S2 E19
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Season 2  "A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise"  2x19

Aired 17 years ago - Mar 21, 2005

After Charlie takes Alan to an eye doctor, they end up at cafe where they bump into Charlie's ex-girlfriend, Sherri. While there Alan shows an interest in Sherri, and decides to ask her out. The problem is that Alan can't get over Sherri's relationship with Charlie.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 1
For once in your life, don't settle. Go for what you really want.
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I wasn't actually in a bar fight.
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I see. And why do you feel the need to tell me all this?
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- I'm not only happy for you, I'm proud. - Thank you.
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I was really intimidated, but as it turns out, she's just like a regular person...
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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 12
Exactly.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 13
Well, thank you.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 14
And part of a nutritious breakfast.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 15
He's also a man and that...
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 16
In fact, no one can replace your mother.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 17
...that make me wish I had a son of my own.
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Because she's been here before? Been here with you?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 19
Alcohol impairs your ability to make good decisions.
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- You won't score points by telling her. - Okay.
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...open her door, wait for her to say thank you...
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 23
You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and I don't deserve you.
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You know, Sherri, I'd really like to see more of you.
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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 28
Well, there's not a lot to tell.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 29
...as a case of mistaken identity, but I think it still counts.
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No, no, no. A little.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 31
My point is, yeah, I'm tired of those, those shallow relationships...
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- See, you really are adorable. - Thank you.
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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 34
Check it out. Ninja death toast.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 35
- Death toast? - Oh, thank you.
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- I'm still hungry. - There's bread all over the living room.
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- I think she wants to have sex. - With who?
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...I'd say stick with the basics.
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When you're with a woman like Sherri, who's so gosh-darn beautiful...
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 42
You wanna keep your toothpaste in the tube until you're done brushing.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 43
I don't get it. She must have lost a bet.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 44
No, no, I mean leaving the station.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 19 (S02E19) - 45
When you're making love, the way to slow yourself down is...
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I think I have one of his T-shirts. You might as well take that too.
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I wasn't actually in a bar fight.
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I see. And why do you feel the need to tell me all this?
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- I'm not only happy for you, I'm proud. - Thank you.
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I was really intimidated, but as it turns out, she's just like a regular person...
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Exactly.
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Well, thank you.
#13
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And part of a nutritious breakfast.
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He's also a man and that...
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In fact, no one can replace your mother.
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...that make me wish I had a son of my own.
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Because she's been here before? Been here with you?
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Alcohol impairs your ability to make good decisions.
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- You won't score points by telling her. - Okay.
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...open her door, wait for her to say thank you...
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You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and I don't deserve you.
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You know, Sherri, I'd really like to see more of you.
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Well, there's not a lot to tell.
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...as a case of mistaken identity, but I think it still counts.
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No, no, no. A little.
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My point is, yeah, I'm tired of those, those shallow relationships...
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- See, you really are adorable. - Thank you.
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Check it out. Ninja death toast.
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- Death toast? - Oh, thank you.
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- I'm still hungry. - There's bread all over the living room.
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- I think she wants to have sex. - With who?
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...I'd say stick with the basics.
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When you're with a woman like Sherri, who's so gosh-darn beautiful...
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You wanna keep your toothpaste in the tube until you're done brushing.
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I don't get it. She must have lost a bet.
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No, no, I mean leaving the station.
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When you're making love, the way to slow yourself down is...
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I think I have one of his T-shirts. You might as well take that too.
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