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Season 2  "Bad News from the Clinic?"  2x5

Aired 17 years ago - Oct 18, 2004

Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who's better at playing hard to get than he is.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 2
Sherri, you asleep?
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- How was school this week? - Okay.
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So no date tonight?
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Oh, aren't you clever? Bite me.
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Well, not to you specifically, but you get the theory.
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You can have ice cream when you've done your homework.
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Okay. Well, Sunday?
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Okay, I'll meet you at 7.
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- I've got an early meeting tomorrow. - I'll get the check.
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...I will lick your body from head to toe.
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- Sure. Hey, we're okay, right? - Yeah.
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Why didn't you do this part?
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If you spent as much time doing the work...
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...why don't you just come out and say it?
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- Didn't you have dessert with Sherri? - How did you know I was with Sherri?
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...you don't need a girl like that. You could do so much better.
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Okay, that's not where I was going, but let's review:
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No wonder the sex is so good.
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That's just a risk we'll have to take.
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Why can't you just learn it now?
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- That was incredible. - Yeah, it was, wasn't it?
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There you go, Elvis. Peanut butter and bananas.
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Alan, got a riddle for you:
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No, a health spa. Six hundred dollars a day...
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No, no, no! Let it ring.
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Alan, don't you understand? This isn't about dating anymore.
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...that I don't need her just as much as she doesn't need me.
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All right, if you're gonna mock me, this conversation's over.
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- I'm glad you were free tonight. - I'm glad I was home when you called.
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Okay, then.
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The same game you're playing, only tonight, I win.
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You know.
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