S2 E11
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Season 2  "Last Chance to See Those Tattoos"  2x11

Aired 17 years ago - Dec 13, 2004

After getting unusually turned down at a bar, Charlie learns that a website has been made dedicated to exposing his lifestyle. Charlie sets out to find who created the site, making amends to all those he stood up, but it's harder than it looks when all the women take the apology better than expected.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 1
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Okay.
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I don't know about this.
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How much do chicks talk about men they've been with?
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Worse. I think somebody's out there spreading the truth.
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I never lead a woman on. Unless I'm, you know, totally bombed.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 7
Rose, that night we spent together...
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I guess I do use that a lot.
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And don't forget to use the...
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Not much. What's new with you?
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 11
...my San Fernando Valley Chiropractor of the Year award.
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It's an entire website devoted to trashing me.
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Hey, it's me. I just wanted to tell you I had a great time last night.
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I had a great time with you Thursday, and I thought that may...
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 17
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"How long can you expect to date Charlie after you have sex with him?"
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All right, stop it. Move over.
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CharlieFreak180.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 21
There. That ought to bring a little balance to the conversation.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 22
Okay, I've had enough of this.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 23
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No, Mom, it is not that simple.
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- Okay. - What?
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Oh, man.
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Whoever put up that site has to be somebody I went out with at least once.
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 29
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Hi, Tina. Long time, huh?
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What do you know? A year and a half.
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...but I want you to know that I was wrong, and I'm really, truly sorry.
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- You wanna come in for a cup of coffee? - Sure, I guess.
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"Pro: See Jake all the time. Con: See Judith all the time."
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...I won't have to scrub your toilet anymore.
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- Do you still love her? - Of course I do.
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But it serves as fertilizer for the shrub, which represents my new life.
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I know. In a just world, you'd be washing my shorts.
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That was a fun apology.
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Most women Google the guys they go out with, you know.
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Let's see. Who's next?
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I'll go watch TV.
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...with them this summer. - Oh, really?
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Well, technically, four. I had to fake the last one.

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Okay.
#2
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I don't know about this.
#3
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How much do chicks talk about men they've been with?
#4
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Worse. I think somebody's out there spreading the truth.
#5
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I never lead a woman on. Unless I'm, you know, totally bombed.
#6
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Rose, that night we spent together...
#7
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I guess I do use that a lot.
#8
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And don't forget to use the...
#9
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Not much. What's new with you?
#10
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...my San Fernando Valley Chiropractor of the Year award.
#11
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It's an entire website devoted to trashing me.
#14
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Hey, it's me. I just wanted to tell you I had a great time last night.
#15
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I had a great time with you Thursday, and I thought that may...
#16
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"How long can you expect to date Charlie after you have sex with him?"
#18
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All right, stop it. Move over.
#19
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CharlieFreak180.
#20
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There. That ought to bring a little balance to the conversation.
#21
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Okay, I've had enough of this.
#22
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No, Mom, it is not that simple.
#24
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- Okay. - What?
#25
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Oh, man.
#27
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Whoever put up that site has to be somebody I went out with at least once.
#28
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Hi, Tina. Long time, huh?
#30
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What do you know? A year and a half.
#31
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...but I want you to know that I was wrong, and I'm really, truly sorry.
#32
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- You wanna come in for a cup of coffee? - Sure, I guess.
#33
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"Pro: See Jake all the time. Con: See Judith all the time."
#34
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...I won't have to scrub your toilet anymore.
#35
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- Do you still love her? - Of course I do.
#36
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But it serves as fertilizer for the shrub, which represents my new life.
#38
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I know. In a just world, you'd be washing my shorts.
#39
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That was a fun apology.
#40
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Most women Google the guys they go out with, you know.
#41
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Let's see. Who's next?
#42
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I'll go watch TV.
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...with them this summer. - Oh, really?
#48
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Well, technically, four. I had to fake the last one.
#50