the past.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 32
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 33
...I prayed for forgiveness and I was told not to worry about it.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 34
What matters is the same hand that delivered me...
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 35
- All right. - All right, what?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 36
... and talk more about this path we are on and where it's heading.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 37
Boy, it's weird being on the other side of one of these calls.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 38
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 39
...but I realize now that breakups may be outside your area of expertise.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 40
- I'm just about to break up with her. - Oh, no, don't, don't.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 41
"Abraham Lincoln signed the Emancipation Proclamation in pen."
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 42
You broke into my house and left it on my pillow.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 43
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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 45
After he's accepted he can learn that Sacajawea...
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 46
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 47
All the kids were so well-behaved. Even Jake.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 48
I hadn't really decided.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 49
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Nothing. Forget it. Let's just have a nice evening.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 2
I'm not used to being around children and, well, I am really sorry.
#2
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Jake, go to the vending machine...
#3
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Cool. Like the Itchy Eye.
#6
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Lucky? Sure, why not. Let's call it luck.
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And it's getting weirder.
#11
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 12
Listen, buddy, Miss Pasternak and I are kind of having a sleepover.
#12
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 13
This is more wrong than the time I saw Santa peeing at the mall.
#13
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 14
- Come on, buddy. Get some sleep. - Oh, yeah. Like I'm gonna sleep now.
#14
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...and that he keeps this to himself. - Thank you, Charlie.
#15
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- Charlie? - Yes, Miss Pasternak.
#16
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How much more?
#17
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Oh, Charlie. Come on.
#18
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No kidding. What stupid thing did you do you're trying to make up for?
#19
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No, it says it on the can.
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So how did Jake take it? Did he freak out?
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You sure? Because I'm just empty calories.
#28
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Dolores, you're a terrific woman and I've enjoyed being with you very much...
#29
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Charlie, that's the past.
#31
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...I prayed for forgiveness and I was told not to worry about it.
#33
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What matters is the same hand that delivered me...
#34
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- All right. - All right, what?
#35
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... and talk more about this path we are on and where it's heading.
#36
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 37
Boy, it's weird being on the other side of one of these calls.
#37
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...but I realize now that breakups may be outside your area of expertise.
#39
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- I'm just about to break up with her. - Oh, no, don't, don't.
#40
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"Abraham Lincoln signed the Emancipation Proclamation in pen."
#41
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You broke into my house and left it on my pillow.
#42
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After he's accepted he can learn that Sacajawea...
#45
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All the kids were so well-behaved. Even Jake.
#47
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I hadn't really decided.
#48
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Nothing. Forget it. Let's just have a nice evening.
#50